• Omegle V2
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A lot of users here know about and go on Omegle, which is basically an anonymous chatting service. You're free to post unfunny chatlogs about it here and receive a glorious amount of boxes. (I still think it looks like a folder rather than a box.) [url]http://omegle.com/[/url] Just click "Start a chat" and do whatever you want. Be warned that about half of it is ruled by trolls. Others are mixed in with nice people, Koreans and weirdos. Skip my chats below if you want. They're more of an example. I find asking for fake people is always entertaining. [quote]Stranger: hey You: sam> You: that you? Stranger: yes You: oh finally You: did you send the pics? Stranger: yea You: alright then You: did you tell your parents? Stranger: yeah they were okay with it You: what the hell You: what did they say? Stranger: they said thats fine You: well all the better than You: I'll buy you your game tomorrow You: did you get a good angle on your wiener? Stranger: oh yeah Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] This one's long and shitty. [quote] You: My word! You: Sir, you absolutely must try this coffee! Stranger: I am a lady. You: Excuse my political incorrectness, miss. You: Would you like to have a taste of this coffee? Stranger: Sure. What kind is it? You: A special recipe I have made myself! You: Raspberries, coconut oil, coffee beans... You: I could go on. Stranger: Hmm, okay. Though I warn you, I'm not a big coffee fan in general. You: There's some chicken breast grease in there. You: That gives it it's greasy flavor. Stranger: My god, that sounds yummy. Fork it over. You: We also have some rat feces. You: Don't worry, though. You: It's stale so it doesn't have any harmful ingredients in it. You: And most importantly; my father's semen. You: The salty, gooey taste is the most important, and delicious ingredient in my coffee. You: Here, have a cup. Stranger: Thank you, sir. Cheers. You: Is it not the most delicious liquid you have ever tasted? Stranger: It tastes like semen and grease. Greasy semen. You: Indeed! Stranger: I think I'm going to vomit, no offense. You: It must be because of it's sheer orgasmic taste. You: I know this for a fact. You: When my mother had a sip, she had the biggest orgasm she had since my late step-father! You: Did you vomit yet? I think that would make the perfect ingredient. You: It would double the taste and flare your tongue! Stranger: Richard? You: Yes, my dear? Stranger: Is that really your name? You: No it's Dean, but my best friends call me Richard due to my likeness to Richard Carne, the inventor of Shipiss Coffee. Stranger: Ahahahaha You: I based my company name off of his; Poope. Stranger: You're an inspiration to us all. You: I am indeed, my dear lady. You: Perhaps you will stop by Poope and have another glass of semenfecescinnamonraspberriescoconutoil coffee? Stranger: I'll spread the word, as well. You: Good day, m'lady. You have disconnected. [/quote] This is pretty long. [quote] Stranger: Hello! Could you teach me to become "hip"? My daughter is embarrassed to be seen with me, and I want to change that. You: Of course! You: I am the master of hipping and hopping. Stranger: Thank you so much. Your the first person willing too. You: Are you bald? You: Baldness is a great factor in hipness. Stranger: No, my goodness no. I'm a mother. You: Are you overweight? Stranger: No, very in shape actually! You: Do you have a cellphone? Stranger: Yes! One with an antennae You: Cellphones, mainly new products like Apple's iPhone are good ways to be in touch with your daughter. You: Good! You: Do you walk around in public with pants that go right up to your thighs? Stranger: What do you mean by that? You: As I'm sure you know, most teenagers these day wear extremely short pants. Stranger: Oh yes, yes of course. You: Don't be afraid to go too short. Stranger: No, I wear kapree pants. The shortes, are an inch or two above my knee. You: That's too long to be hip, unfortunately. You: Another tip is to use "gangster" talk. You: Try sprinkling in words like "dog", "man", "chilling" and other use of unfitting verbs, adjectives and nouns. Stranger: Oh, yes! I heard a "rap" song earlier. Should I go around singing the lyrics, "You know I love you, like a fat kid love food"? You: That is an excellent idea! You: Maybe try using body language. Stranger: Should I wear "low-cut" shirts? You: Watch how the rappers in a rap video walk, talk and execute daily types of body movements. You: It's very popular nowadays to now wear any shirts at