I shit out a whole jalapeño

[RidingKeys]

So today I was at Golden Coral, and they gave me some free jalapeño's. Me and my dad decided to eat them, and I wanted to beat him first so I just swallowed the whole thing. Well now i had problems last night when i was using the bathroom and what do you know, not only is my asshole burning like motherfucking hell, but theres a whole jalapeño in the toilet. I'm not sure if this is a bad sign, or if I should see a doctor. What do I do facepunch?

[TicTac]

Now is your chance to properly eat it.

[Transverse]

It'd probably be best to eat it again.

Edit: God dammit.

[tark!]

that's hot

[Dalto11]

See a doctor. Your digestive cycle may have just pushed it through, but be on the safe side, see a doctor.

[barttool]

Redirecting you to this thread:

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1090642-Hot-Sauces-Information[/url]

[Jemminaag]

i did tihs with a banana

[editline]22nd May 2011[/editline]

it came out sideways

[chimitos]

Take it back to Golden Coral and ask for a refund.

[uchiha2727]

I know what im doing tonight.

[img]http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/i/msnbc/Components/Art/HEALTH/070731/AP_INDIAS_CHILI.jpg[/img]

Im gonna shit one of these motherfuckers.

[B_I_G__C_U_M]

Shit thread

[shatteredwindow]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[7 Layer Dip]

[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;29981150]Pics or it didn't happen.[/QUOTE]
Dammit, Ninja'd

[acpm]

[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;29981150]Pics or it didn't happen.[/QUOTE]

Honestly was the first thing I was thinking when I came in this thread.

[Jemminaag]

he told me to post this for you
[img]http://gyazo.com/e558b323b207e9f8c79995f37710d6ff.png[/img]

[uchiha2727]

[QUOTE=Jemminaag;29981345]he told me to post this for you
[img]http://gyazo.com/e558b323b207e9f8c79995f37710d6ff.png[/img][/QUOTE]

Looks like Stew.

[Ninjarooster]

It's your jalapeño baby.

[Eeshton]

Oh god, I saw the picture icon next to the thread and was scared to open the thread

[Ramone]

Looks like.... that jalapeño.... was shit already. YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[BackOnCrack]

You are shitting me

[Ramone]

Shit's on fire, yo?

[Mon]

hahaha reminds me of that time i shit out a bay leaf
i was 7 and shit so i thought i'd been swallowing watermelon seeds i swear i was all like :byodood:

[Johan123]

Give it to your dad

[Ian]

Shove it up your ass.

[N0RMANLAM0NT]

put it in a stew and serve it to your family

[Twistai]

I remember how my cat ate a string and then i saw it in his toilet.

[liamhailhail]

Ahahahahahahaha...

[D_M_]

[QUOTE=thispieiscold;29986702]put it in a stew and serve it to your family[/QUOTE]

Then tell them after they've eaten it. :v:

[Gay4Grandad]

pics :fappery:

[MutantBadger]

[QUOTE=Ian;29985698]Shove it up your ass.[/QUOTE]Don't have a jalapeño, man.

[twenty]

I would be more curious as how you managed to swallow it without chewing...