[U][B]Punchface 101[/B][/U]
Hello, the influx of good posts made me create a thread on how to be a bad poster.
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Lesson #1 Choosing the right nickname/avatar
[/B]When choosing to troll Punchface, remember to show that you aren't here to say how good you are at games, you're here to troll, good examples of usernames for this purpose are:
"Hanibal"
"Spetsnaz"
"Jimbomcb"
As for an avatar, remember that prol33t or anime avatars are going to go down well so you should always get something snazzy like the heavy of tf2 or just a cut from an online comic, everybody there hates those things.
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Lesson #2 How to troll post effectively[/B]
Remember, all these users don't want to waste their time to read longer words so make sure to keep them long and never shorten them, this way you waste more of their time!
Nobody cares about grammar or spelling so make sure that your posts are perfect in these, this should put everyone on edge that slight part more!
If you find something funny, the last thing to do would be to let them know! this will just please them, so instead rate it funny and laugh as they rage inside at the anon funny ratings!
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Lesson #3 How to troll someones argument
[/B] If someone is trying to prove a point and you see it as wrong, the most horrible thing you could do to them is not let them know that they are wrong and so this is what you should do 9/10 times.
If this is one of those times that they really need to be proven wrong then first find a source for your argument against them! this will help them become completely defenseless in their argument as they are beaten to the ground with fact!
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[/B] [B]Lesson #4 Making threads for people as great as you[/B]
Remember that the entire of Punchface lurks around the general discussion!
With this knowledge you can now search the other dead forums and place your thread where it would fit in with the rules, this way you can make sure no-one will ever find your thread and so only the other trolls as 1337 as you will be able to find your super thread!
Another thing to do is make sure that your OP is filled to the brim with content all of this should be related to the subject you are writing about, any Punchfacer that reads it will then we overwhelmed with information and have a head-ache for the next week! Thread success!
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Now with your new found knowledge go out and troll as hard as you can!
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[B]BONUS LESSON!
[/B][/U]Memes are loved by Punchface and by putting them in any of your posts you are just making them laugh and be happy, so just don't do it!
If a member wants to find out about your personal quotes and greatness, the first place he will look is for your signature, be supreme as an anon and leave them nothing to read or see, this will fuck with their heads and some members can even commit suicide from this, so keep signatures out of your posts!
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I hope this helps you have fun being a [highlight][I]MAXIMUM TROLLER[/I]![/highlight] no-one will know what has hit them and you will be the king of the internet soon my friends!
Nobody tells me what to do
/rebel
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I thought this was facepunch, I must have been mistaken :sigh:
This guide is great, can't wait to try it out.
so far it has worked
pretty good guide
:golfclap:
I have a snazzy heavy avatar, am I cool yet?
I've been doing this for over 3 years. I'm now a gold member with 9,300 posts. Shit works.
I've been doing this for over 3 years. I'm now a gold member with 2,600 posts.
[editline]03:13AM[/editline]
put this in your testimony OP
I've just realised...
Complere..
mplere
lere
r
[b]SHIT.[/b]
Hahaha Make believe time is over
Ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod
[QUOTE=Espio;25125005]I've just realised...
Complere..
mplere
lere
r
[b]SHIT.[/b][/QUOTE]
Don't worry bro, nobody's perfect. Facepunch will forgive... [sp]but punchface won't[/sp]
[QUOTE=gnoob;25127347]Don't worry bro, nobody's perfect. Facepunch will forgive... [sp]but punchface won't[/sp][/QUOTE]
Yeah, you'll get banned by Shmezzy. Maybe even Marry herself!
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