all. Stranger: What kind of bathing suit should I wear to her birthday party? You: You may not know this, but most countries nowadays are very acceptable by being nude. You: Are you swimming on her birthday? Stranger: Possibly. You: Wear a bikini and thong. You: It allows great comfort, and may give a kick to the boys at your daughter's party! Stranger: Oh okay, even with cellulite? Is that ok? You: Yes. You: In fact, it may even be better! You: Anyways m'am, I must get going. You: Tell your daughter I said happy birthday![/quote] My first try at being a child abductor [quote]You: hey there young man You: would you like some candy? Stranger: yes Stranger: are you the national sex offender? You: where did you learn such a big word like that, little boy? Stranger: Meh you're doing it wrong You: well You: YOU SMELL You have disconnected.[/quote] Still not going into my van... [quote]You: hey there little girl Stranger: Hey You: want some candy? Stranger: yes please mr man You: I have boxes of candy in my van You: and toys! Stranger: OH! JOY! You: you like toys, don't you little girl? Stranger: I want a pony You: it's in the van Stranger: Wow! You: but first I want you to try this very special candy I got straight from mr. willy wonka! Stranger: I will come, if you promise me something You: yes, little girl? Stranger: DONT FUCK WITH ME MR! You: :0 Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Damnit. [quote]Stranger: Hey You: hey there little girl You: want some candy? You: I have boxes and boxes of candy in my van! Stranger: lol You: and toys Stranger: that is funny You: little girls like toys, don't they? Stranger: im a woman though 21 Stranger: as a little girl i wasnt really into toys either You: adults like candy, don't they? You: what about work proposals? Stranger: lol You: I have bags of work proposals in my van Stranger: work proposals Stranger: lol You: hm Stranger: i like candy as an adult You: what do women like these days... Stranger: so how old are you? You: I have dildos in my van You: come little girl, get a dildo Stranger: women like money Stranger: and shopping Stranger: and ill pass on the dildos Stranger: what type of van do you have though wacko? You: well why would you need the money if you don't want dildos You: black van with black windows Stranger: MAKE AND MODEL fool Stranger: not colour You: OH I KNOW You: I have a second van You: full of kitchen equipment You: all the spatulas you could ever dream of! You: and turkey dinners to cook for your husband! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Aw. [quote]You: hey there little girl! You: want some candy? Stranger: ILOVEYOU You: yay! You: I have toys in my van You: and candy! Stranger: SO DO I ! You: LETS TEAM UP AND FUCK A BUNCH OF 9 YEAR OLDS YEAH You: one sec just calling my friend Fredick B. Indigo Stranger: K You: alright he's going to come to your house for a party You: don't forget to not be armed Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Fucking FINALLY. [quote]You: hey there little girl Stranger: Mom?? You: want some candy? You: yes dear You: come in my van Stranger: Okay You: I have lots of toys! Stranger: YAY! Stranger: But mommy Stranger: you never let me go to toys r us! You: yes that's because I'm a mean bitch You: but now I'm not! Stranger: aww Stranger: yay! You: here You: try this special candy that willy wonka himself gave me! You: it's called chloroform! Stranger: WILLY WONKA? Stranger: OOH SOUNDS YUMMY! You: it's a special type of candy that goes on this special willy wonka branded rag You: and you breathe it in like air! You: here, try some! Stranger: :O Stranger: okay! You: shhhhhhh You: shhhhhhhh You: it's okay You: just go to sleep... Stranger: ok You: *rapes* You have disconnected.[/quote]
Stranger: Hi You: Hello Stranger: How are you You: FFS You: French Fucked Sister Stranger: lol Stranger: Thats a new one You: oic You: Onion In Cock Stranger: lol Stranger: so the cock crys piss You: hehehe yeah You: it dribbles in my pants now You: cumming Stranger: Oh jeez sounds enjoyable You: feels so good Stranger: :s Stranger: Try putting anti-freeze on it You: letting it flow down my legs You: feels sexual You: oh You: yeah You: oh You: oh You: oh You: oh You: oh Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: are you girl, ready for webcam? You: yes Stranger: from and age You: namek You: 0ver 9000 Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi there asl plz? You: and then someone tried to rape me on Omegle. You: Oshi- You: WRONG WINDOW You have disconnected. [/quote]I sure scared him...
