• 3 things to do before you die
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1. Visit every continent (maybe Antarctica, depending on how easy it is to get there.) 2. Go to an asian country and pretend to be clint eastwood from gran torino and be like "THIS IS MY COUNTRY!" and they'd be like "wut" 3. Set up LED/Neon/Black lights in my room/apartment and Have a sweet techno rave party.
1. Eat dinner 2. Go on Facepunch 3. Suicide
1. Get Married 2.Vist England, Japan, and Germany 3.Perform at First Ave in Minneaoplis. (Where I live.)
1. Not die 2. Continue 1 3. Die
1. Take shit 2. Wipe ass 3. EXPLODE
Watch someone say sex because they are a lonely virgin.
1. Get through school 2. Get a job 3. Get a wife Third one's not lookin' too good for me.
1. Go to war 2. Get stationed as guard 3. Get shot by person I never saw
1. B cups 2. C cups 3. D cups
1. Get permabanned from Facepunch. 2. Get VAC Banned from Steam. 3. Blow head off with Shotgun.
1. Become a Sergeant in the army and legally change name to "Foley." 2. Have a Hispanic solider named "Ramirez" under my command who completes all tasks he is assigned with unerringly, no matter what they are. 3. Ramirez! Finish this list for me.
1. Buy a boat 2. Change my name to crunch 3. Eat cereal
Way more than 3 things there everyone.
[B]1.) fuck bitches 2.) fuck bitches 3.) fuck bitches while dieing [/B]
1) Start MMA again 2) Start Airsoft again 3) Hell, start doing all the things I used to enjoy again
1. Get married 2. Rage and kill everyone in sight 3. Repent
1. Have sex. 2. Have sex. 3. Have sex.
[QUOTE=Maccabee;21748377]1. Have sex. 2. Have sex. 3. Have sex.[/QUOTE] Depending on who you are, your life will be very short, or very long and unfulfilled
1. Have kids 2. Buy scrap metal/ car parts 3. Take frankenstien creation for one hell of a ride
3. Anything 2. Anything 1. Kill my father
[QUOTE=Wonky;21747490]1. B cups 2. C cups 3. D cups[/QUOTE] This.
1. go for a a trip around world 2. chill out in someplace warm 3. find a reason to live
Travel to Russia and Europe. Learn Russian. Enjoy life.
1. live in a refurbished missile silo 2. masturbate on every continent 3. have sex with the moon
1) Go to war. 2) Have a nice guitar collection. 3) Become a rock god and die from a tour bus falling on me and have my legacy remain forever.
hey cliff when'd you get here
1. Joint the army 2. Meet new friends 3. kill them all later
1) Smack a priest 2) Burn a church 3) break into a supermarket and pig out
1) Get a job as an infomercial personality 2) Bash a hooker 3) Go to jail
1) see the world. Visit countries across the globe. 2) drive and shoot a tank. 3) Let's save this one for later
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