• A tiny bird is in my room
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I was sitting at the computer and suddenly a bird flew frontally at high velocity into my monitor :confused: I don't know how the fuck it got here, because the window is closed. Now how do I get rid of it? It doesn't wanna fly out of the window when I open it, and it's fucking freezing outside, so I'm not gonna just keep it open. I want to catch it and put it ouside, but everytime I move a muscle, it spasms out and flies into the wall and such. Any advice? Here's a video I just recorded btw. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGtkrn1ZJTA[/media]
d'awww [editline]02:52PM[/editline] Put a bird feeder outside. Should tempt it out.
is that a G5 keyboard I see But yeah, let it out if it tries. Bad to keep it inside, I assume.
Keep it and raise it as your pet. Name him Razor and you and him will dominate the neighborhood.
Throw a towel over him. Then toss him out the window.
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;20080420]is that a G5 keyboard I see But yeah, let it out if it tries. Bad to keep it inside, I assume.[/QUOTE] G19, and now it's just sitting and grooming itself on my modelcar. Cheeky little bastard.
I had to show my sister this, it was so cute. :3:
Make it dark everywhere and let the open window be the only light source. Birds always fly there where it is lightiest. Trust me. Try it
It wants to drive it.
Get him out before he shits all over the inside of your room.
[QUOTE=Halahazam;20080432]Make it dark everywhere and let the open window be the only light source. Birds always fly there where it is lightiest. Trust me. Try it[/QUOTE] The window is big, and it lightens up my entire room. Ok I put on a jacket and the window is COMPLETELY open now, god fucking shit im freezing to death. No wonder little birdie doesn't wanna go outside.
Leave it in for a while, give it some bird seed.
[QUOTE=Ferosso;20080428]G19, and now it's just sitting and grooming itself on my modelcar. Cheeky little bastard.[/QUOTE] make sure it doesn't poop on it
It hasn't pooped yet, fortunately. [editline]04:08PM[/editline] nevermind that...
Nice collection of cars.
Yell at it. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hddCpJ8MfVo[/media]
You got a bird on your GTA. :krad2:
FFS I just caught it and was like :D and then it bit me with it's huge canine teeth and got out FFFFFFUUUUU
[QUOTE=Ferosso;20080869]FFS I just caught it and was like :D and then it bit me with it's huge canine teeth and got out FFFFFFUUUUU[/QUOTE] Wow, I can imagine how difficult it is to catch a bird haha. Good luck though :-P
You should keep it, feed it, raise it, kill it and eat it. Not necessary in that order.
Op is almost a gold member. YOU CAN DO IT OP!!
[QUOTE=GameQude;20080937]You should keep it, feed it, raise it, kill it and eat it. Not necessary in that order.[/QUOTE] I'm definitely not gonna feed it now, because it pays back by shitting on my floor poobird
Dude, it just wants to play some GTA. Let it have it's fill and it'll be out of your hair.
get some bird food or food that birds can eat like nuts and stuff, put it inside a cage or container, then quickly put the lid on it. then quickly shake the container as fast and as hard as you can, and empty the remains out of your window.
He still looks more normal than [url=http://z0r.de/?id=2011]this bird[/url]. Look if he's wounded, heal it if he is, feed it and let him go. If it comes back or stays near your hours, think about installing something for him to live outside your room.
Keep it buy a cage
Eat it. Birds taste good.
[QUOTE=z0nk3d;20081082]He still looks more normal than [url=http://z0r.de/?id=2011]this bird[/url]. Look if he's wounded, heal it if he is, feed it and let him go. If it comes back or stays near your hours, think about installing something for him to live outside your room.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure it's not wounded, but it just flew UNDER my closed door and into the living room. Now it's my moms problem. And my 3 cats.
[QUOTE=Ferosso;20081403]I'm pretty sure it's not wounded, but it just flew UNDER my closed door and into the living room. Now it's my moms problem. And my 3 cats.[/QUOTE] That bird is dead.
I wish I had a tiny bird :saddowns:
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