[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi Stranger: i'm looking for someone to wax my ass Stranger: and everything really You: oh, i don't have wax, but i have honey You: is that ok Stranger: honey?? You: yeah Stranger: wat do you do with that? You: well, slather your ass in it You: i've got like five tubs of the stuff You: so, strip down and i'll get to work Stranger: k Stranger: i take my pants off Stranger: do you like my undies? Stranger: they're boxer briefs You: oh yeah, they're really nice You: i put on my robe and wizard hat You: fyi i am a spy Stranger: oshi- You: *saps your sentry* Stranger: wat Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :v:.
[quote] You: an You: hero You: is You: you. Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] :saddowns:
[quote]Stranger: hi Stranger: m or f You: f Stranger: want to mate You: sure You: asl Stranger: 9malehemet You: 15fscotland You: so do you want to fondle my cock Stranger: i dont belive you send a pic You: kk You: hold on You: you sure u dont want to fondle my long dick Stranger: send a pic Stranger: gay person You: i thought u wer gay You: son Stranger: noooooo You: i am dissapoint Stranger: im going to fucking kill you You: that means you dont want to touch my cock? Stranger: noo You: aw Stranger: bitch You: [url]http://sugarmtnfarm.com/blog/uploaded_images/RoosterNHRedOnSnowDSCF1642-714219.jpg[/url] You: heres a pciture Stranger: hahahaha your funny You: its a picute of my cock Stranger: bitch ass fucker You: fucker ass bitch You: im a bitch and i fuck asses You: you got me right bro You: and in this case you are an ass Stranger: fuckyou Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] And he didn't seem to get the point that i was a dude
I find it works if they ask if you're a person, you say yes. [editline]04:55AM[/editline] [code]Stranger: hey are u called britt You: yes Stranger: where u from You: cali ;) Stranger: do u like challenges You: it dependz ;))) You: whats the chalenge Stranger: whats ur fav movie kinds You: i love all movies You: except twilight lol Stranger: have u seen transformers You: yah You: i wish i wuz megan fox Stranger: was i talkin 2 u a while ago You: not sure wuts ur name Stranger: Terry You: OMG UR THAT CREEP AREN"T YOU Stranger: what creep You: some guy named terry said he wanted ot rape my a$$ Stranger: no not me[/code]
It's shit because you're always talking to another troll.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hi Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: r u m or f Stranger: ??? You: I am neither You: I am octopus Stranger: hahaha Stranger: not funny You: Yes it is You: octopuses are hilarious Stranger: bye bye dikhead You: bye You: ily Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: fgagto Stranger: gato? You: A/S/L??? Stranger: 20 f brazil Stranger: u? You: 25/A/longonia Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]05:08AM[/editline] Aslo this: Stranger: Hello. You: Hello, how are you doing tonight. You: ur A FGAGTO Stranger: What the fuck? Stranger: Are you drunk, or just retarded? You: I live under a bridge. Stranger: Awesome. I love homeless people. You: :P Stranger: You can make them fight other homeless people for money and food. Stranger: Best entertainment ever.
