i though that in every single planet of the system, the humans had civilizations, so one day i asked mom
"hey, are people in mercury happy for being so near the sun?"
my mom answer
"xD noo son, theres life only in this planet"
saddest day in my life :saddowns:
Used to think the white stuff under people's arms when they put on deodorant was a diabeties.
Santa
When a ghost killed everyone still awake at midnight.
I was 5 give me a break.
Moon was made of cheese.
God
When I was wee boy I believed that only the losers died in war.
"Racists are people who can run really fast!"
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I thought there were only 150 Pokemon, boy was I wrong!
That there's no other intelligent life in the universe :3
[QUOTE=ELectrodeath;20908135]God[/QUOTE]
this
and that good guys always win
I thought Chucky (the doll) was real.
Fucker still kinda freaks me out. :ohdear:
Any type of religion, santa, the easter bunny, tooth fairy, etc. That's the basic shit.
[QUOTE=Cluckin_Bell;20908259]Any type of religion, santa, the easter bunny, tooth fairy, etc. That's the basic shit.[/QUOTE]
Seconded.
i also though that i was going to live forever
shit
I thought people ran on huge batteries that would be put into their backs.
fucking duracell
I believed that this world was a nice place, that everyone treated everyone else with respect, that everyone had a purpose and place in existence. I still believe in some aspects of this, and yet I am proven wrong and wrong again. The real world doesn't look so nice...
That it cost money to quit a job.
Mom always said "I can't afford to quit"
Thought girls had penises.
God, religion and that petrol never got empty in the car.
EDIT : Keep those boxes coming people!
[QUOTE=Asaratha;20908118]Sex was when you put it in her butt
and babies came from Bellybuttons[/QUOTE]
I thought the same except babies came from the butt.
[QUOTE=Juice_Layer;20908195]I thought there were only 150 Pokemon, boy was I wrong![/QUOTE]
Yeah, there's 151!
I believed in God when I was little, man was I ignorant.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;20908104]Santa[/QUOTE]
Me too. I also thought that gay meant happy now-a-days. My sister mentioned the word "gay", and I asked "Whats that?!". She said it meant happy, and I was proud of myself for learning something new. The next day, I went to school, and asked my teacher, "Are you gay?". My parents got a letter home. FML like 6 or 7 years ago.
Thought if i broke TV open i could play with spongebob :(
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mom got mad when i tested that theory
I thought that when I turned off the TV that the show would stop where I left off (mind you this was the 90's and they didn't have TiVo and shit).
I thought girls could pee out of their butts.
I though you could breathe underwater.
when i child i thouyght my sioster sexy.
[QUOTE=Soda;20909953]when i child i thouyght my sioster sexy.[/QUOTE]
I still think you're sister's sexy. ;)
I thought that when a guy came, the semen came out his mouth. Don't ask.
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