A lot of users here know about and go on Omegle, which is basically an anonymous chatting service. You're free to post unfunny chatlogs about it here and receive a glorious amount of boxes. (I still think it looks like a folder rather than a box.)
[url]http://omegle.com/[/url]
Just click "Start a chat" and do whatever you want. Be warned that about half of it is ruled by trolls. Others are mixed in with nice people, Koreans and weirdos. Skip my chats below if you want. They're more of an example.
I find asking for fake people is always entertaining.
[quote]Stranger: hey
You: sam>
You: that you?
Stranger: yes
You: oh finally
You: did you send the pics?
Stranger: yea
You: alright then
You: did you tell your parents?
Stranger: yeah they were okay with it
You: what the hell
You: what did they say?
Stranger: they said thats fine
You: well all the better than
You: I'll buy you your game tomorrow
You: did you get a good angle on your wiener?
Stranger: oh yeah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
This one's long and shitty.
[quote]
You: My word!
You: Sir, you absolutely must try this coffee!
Stranger: I am a lady.
You: Excuse my political incorrectness, miss.
You: Would you like to have a taste of this coffee?
Stranger: Sure. What kind is it?
You: A special recipe I have made myself!
You: Raspberries, coconut oil, coffee beans...
You: I could go on.
Stranger: Hmm, okay. Though I warn you, I'm not a big coffee fan in general.
You: There's some chicken breast grease in there.
You: That gives it it's greasy flavor.
Stranger: My god, that sounds yummy. Fork it over.
You: We also have some rat feces.
You: Don't worry, though.
You: It's stale so it doesn't have any harmful ingredients in it.
You: And most importantly; my father's semen.
You: The salty, gooey taste is the most important, and delicious ingredient in my coffee.
You: Here, have a cup.
Stranger: Thank you, sir. Cheers.
You: Is it not the most delicious liquid you have ever tasted?
Stranger: It tastes like semen and grease. Greasy semen.
You: Indeed!
Stranger: I think I'm going to vomit, no offense.
You: It must be because of it's sheer orgasmic taste.
You: I know this for a fact.
You: When my mother had a sip, she had the biggest orgasm she had since my late step-father!
You: Did you vomit yet? I think that would make the perfect ingredient.
You: It would double the taste and flare your tongue!
Stranger: Richard?
You: Yes, my dear?
Stranger: Is that really your name?
You: No it's Dean, but my best friends call me Richard due to my likeness to Richard Carne, the inventor of Shipiss Coffee.
Stranger: Ahahahaha
You: I based my company name off of his; Poope.
Stranger: You're an inspiration to us all.
You: I am indeed, my dear lady.
You: Perhaps you will stop by Poope and have another glass of semenfecescinnamonraspberriescoconutoil coffee?
Stranger: I'll spread the word, as well.
You: Good day, m'lady.
You have disconnected.
[/quote]
This is pretty long.
[quote]
Stranger: Hello! Could you teach me to become "hip"? My daughter is embarrassed to be seen with me, and I want to change that.
You: Of course!
You: I am the master of hipping and hopping.
Stranger: Thank you so much. Your the first person willing too.
You: Are you bald?
You: Baldness is a great factor in hipness.
Stranger: No, my goodness no. I'm a mother.
You: Are you overweight?
Stranger: No, very in shape actually!
You: Do you have a cellphone?
Stranger: Yes! One with an antennae
You: Cellphones, mainly new products like Apple's iPhone are good ways to be in touch with your daughter.
You: Good!
You: Do you walk around in public with pants that go right up to your thighs?
Stranger: What do you mean by that?
You: As I'm sure you know, most teenagers these day wear extremely short pants.
Stranger: Oh yes, yes of course.
You: Don't be afraid to go too short.
Stranger: No, I wear kapree pants. The shortes, are an inch or two above my knee.
You: That's too long to be hip, unfortunately.
You: Another tip is to use "gangster" talk.
You: Try sprinkling in words like "dog", "man", "chilling" and other use of unfitting verbs, adjectives and nouns.
Stranger: Oh, yes! I heard a "rap" song earlier. Should I go around singing the lyrics, "You know I love you, like a fat kid love food"?