Holy shit this was fucking epic. [code]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hey cutipi wnt 2 fuk Stranger: yesss please You: so wutz ur name ;) Stranger: christina You: you les? Stranger: bi You: sweet You: my name is kristen lol Stranger: haha no way You: yeah, isn't that funny? Stranger: what are you up for? You: huh?? Stranger: you asked me if i wanted to fuk You: oh You: anything bby You: i can do anything you want Stranger: i like that Stranger: touching your self? You: yah a little ;) You: i'm getting excited Stranger: me too baby You: mmm Stranger: what do you look like? You: i'm kinda short, but i'm pretty thin and i got long light red hair You: you? Stranger: redhead? oh fuck i love redheads Stranger: you have no idea You: rly? Stranger: absolutely You: awesome, cuz i'm gonna rock your world ;) Stranger: mmm im ready for you Stranger: im average height. 5'6 and a half Stranger: latina You: mmm i like em' latina ;D Stranger: its all about the curves baby Stranger: in all the right places You: mmm i like em best like that You: i want my face between your legs now Stranger: oh god my juices are waiting for you to lick up baby You: let me just put on my wizard robe and hat You: let me get my level 4+ staff of seduction You: now i'm ready ;) Stranger: role play Stranger: i loove it You: me too ;d Stranger: what are you planning on doing with that staff? You: mm i just want to put it in you You: no protection ;) You: lowers the staff to your cunt and starts rubbing ur lips with the knob Stranger: ahh so good Stranger: teasing me You: i plunge the staff deep into your cunt You: critical hit! christina is majorly damaged You: christina is bleeding You: christina is dead You: 50+ xp You: lvl up Stranger: ohhhhhh You: ZOMBIE You: /curbstomps your fucking face in You: CALL THE GUARDS You: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST ALL YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE FORFEIT Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
[code]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hi Stranger: LIME OMG I HATE GAY PPL THAT DISCONNECT CAUSE THEY R LIE DUMB You: Are you watching out for man bear pig Stranger: *like Stranger: ugh no You: im spreading manbearpig awareness Stranger: ummm ooook then Stranger: ?? You: hes half man half bear and half pig You: And hes dangerous You: more than pedo bear Stranger: um i am sorry to say u need to learn math that would make it 1/3 man 1/3 bear and 1/3 pig You: no You: hes 150% Stranger: umm yes Stranger: o really You: hes that horrible Stranger: a half is a half on any number no matter what number You: Me confused You: me no finish 5th grade You: too complicated Stranger: ok when u say half this half that there can only be two halfs You: kazuntai You: you got me Stranger: exactly my point and wat is kazuntai You: Beats me Stranger: so u still dont understand You: Im also spreading aids awareness Stranger: umm ok but ppl know about aids You: Not everyone You: not you... Stranger: ok Stranger: um ya i do You: AIDS is caused by body thetons as told by the founder of scientology Stranger: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook watever then BYE You: Garlax must die Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: i am looking for a girl who can show her pics Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]12:28AM[/editline] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hello You: hey Stranger: how are u? You: good You: So, where do you think I should put the body? He isn't fitting in my closet You: oh fuck You: wrong window You have disconnected.
[code]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hi Stranger: How are you, sir? You: Great You: very polite You: your canadian Stranger: gasp Stranger: how did you know You: I can tell You: im watching You: get your hands out of your pants You: sick bastard Stranger: no! You: lol You: nice house Stranger: it's not too shabby You: Is that stucco fireproof? You: just asking Your conversational partner has disconnected[/code]
[quote] You:There you are! Stranger: umm.. Stranger: I dont know how to put this. Stranger: I think Im pregnant. Stranger: And im feeling pretty uncomfortable. You: uh You: it might've been those pills You: or that time behind the car You: or maybe even at that dressing room You: but I dun think I can see you anymore :/ Stranger: I did that thing under the car, and in the dresser in room.. Stranger: so you are the one who was drunk You: hmmmm Stranger: TAKE YOUR RESPONSIBILITY AS A MAN You: D: You: SHUT Up You: *Backhands Stranger: why are you like that Stranger: I though you love me! Stranger: I though we would have future... You: I thought so Stranger: I though.. Oh my you had a tiny penis Stranger: I though you have bigger than that You: I HAVE A PROBLEM OKAY? Stranger: YEA WE CAN COME OVER IT Stranger: OVER... Stranger: OVER...... Stranger: OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND You: Why would you even do this to me Stranger: You fail allways 2 x more than i do when you say "You fail" You: I THOUGHT WE HAD A THING GOING Stranger: We had, but Bob the builder came between us You: OMG You: I KNEW IT ALL ALONG You: IT WAS HIM! Stranger: HER* Stranger: Bob is actually a woman. You: :/ You: wut. You: so... you're pregnant from a woman? Stranger: no Stranger: Its just his truck who made me pregnant Stranger: her* You: Fuck. You: Knew I should've burnt that rustbucket ages ago. Stranger: Well, you should have. You: Well I tried, apparently water isn't flammable. Stranger: JUST BECAUSE IT WAS RUSTY` Stranger: YOU RACIST BASTARD [/quote] Wow.
