Way back when McCain still had a shot at being president, I asked a co-worker what are his opinions on Obama and the coming election are. He uttered, "Opinions? I got FACTS! And one fact? He's a dumb n***er." So I asked him to share his thoughts. He said that Obama is going to completely shut down our nuclear missile defense network, which will allow Korea and Afghanistan to invade.
:downs:
So I did what any sane person would do. Insult a 260-lb man's political beliefs and intelligence. I told him that's the stupidest thing I've heard about the election and that maybe he should stop watching Fox News. Turns out he really like Fox News (or maybe he doesn't like being called dumb) and he proceeds to pin me to the wall. "I BET YOU'RE A COMMIE SPY! YEAH, I HEAR YOU TALKIN' RUSSIAN ON BREAKS!" Thankfully my boss comes in before I get a chance to receive some "patriotic" justice.
I asked my boss if I could switch shifts later that day.
Why didn't you just hit him in the face and claim it was self defence because he was acting very threatning.
But it really sounds like you made this up.
Why I'm polite to fat people:
I don't want them to eat me.
wow that's a dumb reason.
the reason why I hate fat people is because they are stupid/ignorant. CHANGE YOUR LIFESTYLE, STOP EATING AT MAC DONALDS EVERY NIGHT. sometimes when i'm waiting for the elevator and some fat guy waits right next to me, i feel like telling him to walk up the stairs, it's good for your health.
skinny people should throw insults at fat people all the time, so it would encourage them to lose weight.
edit: people rating me dumb are fatties.
You do realize that some people that are fat can't help being fat because it's genetic.
I thought you were going to say "Because I don't want them to sit on me."
I am not fat
I blame society for them being fat.
Being fat is a luctury. I applaud people who are fat and proud of being fat. People who complain about being fat (expecially when they arent) should stop eating period until their stomachs turn into air.
Because they suffer a life of ridicule and can only look forward to heart disease. They need someone to be their white knight, that someone is you OP
[QUOTE=Mio Akiyama;27201830]You do realize that some people that are fat can't help being fat because it's genetic.[/QUOTE]
Yeah.
fat people are cool
fat women are mean though for some reason, i mean fat men get made fun of all the time and they usually make a joke about themselves but women will start screaming and denying it most of the time
[QUOTE=bazyboy;27201725]wow that's a dumb reason.
the reason why I hate fat people is because they are stupid/ignorant. CHANGE YOUR LIFESTYLE, STOP EATING AT MAC DONALDS EVERY NIGHT. sometimes when i'm waiting for the elevator and some fat guy waits right next to me, i feel like telling him to walk up the stairs, it's good for your health.
skinny people should throw insults at fat people all the time, so it would encourage them to lose weight.[/QUOTE]
I doubt it's that simple. If you bash someone to get them to lose weight they'll just think "well you're obviously a prick, i'm not going to do what you tell me"
[QUOTE=PlamZ;27205279][img_thumb]http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le7157TG8n1qewx9ho1_500.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Why's the fat one being beamed up by a mini UFO?
Insult fat person till they attack you in rage, jog at a moderate pace.
[QUOTE=frost13s;27205303]Why's the fat one being beamed up by a mini UFO?[/QUOTE]
its a mountain?
[QUOTE=bazyboy;27205343]its a mountain?[/QUOTE]
Not the mountain...
oh, it's his hat.
I'm underweight. :c
"Oh but sometimes it's because of genetics."
Being able to go to the gym is almost in everyone's genes, so get off your lazy lard ass and run.
Can't wait for the time when being fat is as frowned upon as smoking.
[QUOTE=evilweazel;27207207]Can't wait for the time when being fat is as frowned upon as smoking.[/QUOTE]
Didn't you see that documentary? I think it was called something like Wall-E
To clarify: I was actually speaking in Polish with a buddy of mine, not in Russian. I bet you were [i]all[/i] confused.
[tab]i have this aunt shelly
she is fat
i mean really really fat
the first time she saw me i was 5
she said "ohhh I could just eat you up"
I was so scared[/tab]
[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;27205213]fat people are cool
fat women are mean though for some reason, i mean fat men get made fun of all the time and they usually make a joke about themselves but women will start screaming and denying it most of the time[/QUOTE]
Its because all girls think there hot
Why I'm polite to fat people: Oh wait I don't care about fat people.
I treat fat people that are nice like normal every day people. If they are mean I might insult them about their weight. But mostly because it's the only thing that really gets to them.
Why I'm polite to fat people;
So they will finish Episode 3
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