You: That is an excellent idea!
You: Maybe try using body language.
Stranger: Should I wear "low-cut" shirts?
You: Watch how the rappers in a rap video walk, talk and execute daily types of body movements.
You: It's very popular nowadays to now wear any shirts at all.
Stranger: What kind of bathing suit should I wear to her birthday party?
You: You may not know this, but most countries nowadays are very acceptable by being nude.
You: Are you swimming on her birthday?
Stranger: Possibly.
You: Wear a bikini and thong.
You: It allows great comfort, and may give a kick to the boys at your daughter's party!
Stranger: Oh okay, even with cellulite? Is that ok?
You: Yes.
You: In fact, it may even be better!
You: Anyways m'am, I must get going.
You: Tell your daughter I said happy birthday![/quote]
My first try at being a child abductor
[quote]You: hey there young man
You: would you like some candy?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: are you the national sex offender?
You: where did you learn such a big word like that, little boy?
Stranger: Meh you're doing it wrong
You: well
You: YOU SMELL
You have disconnected.[/quote]
Still not going into my van...
[quote]You: hey there little girl
Stranger: Hey
You: want some candy?
Stranger: yes please mr man
You: I have boxes of candy in my van
You: and toys!
Stranger: OH! JOY!
You: you like toys, don't you little girl?
Stranger: I want a pony
You: it's in the van
Stranger: Wow!
You: but first I want you to try this very special candy I got straight from mr. willy wonka!
Stranger: I will come, if you promise me something
You: yes, little girl?
Stranger: DONT FUCK WITH ME MR!
You: :0
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Damnit.
[quote]Stranger: Hey
You: hey there little girl
You: want some candy?
You: I have boxes and boxes of candy in my van!
Stranger: lol
You: and toys
Stranger: that is funny
You: little girls like toys, don't they?
Stranger: im a woman though 21
Stranger: as a little girl i wasnt really into toys either
You: adults like candy, don't they?
You: what about work proposals?
Stranger: lol
You: I have bags of work proposals in my van
Stranger: work proposals
Stranger: lol
You: hm
Stranger: i like candy as an adult
You: what do women like these days...
Stranger: so how old are you?
You: I have dildos in my van
You: come little girl, get a dildo
Stranger: women like money
Stranger: and shopping
Stranger: and ill pass on the dildos
Stranger: what type of van do you have though wacko?
You: well why would you need the money if you don't want dildos
You: black van with black windows
Stranger: MAKE AND MODEL fool
Stranger: not colour
You: OH I KNOW
You: I have a second van
You: full of kitchen equipment
You: all the spatulas you could ever dream of!
You: and turkey dinners to cook for your husband!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Aw.
[quote]You: hey there little girl!
You: want some candy?
Stranger: ILOVEYOU
You: yay!
You: I have toys in my van
You: and candy!
Stranger: SO DO I !
You: LETS TEAM UP AND FUCK A BUNCH OF 9 YEAR OLDS YEAH
You: one sec just calling my friend Fredick B. Indigo
Stranger: K
You: alright he's going to come to your house for a party
You: don't forget to not be armed
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Fucking FINALLY.
[quote]You: hey there little girl
Stranger: Mom??
You: want some candy?
You: yes dear
You: come in my van
Stranger: Okay
You: I have lots of toys!
Stranger: YAY!
Stranger: But mommy
Stranger: you never let me go to toys r us!
You: yes that's because I'm a mean bitch
You: but now I'm not!
Stranger: aww
Stranger: yay!
You: here
You: try this special candy that willy wonka himself gave me!
You: it's called chloroform!
Stranger: WILLY WONKA?
Stranger: OOH SOUNDS YUMMY!
You: it's a special type of candy that goes on this special willy wonka branded rag
You: and you breathe it in like air!
You: here, try some!
Stranger: :O
Stranger: okay!
You: shhhhhhh
You: shhhhhhhh
You: it's okay
You: just go to sleep...