Fuck, thread title made me think Omegle was redesigned or something :saddowns:
[quote]You: 4chan is sooo sloooooow Stranger: whats 4channnn You: the source of any and all internet content Stranger: i see You: and a body of extremely intelligent, educated people You: who disregard all social limits in a never ending quest for knowledge and self purpose You: It is a gem among the ash Stranger: hahaha Stranger: the joys of the internet i suppose...[/quote] :smug:
After about half an hour of fake cybering, the result [quote]You: that was amazing... You: i'm glad you made my night ;) Stranger: i nod, too amazed to speak Stranger: thank you for being such a good teacher... You: you're a natural You: i kiss you one last time before stepping away and putting my batman costume back on You: i jump out into the night of gotham city Stranger: haha XD You: fyi i am a spy You: i sapped your sentry before i left You have disconnected.[/quote] Should I post the whole log, it's pretty eventful
[quote]Stranger: hey You: Hey sexy :3 Stranger: i was going to say that Stranger: !! Stranger: freaky You: Whachu been up to? You: I dreamt of you last night You: Was about to break into your home to look into your soulful eyes You: But thought you'd get upset. You: Just snuck in, chained you to the bed, you know. You: The usual? Stranger: um wow Stranger: thats a lot to take in You: What? You: I thought we got over this You: I didn't break in okay? Stranger: ok You: I just had to spend an hour climbing a electricity pole to sneak in... Stranger: im sorrry You: Your chimney seems to be needing a clean though. Stranger: i thought it was a dream though Stranger: cause i dont remember this You: Well it wasn't. You: It might've been that I slipped a pill or two. You: You know, in your dinner last night? Stranger: you druged me Stranger: you dick You: Why would you call me like that? You: I did it for both of us. Stranger: your such a creep You: But but but Stranger: suck my dick fool You: I did :/[/quote] I love trolling.
You: hello :D Stranger: helloooo You: wanna see somethin fun? Stranger: yes Stranger: only if it's your cock though You: well... You: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... You: STICK THAT UP UR BUTT Stranger: close enough
[quote]Stranger: hey You: Hey sexy :3 Stranger: i was going to say that Stranger: !! Stranger: freaky You: Whachu been up to? You: I dreamt of you last night You: Was about to break into your home to look into your soulful eyes You: But thought you'd get upset. You: Just snuck in, chained you to the bed, you know. You: The usual? Stranger: um wow Stranger: thats a lot to take in You: What? You: I thought we got over this You: I didn't break in okay? Stranger: ok You: I just had to spend an hour climbing a electricity pole to sneak in... Stranger: im sorrry You: Your chimney seems to be needing a clean though. Stranger: i thought it was a dream though Stranger: cause i dont remember this You: Well it wasn't. You: It might've been that I slipped a pill or two. You: You know, in your dinner last night? Stranger: you druged me Stranger: you dick You: Why would you call me like that? You: I did it for both of us. Stranger: your such a creep You: But but but Stranger: suck my dick fool You: I did :/[/quote] I love trolling.
