My friend has a weird-ass fucking fetish, and I can't even think of anything to call him
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So yesterday my friend confessed to me that he really likes lizards and was wondering if I did too. I said sure, I guess. But then he showed me this fucking picture of two male Komoto Dragons fucking each other's reptilian assholes. I was like WHAT THE FUCK and then he showed me a bunch of other print-outs of gay FUCKING REPTILES. I didn't even know what to say at this point, maybe because I just saw a turtle sucking off a Hungarian Horntail's spiky cock. He just smiled and said, "So what do you think?". I sincerely told him to fuck off and I walked away. And my friend wasn't joking either, he had hundreds of these things printed out, and he apparently really liked them. He told me defensively that he has a lot of friends that like this weird shit, and I still don't know what the fuck is wrong with him.
Anybody have any weird-ass friends like this, or happen to have this gay fetish yourself for some fucking reason? Cause I'm fucking confused right now. And please don't give me pictures of any more of this shit, I've seen enough.
It's called fetishes, you can't control them, if you hate him for it, then you are rather shallow.
burn his house down and rape his mother
What the fuck.
[i]DERGONS.[/i]
It's called being a scalie. To be honest it's worse than a furry.
You can catch salmonella.
(I speak from experience)
Wait wait wait.
[b]wait[/b]
He [I]prints these out?[/I]
The fuck?
[QUOTE=The very best;29673329]burn his house down and rape his mother[/QUOTE]
Burn his mother and rape the house.
Convert him to rrerr.
You're an awful person.
Rimjobs are hot, stop being a faggot.
[QUOTE=UncleDiddles;29673299]So yesterday my friend confessed to me that he really likes lizards and was wondering if I did too. I said sure, I guess. But then he showed me this fucking picture of two male Komoto Dragons fucking each other's reptilian assholes. I was like WHAT THE FUCK and then he showed me a bunch of other print-outs of gay FUCKING REPTILES. I didn't even know what to say at this point, maybe because I just saw a turtle sucking off a Hungarian Horntail's spiky cock. He just smiled and said, "So what do you think?". I sincerely told him to fuck off and I walked away. And my friend wasn't joking either, he had hundreds of these things printed out, and he apparently really liked them. He told me defensively that he has a lot of friends that like this weird shit, and I still don't know what the fuck is wrong with him.
Anybody have any weird-ass friends like this, or happen to have this gay fetish yourself for some fucking reason? Cause I'm fucking confused right now. And please don't give me pictures of any more of this shit, I've seen enough.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1069455-The-Dragon-megathread-V11[/url] Here's a fanclub for people like him :v:
Stop talking about yourself in third person everyone knows it's you.
I'd say you're a shallow asshole for this, but the fact that he printed the shit out and showed it to people, that IS fucked up.
Read the title as "My friend has a weird ass"
My friend fucks horses, but I still hang with him. What ever someones fetishes are doesn't define their personality. My friends really cool and fun to be around, and whatever he does with horses is his business. I don't share his point of view, but it's something I respect, because he's my friend.
So basically, just get over it. If you care about your friends fetishes instead of personalities, then you don't deserve friends.
[QUOTE=deathgod;29674019]Convert him to rrerr.[/QUOTE]
WinRerr
Tell him that you don't like it. I really like anime and other stuff that many of my friends think it's stupid and gay.... But they don't care... so, say to him :
"It's Ok that you like it, [B]BUT NEVER SHOW THAT SHIT TO ME!"[/B]
Problem Solved
[QUOTE=Big Ben;29673635]It's called being a scalie. To be honest it's worse than a furry.[/QUOTE]
That was in a cold blooded tone.
Does he jack off to the reptile scene in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?
[QUOTE=Eeshton;29673318]It's called fetishes, you can't control them, if you hate him for it, then you are rather shallow.[/QUOTE]
Printing them out and showing them to people is still horrid, fetish or not.
Scalies.
:smug:
i dunno, but ass fucking fetish, as the title says, its called anal
[QUOTE=Eeshton;29673318]It's called fetishes, you can't control them, if you hate him for it, then you are rather shallow.[/QUOTE]
Uuhh?
call him a faggot
reptilephilia
Call him a scalefag. just like the scalies call us skinfags :saddowns:
Call him by his first name :downs:
[QUOTE=Crimor;29673955]Burn his mother and rape the house.[/QUOTE]
rape the burn and mother his house.
[QUOTE=critein_protein;29674980]My friend fucks horses, but I still hang with him.[/QUOTE]
No one's going to mention this then? No?
Anyone?
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