• Condom Question
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Okay, So i tried on a condom the other day to see what my size is, My girth is just to big for it, So is there anything besides a standard girth? The length is fine, its just that its wide.
dude you got a chode
I hope you don't sleep with any virgins, because you'll scar them for life.
[QUOTE=wlitsots;25671151]dude you got a chode[/QUOTE] Nice asshole remark bud, but its not a chode, its larger than the qualification as a chode.
Pull it really tight then use an elastic band to hold it on.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As3pRa9O1VM[/media] Unless your dick is wider than this man's head then I'm sure you'll be fine bro.
[QUOTE=Fata;25671187]Nice asshole remark bud, but its not a chode, its larger than the qualification as a chode.[/QUOTE] A chode is a dick that's wider than it is longer. There are no boundaries for being or not being a chode aside from this.
Use 40 liters trash bags.
Buy a variety of condoms. Try them all on.
[QUOTE=Aw_Hell;25674122][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As3pRa9O1VM[/media] Unless your dick is wider than this man's head then I'm sure you'll be fine bro.[/QUOTE] hahha i dont know but that made me laugh my ass off
Should have named the thread "Huurr my dick is too big for a normal condom. I know there are larger sizes but I just want to rub it in your faces!"
Insert your penis into a meat grinder, then you will never have to worry about condoms, again.
Facepunch is the worst place to come for any sexual related problems, you should've realised that by now :v:
There is only one place worse. We don't go there.
Hefty hefty hefty
Just get one with a larger band size. Magnum will likely be too big. A lot of people don't realize it, but the size of condoms only determine the band size, it has nothing to do with length.
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