Stranger: ok
You: *rapes*
You have disconnected.[/quote]
Stranger: Hi
You: Hello
Stranger: How are you
You: FFS
You: French Fucked Sister
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Thats a new one
You: oic
You: Onion In Cock
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so the cock crys piss
You: hehehe yeah
You: it dribbles in my pants now
You: cumming
Stranger: Oh jeez sounds enjoyable
You: feels so good
Stranger: :s
Stranger: Try putting anti-freeze on it
You: letting it flow down my legs
You: feels sexual
You: oh
You: yeah
You: oh
You: oh
You: oh
You: oh
You: oh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: are you girl, ready for webcam?
You: yes
Stranger: from and age
You: namek
You: 0ver 9000
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi there asl plz?
You: and then someone tried to rape me on Omegle.
You: Oshi-
You: WRONG WINDOW
You have disconnected.
[/quote]I sure scared him...
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i'm looking for someone to wax my ass
Stranger: and everything really
You: oh, i don't have wax, but i have honey
You: is that ok
Stranger: honey??
You: yeah
Stranger: wat do you do with that?
You: well, slather your ass in it
You: i've got like five tubs of the stuff
You: so, strip down and i'll get to work
Stranger: k
Stranger: i take my pants off
Stranger: do you like my undies?
Stranger: they're boxer briefs
You: oh yeah, they're really nice
You: i put on my robe and wizard hat
You: fyi i am a spy
Stranger: oshi-
You: *saps your sentry*
Stranger: wat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
:v:.
[quote]
You: an
You: hero
You: is
You: you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
:saddowns:
[quote]Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: f
Stranger: want to mate
You: sure
You: asl
Stranger: 9malehemet
You: 15fscotland
You: so do you want to fondle my cock
Stranger: i dont belive you send a pic
You: kk
You: hold on
You: you sure u dont want to fondle my long dick
Stranger: send a pic
Stranger: gay person
You: i thought u wer gay
You: son
Stranger: noooooo
You: i am dissapoint
Stranger: im going to fucking kill you
You: that means you dont want to touch my cock?
Stranger: noo
You: aw
Stranger: bitch
You: [url]http://sugarmtnfarm.com/blog/uploaded_images/RoosterNHRedOnSnowDSCF1642-714219.jpg[/url]
You: heres a pciture
Stranger: hahahaha your funny
You: its a picute of my cock
Stranger: bitch ass fucker
You: fucker ass bitch
You: im a bitch and i fuck asses
You: you got me right bro
You: and in this case you are an ass
Stranger: fuckyou
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
And he didn't seem to get the point that i was a dude
I find it works if they ask if you're a person, you say yes.
[editline]04:55AM[/editline]
[code]Stranger: hey are u called britt
You: yes
Stranger: where u from
You: cali ;)
Stranger: do u like challenges
You: it dependz ;)))
You: whats the chalenge
Stranger: whats ur fav movie kinds
You: i love all movies
You: except twilight lol
Stranger: have u seen transformers
You: yah
You: i wish i wuz megan fox
Stranger: was i talkin 2 u a while ago
You: not sure wuts ur name
Stranger: Terry
You: OMG UR THAT CREEP AREN"T YOU
Stranger: what creep
You: some guy named terry said he wanted ot rape my a$$
Stranger: no not me[/code]
It's shit because you're always talking to another troll.
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: r u m or f
Stranger: ???
You: I am neither
You: I am octopus
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: not funny
You: Yes it is
You: octopuses are hilarious
Stranger: bye bye dikhead
You: bye
You: ily
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: fgagto
Stranger: gato?
You: A/S/L???
Stranger: 20 f brazil
Stranger: u?
You: 25/A/longonia
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[editline]05:08AM[/editline]
Aslo this:
Stranger: Hello.
You: Hello, how are you doing tonight.
You: ur A FGAGTO
Stranger: What the fuck?
Stranger: Are you drunk, or just retarded?
You: I live under a bridge.
Stranger: Awesome. I love homeless people.
You: :P
Stranger: You can make them fight other homeless people for money and food.
Stranger: Best entertainment ever.
Holy shit this was fucking epic.
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You: hey cutipi wnt 2 fuk
Stranger: yesss please
You: so wutz ur name ;)
Stranger: christina
You: you les?
Stranger: bi
You: sweet
You: my name is kristen lol
Stranger: haha no way
You: yeah, isn't that funny?
