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Welcome ladies and gentleman to Whose Line is it anyway, Facepunch edition, where the agrees or dumbs don't matter. It's same rules as the show, you are the contestants, and Drew at the same time. You give an answer, and ask a question. I'll start.
Things that hookers should never say.
Next question is:
Things you can say to your cat but not your girlfriend
"I'm going to have to check you for fleas later"
Something that a doctor should never say
"Oh hey, that's new."
[QUOTE=GentlemanLexi;40253480]"Oh hey, that's new."[/QUOTE]
Wow, OP failed at his own rule of providing a question.
Things that a man says when he cums early to ease the tension
Fuckshit, was in a hurry.
Things not to say to the police
Don't look in the trunk.
What [I]do [/I]we do with the drunken sailor?
Deck him.
Bad things to say in an electrics store
"I'm looking for a Mac-exclusive program"
Infamous last words
I need to take my girlfriend out. Got any of those fancy knock-out chairs they show in prison movies?
Inappropriate things to do in the middle of an intervention.
Consume more drugs and claim that you're too fucked up for an intervention right now.
Worst turnout for margaret thatcher's funeral
"Geronimo!"
Best method to evade police on a chase.
"Bet you 10 dollars that I can do a barrel roll."
Things you can say to your dog, but not your wife.
"Go get it Boy! Go get the Stick! Go Get it!"
Ways you can cause a panic
Go up to a person in an air terminal and whisper "Don't get on this plane" and run.
Bad things to say at a family reunion.
"And The Worst Grandma of the year Award goes to YOU!!!"
Ways you can cancel a Food product
Put horsemeat in it.
Things that are guaranteed to end a party.
"FBI!" as the door comes falling.
Best way to die.
Ecstasy-fuelled sex heart attack.
Things you can say about food but not your girlfriend.
"Oh God! It tastes horrible!" You really shouldn't say that, lest you end it early with a hand mark and a pissed girlfriend.
Reasons to cancel a really good game series
You don't have the money to continue it.
Things you can name your cat, but not your wife. (Hard Mode: don't say anything involving pussy)
Whiskers.
What the Prime Minister is thinking right now.
Ninja'd
Uh molesting young boys
Bad reasons to Cancel a good video game series
"we want the CoD audience"
Bad campaign slogans for presidents
"Beat them down hard for our Future"
Video games that deserve a sequel
Half Life 2
What North Korea's leader is thinking right now
