Need help coming up with custom Cards against humanity cards
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A friend of mine works in a print shop and is going to make me a massive cards against humanity deck; I am doing the base game and a bunch of expansions but also want some unique cards. I was hoping that FP could provide a few ideas. I need ideas for both white and black cards, they can be as offensive as you would like but should fit on a standard card in a reasonable font size.
Some examples of cards people have already recommended to me:
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[b]White Cards:[/b]
Gut punching orphans
The awkward moment when the balls touch
Being the motherfucking Pope
Drug induced boners
A foul mouthed Furby
Boofing
Lying to terminally ill children
A shiny new bucket
The Quran
Ebola
Making airplane noises to get your cock in her mouth
The unaired second season of Firefly
Comic Sans
[b]Black cards:[/b]
________ without _______ is just _________
The results are in, you have _______
Why am I so happy? ________
Harry Potter and the ________
Cause of Death: ________
Make a story (Draw 2, pick 3)
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White Cards:
Pissing in the shower
Taking a shit ton of drugs
90's kids
Playing keep-away with chemo meds
Drunkenly driving a car through an all-a-dollar store display
Sex induced heart attacks
The magic of 3D printing
A shitty hypnotist
Lying on the internet
Dinner table handjob
Struggling to give a shit
Insulting kindergartner artwork
Yelling at toddlers
Arson
Shitting in the pool
Bitching about taxes
Flipping off Mother Teresa
Juggling broken bottles
My Little Fetus: Abortion is Magic
"Forgetting" homework
Taking off your clothes to poop
[editline]1st December 2014[/editline]
I need to finish my homework, and not be doing this. Fun though.
[url]http://www.cardcastgame.com/[/url] has tons and tons of custom cards (and works with Pretend You're Xyzzy for online play).
[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;46610559][url]http://www.cardcastgame.com/[/url] has tons and tons of custom cards (and works with Pretend You're Xyzzy for online play).[/QUOTE]
I did the exact thing with a group of people I know
Ran a [URL="http://5crat.ch/a/je9z"]excel submission sheet and book, and imported everything
[/URL]Unfortunately, the layout they give you for print does have watermark
[t]http://5crat.ch/a/a6pi[/t]
I will go through those decks and pick some for printing, I prefer to play with a physical deck whenever I can.
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