Stranger: what are you up for?
You: huh??
Stranger: you asked me if i wanted to fuk
You: oh
You: anything bby
You: i can do anything you want
Stranger: i like that
Stranger: touching your self?
You: yah a little ;)
You: i'm getting excited
Stranger: me too baby
You: mmm
Stranger: what do you look like?
You: i'm kinda short, but i'm pretty thin and i got long light red hair
You: you?
Stranger: redhead? oh fuck i love redheads
Stranger: you have no idea
You: rly?
Stranger: absolutely
You: awesome, cuz i'm gonna rock your world ;)
Stranger: mmm im ready for you
Stranger: im average height. 5'6 and a half
Stranger: latina
You: mmm i like em' latina ;D
Stranger: its all about the curves baby
Stranger: in all the right places
You: mmm i like em best like that
You: i want my face between your legs now
Stranger: oh god my juices are waiting for you to lick up baby
You: let me just put on my wizard robe and hat
You: let me get my level 4+ staff of seduction
You: now i'm ready ;)
Stranger: role play
Stranger: i loove it
You: me too ;d
Stranger: what are you planning on doing with that staff?
You: mm i just want to put it in you
You: no protection ;)
You: lowers the staff to your cunt and starts rubbing ur lips with the knob
Stranger: ahh so good
Stranger: teasing me
You: i plunge the staff deep into your cunt
You: critical hit! christina is majorly damaged
You: christina is bleeding
You: christina is dead
You: 50+ xp
You: lvl up
Stranger: ohhhhhh
You: ZOMBIE
You: /curbstomps your fucking face in
You: CALL THE GUARDS
You: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST ALL YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE FORFEIT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
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You: Hi
Stranger: LIME OMG I HATE GAY PPL THAT DISCONNECT CAUSE THEY R LIE DUMB
You: Are you watching out for man bear pig
Stranger: *like
Stranger: ugh no
You: im spreading manbearpig awareness
Stranger: ummm ooook then
Stranger: ??
You: hes half man half bear and half pig
You: And hes dangerous
You: more than pedo bear
Stranger: um i am sorry to say u need to learn math that would make it 1/3 man 1/3 bear and 1/3 pig
You: no
You: hes 150%
Stranger: umm yes
Stranger: o really
You: hes that horrible
Stranger: a half is a half on any number no matter what number
You: Me confused
You: me no finish 5th grade
You: too complicated
Stranger: ok when u say half this half that there can only be two halfs
You: kazuntai
You: you got me
Stranger: exactly my point and wat is kazuntai
You: Beats me
Stranger: so u still dont understand
You: Im also spreading aids awareness
Stranger: umm ok but ppl know about aids
You: Not everyone
You: not you...
Stranger: ok
Stranger: um ya i do
You: AIDS is caused by body thetons as told by the founder of scientology
Stranger: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook watever then BYE
You: Garlax must die
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
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Stranger: i am looking for a girl who can show her pics
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[editline]12:28AM[/editline]
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Stranger: hello
You: hey
Stranger: how are u?
You: good
You: So, where do you think I should put the body? He isn't fitting in my closet
You: oh fuck
You: wrong window
You have disconnected.
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You: Hi
Stranger: How are you, sir?
You: Great
You: very polite
You: your canadian
Stranger: gasp
Stranger: how did you know
You: I can tell
You: im watching
You: get your hands out of your pants
You: sick bastard
Stranger: no!
You: lol
You: nice house
Stranger: it's not too shabby
You: Is that stucco fireproof?
You: just asking
Your conversational partner has disconnected[/code]
[quote]
You:There you are!
Stranger: umm..
Stranger: I dont know how to put this.
Stranger: I think Im pregnant.
Stranger: And im feeling pretty uncomfortable.
You: uh
You: it might've been those pills
You: or that time behind the car
You: or maybe even at that dressing room
You: but I dun think I can see you anymore :/
Stranger: I did that thing under the car, and in the dresser in room..
Stranger: so you are the one who was drunk
You: hmmmm
Stranger: TAKE YOUR RESPONSIBILITY AS A MAN
You: D:
You: SHUT Up
You: *Backhands
Stranger: why are you like that
Stranger: I though you love me!
