Just... meanest, douchy-est thing you've done to someone
So last year, on New Year's eve (Well, December 31st of 2009), I'm downtown with some friends, a little too drunk.
I have a nice pocket full of change for the bus ride home the next morning. Homeless guy asks me "Hey... you have any change?"
I put my hand in my pocket, and shake it around, jingling the change. "Yah, I do", I reply. I walked away.
That's the worst you got?... I do that every day.. :colbert: am disappoint
Well I'm not a mean person D:
[sp] You must be [/sp]
[QUOTE=zydos;27515204]Well I'm not a mean person D:
[sp] You must be [/sp][/QUOTE]
no hes probably just funnier than you
Told a bitch I wanted to fuck her best friend and she liked me. We're not friends anymore!
Did some spinning cock push-ups. I have more groin muscle than you, guaranteed.
I know the biggest dick i've ever pulled.
No, in all seriousness, I stole an AC-130 in Mw2 and got the game winning kill with it. The kid that I stole it from was sending me death threats and using gang slang or whatever you hipsters call it.
[QUOTE=zydos;27515204]Well I'm not a mean person D:
[sp] You must be [/sp][/QUOTE]
I'm the nicest guy at my school..
[editline]18th January 2011[/editline]
oh wait, you're fucking evil, doing that to a homeless guy, thought you meant random people
Fuck you OP!
[editline]January 18th, 2011[/editline]
^--That's about it.
I was in seventh grade when I made a rubber band which would launch folded up pieces of paper at people. My target was this metrosexual kid who acted strange all the time. I hit him in the head once so he put his textbook at the side of his face as a shield. I hit him again, since the textbook wasn't completely covering his head.
I feel bad about it... :smith:
During lunch at school some kid threw up in a trashcan. Then some kid slapped me for some reason and I picked him up and put him in the trashcan head first.
[QUOTE=PotatoArmada;27516716]During lunch at school some kid threw up in a trashcan. Then some kid slapped me for some reason and I picked him up and put him in the trashcan head first.[/QUOTE]
Idk that sounds fake you really put him in the trashcan head first
[QUOTE=PotatoArmada;27516716]During lunch at school [b]I[/b] threw up in a trashcan. Then some kid slapped me for some reason and picked [b]me[/b] up and put [b]me[/b] in the trashcan head first.[/QUOTE]
Here's my dick move.
When pepsi blue was new, this kid in my summer school kept bragging about how it's pepsi blue and not regular pepsi so when he was in the bathroom, i cracked a pencil down the middle and took out a longass piece of lead and put it in his drink and he drank it.
[QUOTE=JerkyOdius;27517149]Here's my dick move.[/QUOTE]
That makes no sense. If you hadn't marked the last "me" it might have.
Probably faceraping or something. I'm boringly nice.
I scammed a lot of RuneScape accounts when I was younger. :smith:
This guy got dick muscle!
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHFcYlasyHg[/url]
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