If you had a kid, what'd you name it, and why?

[Mister Sandman]

Okay pretty straightforward
you find yourself with some little shit you're legally bound to take care of, and you need something to call them by.

Personally I have no idea what I'd name a girl, but if I had a son, I'd name him after George Carlin, cause George is my hero.

[Zarjk]

Obligatory.

Arthas.

Medivh.

Adam (In honor to my good friend.)

Girl would be named Autumn, in honor of the best female moderator on the site.

[Abrown516]

Isaac, after my ancestor Sir Isaac Allerton

[TheCumScoundrel]

RumpleForeSkin the 2nd

after my great ancestor Sir William Stewart of Scotland, hes dead now

[Nach0s!]

Dovahkiin

[imptastick2]

son: General Danger Bolick (Bolick being my last name)

Several reasons
1) General is a badass name
2) "Danger is my middle name"
3) Joins the military, make lieutenant " Lieutenant General Bolick" will confuse people
4) Cant buy alcohol till he gets quite old as every bar will think his ID is fake
5) If I am angry at him I can yell "Danger! Get in here"

Daughter: I have know Idea

[Blue Meanie]

I would name him John S. Crotum

[Kaz]

Abdiel, as it was my father's name.

[Ninja Duck]

[QUOTE=kamikaze470;33336136]Abdiel, as it was my father's name.[/QUOTE]

I'm sorry for your loss.

I'd name my child [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu]Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu[/url] to piss people off.

[GastricTank]

If my child was a boy, Izzy. Like that awesome nerd kid from Digimon with Kabuterimon.

If a girl, Isabella. ( Or Izzy for short. )

Ozzy and Izzy. I think that is starting off the good father-child bond already.

[Blitzkrieg Zero]

Boy:
Isaac or Vergil

Isaac because hes the protagonist of one of my favorite games ever, Golden Sun. Also, I just like the name.
Vergil because its just catchy.

Girl:
Claire or Zoey

Both because they're names of deceased friends, and I would name my daughter in honor of them.

[Aiksey]

Isaac Clarke. He will survive anything.
He dismembers whoever tries to bully him at school.

[Newbienice99]

ODYSSEUS
THESEUS
LEONIDAS
FRANK

[Rebi]

Isaac, it sounds cool, or Mordecai, not Mordecai as in the bird who does drugs, more as in the sniper from Borderlands. It also sounds cool.

If a girl, then I'm not quite sure, anything but Angie, that name pretty much makes being a 40 year old smoker with a gravelly voice your destiny.

[Hardpoint Nomad]

Boy:
Byron
William
Edward
Brian

Girl:
Elizabeth
Alexandra
Sidney

My ex girlfriend and I went over this a billion times cause she was clingy and wanted kids.

[gsp1995]

Alexander.

[Echidna666]

No idea if it was a boy, for a girl it'd be Ashleigh though, not sure why I love the name so much.

[jbthekid]

Justin, because that's my name.

[mako_]

Omar and Cedric

Even if they were girls

[darcy010]

Girl:
Natalie
Jessica

Boy:
Charlie
Desmond
Hopefully i'll eventually be able to think of more.

[chinatown]

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Penn Jillette
Wife: Emily Zolten
daughter: Moxie CrimeFighter
son: Zolten Penn
Partner: Teller

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[slayer20]

If I had two daughters, I would name them Elysion and Lilium.

[Clunj]

[QUOTE=Nach0s!;33334901]Dovahkiin[/QUOTE]

Preemptive hive-mind ninja.

[Cjmax]

If it were a boy I would name him Jack Hoff. I can see the subs going down the list of names in attendance now >:D "Ryan Blakely. (here) Marissa Debistan (here) Jack Hoff. (snicker)

[Renegade Master]

Courage Wolf.

[Waffle99]

Dovahkiin for free Bethesda games for life.

[TehLeetPenguin]

My boy is gonna be Lou Tennant Salvo.

[Abrown516]

I was originally going to be named Wolfgang, but my parents didn't do it because they thought I wouldn't like it. All my rage...

[thisispain]

if girl: Feist Joanna-Bjorken Vincent
if boy: Thomas Ralf-Morrisey Squarepusher le-Byrne

[MountainWatcher]

Magnus Cornellius