Stranger: I though we would have future...
You: I thought so
Stranger: I though.. Oh my you had a tiny penis
Stranger: I though you have bigger than that
You: I HAVE A PROBLEM OKAY?
Stranger: YEA WE CAN COME OVER IT
Stranger: OVER...
Stranger: OVER......
Stranger: OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
You: Why would you even do this to me
Stranger: You fail allways 2 x more than i do when you say "You fail"
You: I THOUGHT WE HAD A THING GOING
Stranger: We had, but Bob the builder came between us
You: OMG
You: I KNEW IT ALL ALONG
You: IT WAS HIM!
Stranger: HER*
Stranger: Bob is actually a woman.
You: :/
You: wut.
You: so... you're pregnant from a woman?
Stranger: no
Stranger: Its just his truck who made me pregnant
Stranger: her*
You: Fuck.
You: Knew I should've burnt that rustbucket ages ago.
Stranger: Well, you should have.
You: Well I tried, apparently water isn't flammable.
Stranger: JUST BECAUSE IT WAS RUSTY`
Stranger: YOU RACIST BASTARD
[/quote]
Wow.
Fuck, thread title made me think Omegle was redesigned or something :saddowns:
[quote]You: 4chan is sooo sloooooow
Stranger: whats 4channnn
You: the source of any and all internet content
Stranger: i see
You: and a body of extremely intelligent, educated people
You: who disregard all social limits in a never ending quest for knowledge and self purpose
You: It is a gem among the ash
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: the joys of the internet i suppose...[/quote]
:smug:
After about half an hour of fake cybering, the result
[quote]You: that was amazing...
You: i'm glad you made my night ;)
Stranger: i nod, too amazed to speak
Stranger: thank you for being such a good teacher...
You: you're a natural
You: i kiss you one last time before stepping away and putting my batman costume back on
You: i jump out into the night of gotham city
Stranger: haha XD
You: fyi i am a spy
You: i sapped your sentry before i left
You have disconnected.[/quote]
Should I post the whole log, it's pretty eventful
[quote]Stranger: hey
You: Hey sexy :3
Stranger: i was going to say that
Stranger: !!
Stranger: freaky
You: Whachu been up to?
You: I dreamt of you last night
You: Was about to break into your home to look into your soulful eyes
You: But thought you'd get upset.
You: Just snuck in, chained you to the bed, you know.
You: The usual?
Stranger: um wow
Stranger: thats a lot to take in
You: What?
You: I thought we got over this
You: I didn't break in okay?
Stranger: ok
You: I just had to spend an hour climbing a electricity pole to sneak in...
Stranger: im sorrry
You: Your chimney seems to be needing a clean though.
Stranger: i thought it was a dream though
Stranger: cause i dont remember this
You: Well it wasn't.
You: It might've been that I slipped a pill or two.
You: You know, in your dinner last night?
Stranger: you druged me
Stranger: you dick
You: Why would you call me like that?
You: I did it for both of us.
Stranger: your such a creep
You: But but but
Stranger: suck my dick fool
You: I did :/[/quote]
I love trolling.
You: hello :D
Stranger: helloooo
You: wanna see somethin fun?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: only if it's your cock though
You: well...
You:
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You: STICK THAT UP UR BUTT
Stranger: close enough
[quote]Stranger: hey
You: Hey sexy :3
Stranger: i was going to say that
Stranger: !!
Stranger: freaky
You: Whachu been up to?
You: I dreamt of you last night
You: Was about to break into your home to look into your soulful eyes
You: But thought you'd get upset.
You: Just snuck in, chained you to the bed, you know.
You: The usual?
Stranger: um wow
Stranger: thats a lot to take in
You: What?
You: I thought we got over this
You: I didn't break in okay?
Stranger: ok
You: I just had to spend an hour climbing a electricity pole to sneak in...
Stranger: im sorrry
You: Your chimney seems to be needing a clean though.
Stranger: i thought it was a dream though
Stranger: cause i dont remember this
You: Well it wasn't.
You: It might've been that I slipped a pill or two.
You: You know, in your dinner last night?
Stranger: you druged me
Stranger: you dick
You: Why would you call me like that?
