Your greatest desires, I wish to know that I'm not the only insane person on this site that has rather odd desires, all considering.
Be it hanging from Big Ben, doing it with Megan Fox, to searching the stars with a gay commander Shepard, I want to hear it.
To Start off, my desire.
Ever since I was a little kid, I was shown science fiction in all of it's glory, and as I grew up I wanted to see more and more. Now I'm just tired of science fiction, and I want Science Fiction to turn into a reality, without all the ugly consequences. My greatest desire, beyond education, a great body and a fun - well paid job, is to be abducted by aliens! Now, some of you are thinking I'm a total nut case and that I should probably go kill myself, but no, just hear me out.
I absolutely love outer space and the idea that we're not the only living sentient intelligent thing out there beyond the scope. The possibilities are endless to be shown a little helping hand from another race, or completely destroyed (Though I rather it be for peaceful reasons that ET would visit). But after a few years of my life, simply looking up to the sky at night and watching stars wobble and flicker dim and bright, I want more. I want to brave the front, go in a damn ship and see if I personally can't start some sort of agreement between us, and them, for the better of course. I'm not some kind of hippy conspiercy sort of wacko who believes that the aliens are already here around us in Area 52 or some crap like that. But I bet they're not too far off, perhaps monitoring our progress like lab rats or some crazy shit like that. What I'd give to get a chance to go on a ship without being under the influence of so many drugs that it alters my entire life hence forth. That'd be pretty damn cool and I'd say I could die as the happiest man alive.
Of course, being cut up would suck, but I'd take one for the team if we could learn from them and perhaps exchange some technology.
That is my greatest desire, and it's dumb as hell - but I want to hear from the rest of you. What's your greatest desire, Facepunchers?
Being the leader of the world.
And making everyone my personal sex slave.
Being the fastest at threading
Posting in fast threads.
I wish I could masturbate with a taco
without any burns
[editline]11th October 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE='[EG] Pepper;38002634']Being the fastest at threading[/QUOTE]
Also it'll have a lot of peppers in it
Oh god, the greatest Faggot on Facepunch has graced my thread.
Tonight I shall sleep naked and feel good about it.
My greatest desire is to be happy when I die.
To spend lots of time with a girl who I share a mutual attraction with
To develop a successful videogame or film franchise
To have a great body (I'm actually working towards this one)
To have a bigger penis (Sure I'm not alone in this one)
To have a circle of cool friends to spend time with (I'm schooled from home so I don't really get an opportunity to interact much with other people)
To play Half-Life 2: Episode 3
sex
To be the best human being I can be and live up to any potential I have
To be a world renowned tromboner
[QUOTE=HolyCrapAWalrus;38003666]To be a world renowned [b]trombonist[/b][/QUOTE]
Fixed that for you.
Well, unless you meant something else entirely in which case I'd rather not think of that.
First priority: to stop my biological aging so as to be immortal.
Second priority: to contribute toward the state of humanity in a great way.
Third priority: to be with the girl that I love, the only person I've ever loved in a non-familial fashion.
Perhaps silly, but you asked.
Essentially achieve immortality and travel the galaxy with friends. The thrill of adventure and discovery would be amazing I must say.
I am going to be earning a biochemistry degree, perhaps a few others, and working on the science of aging (biomedical gerentology). I believe immortality to be one of the key things that will unlock a great future for our species.
Aging is the primary cause of the loss of knowledge. Death causes decades of knowledge and studying to be wiped out in an instant. Age-related disease causes that knowledge to become less effective over time.
Imagine if the likes of Newton, Leibniz, Feynman, Dirac, Einstein, and more were all alive today and had continued doing research and continued learning... Newton would have a whopping 370 years under his belt.
Plus it'd just be fucking badass mayung.
I want to live 5ever
To see my girlfriend one more time.
To finally, one day, actually be able to fucking get my shit together and stop screwing shit up with every fucking girl I meet.
To be able to set an example for other people who've also gotten their love lives fucked over by autism.
To stop being so damn sensitive, and stop throwing panic attacks when I know something is about to go horribly wrong.
To be an accomplished theatre organist, and make the general public more aware of this ignored artform.
Save lifes and help the people around me.
Be as fit as I possibly can
Get married, and have it last/be genuine and successful.
[QUOTE=ep9832;38002605]Being the leader of the world.
And making everyone my personal sex slave.[/QUOTE]
nice avatar!
To be swept up in the adventure of a lifetime, which would involve guile, a rich lore, magic, going to the edge of the universe, falling in love, and saving the world. The plot itself would have deep philosophical tones to it and be written by J.R.R. Tolkien, Arthur C. Clarke, and George R.R. Martin.
Okay, okay, realistically, I would probably have Terry Pratchet instead of Tolkien (what with him being deceased and all.)
A cure for diabetes already or my dog that died today back.
My only[I] currently [/I] realistic desire to found an indie game company once I've finished my education.
What I want in the FAR FAR future is to casually board a space train every day so I can go manage my multi-billion dollar game company that I had founded in my youth years. I'll expand my booming conglomerate to include warp-travel services and make ass loads of space credits. Probably a feasible way to take over the world peacefully!
My current and only desires is to be the woman I was supposed to be and become a well known writer.
Living forever
to be more specific,eternal youth
To be the kind of person my dog thinks i am
I want to be rich and renowned when I'm older.
I also want a big house, and live in a snowy, Scandinavian landscape.
And I want the locations of every one of the those academically or behaviourally challenged losers at school revealed to me so I can mock them if they turn out to be homeless or on jobless benefit, or congratulate the ones that got their shit together and are living decent lives.
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