• Your "Fuck My Life" Moments
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Just as the title says. Today I just woke up and got a piece of cold pizza from the fridge, I put it on a plate and opened my microwave only to be scared by a falling microwave door, breaking the plate and my microwave at the same time. Now my hand is cut all over and my microwave is broken.
The fact that I'm posting in this thread in a saturday night is a "fuck my life" moment
I enjoy life, I don't have any :3:
The moment I realized people actually liked "fml.com"
Today or maybe yesterday? the time here is 05 am. Yes i have been awake all night, go away. I made some food. Chicken and rice, when i realized i was out of hot sauce or any spices at all.
when i clicked on this thread
When I realized that any team I've played on in TF2 was basically just a massive amount of blind rushers. Except for this one real cool Heavy I played with at 7:00 AM, he was awesome.
There's a site just for this, you know.
[B]I don't need sex. [highlight]LIFE FUCKS ME WHENEVER IT CAN.[/highlight][/B]
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;20867423]When I realized that any team I've played on in TF2 was basically just a massive amount of blind rushers. Except for this one real cool Heavy I played with at 7:00 AM, he was awesome.[/QUOTE] Damnit now you set me in TF2 mood...
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;20867423]When I realized that any team I've played on in TF2 was basically just a massive amount of blind rushers. Except for this one real cool Heavy I played with at 7:00 AM, he was awesome.[/QUOTE] I dont rush, I usually keep to medic or demoman, defending or helping others is my think.
I was going to a shopping complex in an elevator when this realy hot girl and I were the only ones in there. She was on the phone to a freind and said "Sorry have to go, theres a realy cute guy in the elevator with me." I looked at her and smiled, she then said "Sorry I had to lie, I just realy wanted to get off the phone." Then I looked at the floor and quietly said "FML"
Any time I think about anything that has to do with me.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;20869591]Any time I think about anything that has to do with me.[/QUOTE] like the fact that your balls didn't work until you were 17 :wink: Also I slept through a party on friday night
[QUOTE=Awegner;20869349]I was going to a shopping complex in an elevator when this realy hot girl and I were the only ones in there. She was on the phone to a freind and said "Sorry have to go, theres a realy cute guy in the elevator with me." I looked at her and smiled, she then said "Sorry I had to lie, I just realy wanted to get off the phone." Then I looked at the floor and quietly said "FML"[/QUOTE] man that sucks, its shit like that that you remember forever.
[url]www.fmylife.com[/url]
About a year ago, I was driving to school and there was this huge accident that screwed up the traffic and I was late to class. It was raining hard and my umbrella was destroyed when I was jogging up the stairs to class so my clothes is wet. When I finally got to class, I got my midterm back, I got a D. My next class was tennis so I'm wearing sweats. Luckily the rain had stopped for a few hours so we could play. A bunch of people are sitting on the benches so I joined them. I ended up sitting on a huge ass puddle so I'm freezing and I'm drenched. So I change back into my wet clothes and drive home. The street I take to get off campus is closed due to excessive flooding. Mind you, this is Southern California so we don't get this type of weather usually. So I'm stuck on this street for the next 30 minutes with nothing I can possibly do. When I get home, the power is out but I didn't give shit at that point. FML?
Being depressed cause the person i'm in love with loves someone else typical but holy shit I'm fucking over it.
The time I pissed myself in front of the toilet. :colbert:
I lost a CoD2 ffa match with 97 out of 100 kills today fml
I had a birthday some time back. halfway through I got sick and spent a big portion of the rest of the night puking while my brother stole the whole show :argh:
[QUOTE=EFG;20867131]I enjoy life, I don't have any :3:[/QUOTE]
when i realized i'm a facepunch user
Just this morning, diaree (water-y poo) + constipation. Basically the shit which had to get out first was hard as stone, and then the water like one. After escaping constipation, the diaree'a come, and it hurt like fuck. Like putting salt on wounds. My ass still hurts.
Getting my car searched by the cops.
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