You: I did it for both of us.
Stranger: your such a creep
You: But but but
Stranger: suck my dick fool
You: I did :/[/quote]
I love trolling.
[quote]stranger: Hey there.
You: Snake!
You: Did you blow up metal gear?
Stranger: Yes.
You: Good
stranger: The world is saved.
You: Don't forget you have to assasinate liquid snake
stranger: Hey, he's a jackass.
Stranger: Yeah*
you: Raiden will help you on this mission
stranger: I don't need that bitch.
You: Too late
you: Can't unassign
stranger: God dammit man
you: He's right behind you
stranger: I don't give 2 fucks, he can't touch this.,
you: Oh god he's unzipping his outfit
you have disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]stranger: Im 18 m usa ask me any five questions and ill answer them truthfully
you: Why does god let people die
stranger: So that the earth doesn't get overpopulated
you: Why does airplane food taste horrible
stranger: Because they spit in it
you: If it is 0 degrees celseus and the weather forcast says tomorrow will be twice as cold, how cold will it be
stranger: -2 degrees celcius?
You: Incorrect. Sorry but you do not win 1million dollars
you: Thanks for being on the show
you have disconnected.[/quote]
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[editline]02:01am[/editline]
[quote]you: Do you like ze weinerz.
You: I like ze weinerz
you: Eat them all day
you: All night
you: Till i get fat
you: :(
stranger: Wat
you have disconnected.[/quote]
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[editline]02:03AM[/editline]
[quote]You: This is 911 Emergency how may i help you
You: Are you there
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: HEY WHATB UP
You: Do you have a emergency in your area
Stranger: no
You: We do not tolerate prank calls
You: good day
You have disconnected.[/quote]
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey sexy
You: What's up, cutie pie?
Stranger: nuthin much babe
You: What are you wearing, hotty?
Stranger: boxers
You: Oh, so I see you're a man.
Stranger: are you?
You: Oh yeah, baby.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Alright this is really long but really hilarious, I'll explain the things i was linking him to in brackets so you don't have to click the links
[quote]Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl plz
You: 16/f/nevada [I'm 16/m/nevada irl]
Stranger: nice to meet u
Stranger: 19 m china
You: nice to meet u
You: ooh thats far
Stranger: yep
You: what is china like
Stranger: uh...if u have been here
Stranger: u will like it
You: thats cool
You: where i live is boring
Stranger: maybe u should go outside
You: are you calling me fat
Stranger: no
Stranger: do you have msn?
You: yeah why
Stranger: can u tell me
Stranger: so we can talk when this web is shut
You: uh i will in a sec
You: go to lemonparty.org, there are pictures of me on the front page and my msn is there too <3 [you faggots should know what lemonparty is]
Stranger: ok
Stranger: .....
You: i'm the one on the left
Stranger: r u kidding me?
You: what?
You: im the 16 girl on the left
Stranger: which web?
Stranger: when i open the web you tell me,
You: the lemonparty.org, it is my school home page
Stranger: i just see three old guys
You: thats weird maybe it got hacked
Stranger: [url]www.lemonparty.org?[/url]
You: ya thats it
Stranger: maybe u can try
You: ok
Stranger: that's...
You: eww that is definitely not me
Stranger: so what's your msn?
Stranger: ?
You: i am trying to remember it haha
Stranger: ......
Stranger: may i know your name?
You: my name is richard
Stranger: richard?
You: yeah it is a common girl name in my region, kinda strange haha
Stranger: i see
Stranger: well, i 'd like to see your photos,can i ?
You: im lookin for some right now, ill have em in a sec :D
Stranger: all right
Stranger: so you don't remember your msn?
You: sorry haha i forgot my email ill find some pics tho
Stranger: that's ok
Stranger: if you find them,send to me ,ok?
You: [url]http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l155/aaroo1/tubgirl.jpg[/url] [I assume you are familiar with tubgirl as well.]
You: here is one from my photobucket
Stranger: ........
You: you like?
Stranger: never!!!!!!
You: why not....
