• Post how YOU Poop.
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For instance I poop by relaxing and clenching repeatably.
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I see, sometimes I use frogs to help me.
I sit on the toilet and I push the poop out of my arse using muscles inside my rectum.
out my armpit
I crouch on the toilet seat let the water splash everywhere when the chunks of poop hit the water.
I dance the dance of my people
I don't, it is for chumps.
I just do it in my pants
iPoop
Well first I get a good book or a newspaper, and then I gently stroll into the bathroom. Then I place the seat down, take my pants off, sit down and rest my back against the toilet. Then I open my reading content and then I read a good few pages whilst the shit plops out at high speeds due to a high fibre diet. Once I've finished shitting I'll close my book/newspaper and then stand up. I then wipe my ass with some conveniently placed toilet paper and take about 8 sheets and fold it in half twice, then I wipe starting at the top of the track until I reach the butthole, then I wipe back towards the top of the crack. Then I take the toilet roll wad and I fold it in half, and repeat the same process. I then place the wad into the toilet bowl and then I repeat until clean. Then just to be sure I wash my ass in the sink and then wash my hands. Then I flush.
[QUOTE=D3TBS;30183678]iPoop[/QUOTE] Make sure you don't hold it wrong.
[QUOTE=Fatal-Error;30183709]Make sure you don't hold it wrong.[/QUOTE] i use my feet instead
This is how to do it. [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1280171996207.jpg[/IMG] [editline]1st June 2011[/editline] Also, it wiped your ass automaticly.
First, i poop. When i have to wipe my ass, i stand up, because i've always been afraid to touch the shit by an accident. Then i wipe my ass 574 times more. Then i wash hands. I'm too lazy to use soap.
Speaking of pooping. I was real little taking a shit. It was massive and I had diarrhea. It hurt and I like tipped over and shit flew over the wall and the ground I freaked the fuck out and cleaned most of it with toilet paper. To hide the smell I used alot of that air spray shit. To this day I never knew if my parents found out.
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I usually use my ass to poop.
Violently
I shoot targets with my anus
Laxatives brings a more expressionistic enjoyable and smooth-flowing experience which makes it billow forth as waves on the sea.
I poop in my hand then slide it down the side to make less noise. [sp]Just kidding only freaks do that[/sp]
I poop.
I enable Maximum Strength.
I don't poop.
Wait, so you guys shit out of your [i]ass?[/i]
I dont know how to answer this question
[QUOTE=IAreLegend;30186698]I poop in my hand then slide it down the side to make less noise. [sp]Just kidding only freaks do that[/sp][/QUOTE] Callin' me a freak, bitch?
A the moment, I have nasty hemorrhoids. So it's rather painful lol
Upsidedown
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