[quote]stranger: Hey there. You: Snake! You: Did you blow up metal gear? Stranger: Yes. You: Good stranger: The world is saved. You: Don't forget you have to assasinate liquid snake stranger: Hey, he's a jackass. Stranger: Yeah* you: Raiden will help you on this mission stranger: I don't need that bitch. You: Too late you: Can't unassign stranger: God dammit man you: He's right behind you stranger: I don't give 2 fucks, he can't touch this., you: Oh god he's unzipping his outfit you have disconnected.[/quote] [quote]stranger: Im 18 m usa ask me any five questions and ill answer them truthfully you: Why does god let people die stranger: So that the earth doesn't get overpopulated you: Why does airplane food taste horrible stranger: Because they spit in it you: If it is 0 degrees celseus and the weather forcast says tomorrow will be twice as cold, how cold will it be stranger: -2 degrees celcius? You: Incorrect. Sorry but you do not win 1million dollars you: Thanks for being on the show you have disconnected.[/quote] . [editline]02:01am[/editline] [quote]you: Do you like ze weinerz. You: I like ze weinerz you: Eat them all day you: All night you: Till i get fat you: :( stranger: Wat you have disconnected.[/quote] . [editline]02:03AM[/editline] [quote]You: This is 911 Emergency how may i help you You: Are you there Stranger: OMG Stranger: HEY WHATB UP You: Do you have a emergency in your area Stranger: no You: We do not tolerate prank calls You: good day You have disconnected.[/quote] .
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hey sexy You: What's up, cutie pie? Stranger: nuthin much babe You: What are you wearing, hotty? Stranger: boxers You: Oh, so I see you're a man. Stranger: are you? You: Oh yeah, baby. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Alright this is really long but really hilarious, I'll explain the things i was linking him to in brackets so you don't have to click the links [quote]Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: asl plz You: 16/f/nevada [I'm 16/m/nevada irl] Stranger: nice to meet u Stranger: 19 m china You: nice to meet u You: ooh thats far Stranger: yep You: what is china like Stranger: uh...if u have been here Stranger: u will like it You: thats cool You: where i live is boring Stranger: maybe u should go outside You: are you calling me fat Stranger: no Stranger: do you have msn? You: yeah why Stranger: can u tell me Stranger: so we can talk when this web is shut You: uh i will in a sec You: go to lemonparty.org, there are pictures of me on the front page and my msn is there too <3 [you faggots should know what lemonparty is] Stranger: ok Stranger: ..... You: i'm the one on the left Stranger: r u kidding me? You: what? You: im the 16 girl on the left Stranger: which web? Stranger: when i open the web you tell me, You: the lemonparty.org, it is my school home page Stranger: i just see three old guys You: thats weird maybe it got hacked Stranger: [url]www.lemonparty.org?[/url] You: ya thats it Stranger: maybe u can try You: ok Stranger: that's... You: eww that is definitely not me Stranger: so what's your msn? Stranger: ? You: i am trying to remember it haha Stranger: ...... Stranger: may i know your name? You: my name is richard Stranger: richard? You: yeah it is a common girl name in my region, kinda strange haha Stranger: i see Stranger: well, i 'd like to see your photos,can i &#65311; You: im lookin for some right now, ill have em in a sec :D Stranger: all right Stranger: so you don't remember your msn? You: sorry haha i forgot my email ill find some pics tho Stranger: that's ok Stranger: if you find them,send to me ,ok? You: [url]http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l155/aaroo1/tubgirl.jpg[/url] [I assume you are familiar with tubgirl as well.] You: here is one from my photobucket Stranger: ........ You: you like? Stranger: never!!!!!! You: why not.... You: im a little chubby thats it Stranger: i mean ,i just want to see some pics normal Stranger: sexy ,hot, or cute,that's ok.but not nausea You: oh ok, haha, sorry, i am a little too proud of that picture You: ill find another You: [url]http://c2.api.ning.com/files/MHNIdmT7YpAtt7ASVhtaRYNWPv3J4tlf84w7D2i71Ux9IkQhJDRmk3IqNoaywjvShSAHNOTU8TDsrecXVFN4sr3PuFDRRjWT/boxxy.jpg[/url] [this is, obviously, a picture of boxxy] You: this is me on my friends website Stranger: i like this one Stranger: u r so beautiful You: thanks You: can i see some of your pics Stranger: wait You: ok Stranger: [url]http://www.zgysjy.org/Files/BeyondPic/2008-12/12/08121209264960065.jpg[/url] [ He sends me a picture from a chinese clothing website] You: ooh you're cute Stranger: thanks Stranger: uh...i'd like to see more your pics Stranger: may i You: you You: may Stranger: / Stranger: ? You: [url]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/c/cf/Boxxy_swimsuit.jpg/443px-Boxxy_swimsuit.jpg[/url] [boxxy in a swimsuit] You: there you go, im in a swimsuit Stranger: wow..... Stranger: u r sexy... You: thank you, can i see more pics of you mayb? Stranger: i have no sexy ones.... You: darn i was hoping you would You: oh well i have some more sexy ones if you want Stranger: may i ? Stranger: show me ,ok? You: yeah hold on :D You: [url]http://a.imagehost.org/0700/box.jpg[/url] [boxxy fake nude with hearts over her nipples] Stranger: wooooow.. Stranger: how nice if there have no two hearts... You: i can do that <3 You: [url]http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-01-17/1232211097690.jpg[/url] [boxxy topless picture] Stranger: u make me fever heat You: want more? Stranger: of course... Stranger: u r hot!!! You: thanxxx You: im lookin for an even sexier one Stranger: okay:) You: photobucket.on.nimp.org [horrific malicious site that spams your computer with gay porn popups and plays loud over the speakers HEY EVERYBODY IM WATCHING GAY PORN. After this he doesn't respond for like 5 minutes (lol)] You: that has a bunch of me on there Stranger: hold on. Stranger: i'm little busy now You: ok Stranger: [email]cooooooopy@gmail.com[/email] Stranger: i have to go Stranger: bye Stranger: send mail to me You: ok [/quote] Taking advantage of naive foreigners is cool. I never did message him after that web was shut.
[QUOTE=Furioso;15974262]Should I post the whole log, it's pretty eventful[/QUOTE] Post the full log.
[quote] Stranger: cyber You: oh god You: I just sat on my fucking balls You: as soon as You: FUCK You: hold on Stranger: okay You: don't sit on your own balls You: it tends to be rather painfull You: anyway, without further adieu You: CYBER?! You: omg like You: 18/f/CA [/quote] I thought it was funny... though seriously, my balls are still throbbing.
Stranger: excuse me ,what do you mean? You: I am a bisexual chubby woman of 56 years looking for a fuck. Stranger: o,,,,,,sorry
[QUOTE]You: John, is that you? Stranger: Yea! You: Oh, John. How joyful it is that I get to see you again! You: After that night... I just couldn't forget. Stranger: Sorry, im with another person now. You: Aww. How is he in the sack? Stranger: Its a girl. You: Oh, you've betrayed me further, have you? SWINE. [/QUOTE] That son of a bitch. [QUOTE] Stranger: hi You: YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING You: NOW LISTEN. Stranger: = = You: "OXI-CLEAN DETERGENT BALL" You: BITCH. You: HOW ARE YOU. You: I am capable of typing without caps. [/QUOTE] What a faggot.
[QUOTE]You: HI BILLY MAYS HERE You: WITH NEW DEATH BE GONE! You: YOU MIGHT BE ASKING YOUR TV SETS RIGHT NOW, "Billy, how does a spray can remove death?" You: WELL SHUT THE HELL UP AS I TELL YOU Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] :buddy:
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