You: im a little chubby thats it
Stranger: i mean ,i just want to see some pics normal
Stranger: sexy ,hot, or cute,that's ok.but not nausea
You: oh ok, haha, sorry, i am a little too proud of that picture
You: ill find another
You: [url]http://c2.api.ning.com/files/MHNIdmT7YpAtt7ASVhtaRYNWPv3J4tlf84w7D2i71Ux9IkQhJDRmk3IqNoaywjvShSAHNOTU8TDsrecXVFN4sr3PuFDRRjWT/boxxy.jpg[/url] [this is, obviously, a picture of boxxy]
You: this is me on my friends website
Stranger: i like this one
Stranger: u r so beautiful
You: thanks
You: can i see some of your pics
Stranger: wait
You: ok
Stranger: [url]http://www.zgysjy.org/Files/BeyondPic/2008-12/12/08121209264960065.jpg[/url] [ He sends me a picture from a chinese clothing website]
You: ooh you're cute
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: uh...i'd like to see more your pics
Stranger: may i
You: you
You: may
Stranger: /
Stranger: ?
You: [url]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/c/cf/Boxxy_swimsuit.jpg/443px-Boxxy_swimsuit.jpg[/url] [boxxy in a swimsuit]
You: there you go, im in a swimsuit
Stranger: wow.....
Stranger: u r sexy...
You: thank you, can i see more pics of you mayb?
Stranger: i have no sexy ones....
You: darn i was hoping you would
You: oh well i have some more sexy ones if you want
Stranger: may i ?
Stranger: show me ,ok?
You: yeah hold on :D
You: [url]http://a.imagehost.org/0700/box.jpg[/url] [boxxy fake nude with hearts over her nipples]
Stranger: wooooow..
Stranger: how nice if there have no two hearts...
You: i can do that <3
You: [url]http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-01-17/1232211097690.jpg[/url] [boxxy topless picture]
Stranger: u make me fever heat
You: want more?
Stranger: of course...
Stranger: u r hot!!!
You: thanxxx
You: im lookin for an even sexier one
Stranger: okay:)
You: photobucket.on.nimp.org [horrific malicious site that spams your computer with gay porn popups and plays loud over the speakers HEY EVERYBODY IM WATCHING GAY PORN. After this he doesn't respond for like 5 minutes (lol)]
You: that has a bunch of me on there
Stranger: hold on.
Stranger: i'm little busy now
You: ok
Stranger: [email]cooooooopy@gmail.com[/email]
Stranger: i have to go
Stranger: bye
Stranger: send mail to me
You: ok
[/quote]
Taking advantage of naive foreigners is cool. I never did message him after that web was shut.
[QUOTE=Furioso;15974262]Should I post the whole log, it's pretty eventful[/QUOTE]
Post the full log.
[quote]
Stranger: cyber
You: oh god
You: I just sat on my fucking balls
You: as soon as
You: FUCK
You: hold on
Stranger: okay
You: don't sit on your own balls
You: it tends to be rather painfull
You: anyway, without further adieu
You: CYBER?!
You: omg like
You: 18/f/CA
[/quote]
I thought it was funny... though seriously, my balls are still throbbing.
Stranger: excuse me ,what do you mean?
You: I am a bisexual chubby woman of 56 years looking for a fuck.
Stranger: o,,,,,,sorry
[QUOTE]You: John, is that you?
Stranger: Yea!
You: Oh, John. How joyful it is that I get to see you again!
You: After that night... I just couldn't forget.
Stranger: Sorry, im with another person now.
You: Aww. How is he in the sack?
Stranger: Its a girl.
You: Oh, you've betrayed me further, have you? SWINE.
[/QUOTE]
That son of a bitch.
[QUOTE]
Stranger: hi
You: YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING
You: NOW LISTEN.
Stranger: = =
You: "OXI-CLEAN DETERGENT BALL"
You: BITCH.
You: HOW ARE YOU.
You: I am capable of typing without caps.
[/QUOTE]
What a faggot.
[QUOTE]You: HI BILLY MAYS HERE
You: WITH NEW DEATH BE GONE!
You: YOU MIGHT BE ASKING YOUR TV SETS RIGHT NOW, "Billy, how does a spray can remove death?"
You: WELL SHUT THE HELL UP AS I TELL YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
:buddy:
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