• Rant Party V1: Rant About Your Aunt
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[IMG]https://s16.postimg.org/68xq6wy6t/3d_horror_text_effect.png[/IMG] Here's how this works... A user rants about a topic, and then gives a topic for the next person to rant about. It can get pretty funny, trust me. Would someone like to rant about... dildos?
[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN8xW7tFLFE]It’s my opinion that umbrellas are a failure. I like the idea of an umbrella, but the fact of the matter is umbrellas don’t work. They give you a nice feeling when you’re under one of them, but when you get where you’re going, you’re usually just as wet as if you’d never carried an umbrella at all. I never have an umbrella where I want it. I always end up with three in the office when I leave home on a rainy morning, or three at home if it’s raining when I leave the office at night.[/url] Topic: M.A.G.A.
MAGA is an uninspiring acronym that was hijacked from Reagan by the most unsuitable epigonical "politician" to disgrace the presidency of the United States. It's a hollow sentiment espoused ad nauseam by partisons to validate their toxic diatribe in the supposed aim to restore long lost national distinction. Topic: Cats
i'm allergic to cats. i think they make great house pets for someone who doesnt have the time and energy for a dog, but they make me sick whenever theyre around so they can fuck off. topic: curing children with cancer
Wow I was hoping for a more... simple topic. What exactly happens for someone to get "cured" with cancer? That doesn't make any sense. Topic: Komodo Dragons
Komodo dragons are fucking retarded. My friend had one and it ejected turds all over my fucking lap. It clung to his shit and then proceeded to wipe it on my shirt and scratch the hell out of it. I had to waddle the fuck home and slide the shitty clothes off of my body, and some of it scraped onto my left leg and head. I had to take a shower but I smelled like the fucking vermit for months. Never again. Topic: Siri
Siri always takes at least two tries to get intricate messages or reminders. And it fucking sucks because you can't correct her, you have to start over from the beginning. Topic: bad drivers
[IMG]http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/1/590x/secondary/bad-parking-255196.jpg[/IMG] Topic: CLICKBAIT
Clickbait is the biggest pile of shit and has made YouTube shittier in general over the years. It's no longer about making good quality videos, instead making videos that are about the size of your cock. "I QUIT YOUTUBE!" - a video about muffins. Fuck it. I miss the days when content was actually genuine and people gave a shit about making good videos instead of worrying about their next paycheck. Clickbait makes me want to put my dick inside of a piranhas mouth and die from blood loss so I don't have to deal with peoples shit. I'd rather shove pencils up my nose. I'd rather shove a pencil in my DICK. Fuck clickbait, and fuck YouTube. Topic: narcissism
[QUOTE] nar-cis-sism /ˈnärsəˌsizəm/ noun excessive or erotic interest in oneself and one's physical appearance. [/QUOTE] Fuck narcissists, narcissism in general. They're those people who you talk with and don't listen to any of the shit you say, think they are the most interesting peices of shit in the world, don't feel the need to pay attention to ANYONE ELSE'S concerns, don't think they have anything in their way (even if there is), think all of their anger is related to one person, don't feel the need to apologize, and don't ever think they are wrong. I deal with one just about every day, and fuck it get's annoying. Topic: Steam
Steam is a steaming pile of shit nowadays. They only care about money and haven't made an actual good game in years. Meanwhile Valve could be working on the third installment of a beloved franchise, but no they are making more micro-transactions and dumb shit. Topic: Racial Equality
racial equality is practically unachieveable because there will always be assholes that think they are opressed by other races so they should have privelege/they are the of supreme race and everyone should bow them the ways of both groups are extremely obnoxios and witnessing them in action is painful topic: modern internet culture
Modern internet culture is autistic. Fidget spinners, Michael Rosen, and 1,000 degree knives. Where did all of the good shit go? Fuck, I'll make some -1,000 degree fidget cube videos and call it a day then wait for the fuckload of cash and fame. I don't blame YouTube but it makes things easier for the whole clickbaity shit craze to start, just saying. Topic: Nonconsensual Circumsision
*bump* ok I think I should change the topic... Windows Updates
Occasionally now and then there is a Windows update that causes me minor inconvenience by extending how long it takes for my computer to shut down and that's quite simply the only thing these updates ever do Since I installed Windows 10, I have had unfixed issues with Windows randomly switching me back to US keyboard layouts so I have reset it to the UK configuration about once or twice a month, Cortana and the search function in the bottom left of the screen has been utterly, totally broken and dysfunctional, only serving to crash the taskbar without fail every time I dare to use it, oh, and I'm pretty pissed off that Ctrl+Alt+Delete has been rendered useless half the time because it no longer overrides the current program running and shows up like it always did in 7, and task manager by extension does not take precedence if you try open it either that way or by using Ctrl+Shift+Esc. Now, as I learned the other day, you can use CTRL+Shift+Windows key+ B and this causes an override that puts you at your login screen and then gives you some help in getting out of black screens of death when programmes crash, but I think its fair to say that's fucking silly, more inconvenient and objectively worse than Windows 7 just making task manager reliable to open and take precedence over every program active Next topic: "Fake news"
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