I have flour that is about to expire soon, what do?
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I've had this flour in my cupboard for around a year and aside from once about a week after I first bought it, I've never used it. It passes its best before in about a week, and I want to make the most of it before then. Any ideas?
I am not going to be doing anything with baking soda/powder or yeast, because then I'll be in the same situation a year from now but with that instead.
THROW IT AT THE HOMELESS
spread it all on the floor and roll in it, then try to convince your loved ones that you have died and are a ghost
combine with some borax and sugar to make effective cockroach poison.
Mix it with water and pour it down all the drains in your house.
flour expires?
Just buy the baking soda and use it to bake a cake. Baking soda keeps forever.
Pizza dough.
[QUOTE]Ingredients:
1.5 cups self-raising flour
1 egg
2 tablespoons olive oil
1/2 cup milk
4138 grains of salt.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Step 1:
Sift self-raising flour and 4138 grains of salt into a bowl; put a ditch in the middle.
Step 2:
In a different bowl beat together egg, olive oil and milk, then pour it into the ditch, and stir like a motherfucker, mixing all all the shit into a soft dough.
Step 3:
Flop mixture onto a bench covered in flour, and caress lightly.
Split it up, and roll out.
Step 4:
Put sauce, and toppings on, then oven it at 453K for 900-1,200 seconds.[/QUOTE]
just eat it whole and then cry yourself to sleep after with all the regret of what you just did
Stick your dick in it.
Antique sombody
put it in a pillow and see if it's comfy.
I always wanted to do this but my mum will batter me if i get my bed messy
[QUOTE=Golgo 13;45453704]put it in a pillow and see if it's comfy.
I always wanted to do this but my mum will batter me if i get my bed messy[/QUOTE]
Now I can just imagine you trying this and your mum being all
wot the fuk do u fink ur doin u lil shit uve ruined your bloody sheets you little cunt im gonna batter your pissin head in u little wankstain
[QUOTE=Bradyns;45453608]Pizza dough.[/QUOTE]
Make a pizza.
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Of course if you don't make to 'fry' it you could bake it.
[QUOTE=sphinxa279;45453731]Now I can just imagine you trying this and your mum being all
wot the fuk do u fink ur doin u lil shit uve ruined your bloody sheets you little cunt im gonna batter your pissin head in u little wankstain[/QUOTE]
then my dad comes in after battering a bunch of muslims down the local hole
didjoo just fukin pis off yer mum again m8?
[QUOTE=Golgo 13;45453747]then my dad comes in after battering a bunch of muslims down the local hole
didjoo just fukin pis off yer mum again m8?[/QUOTE]
u fukin wot dad dnt u dare diss me in front of me fuckin mum yeh? Gonna bash ur fookin ed in.
Bake a cake for your waifu.
[QUOTE=sphinxa279;45453750]u fukin wot dad dnt u dare diss me in front of me fuckin mum yeh? Gonna bash ur fookin ed in.[/QUOTE]
right o son im gonna fuckin knock ur ed off then im gonna fukin smash up yer pstriple then im gonna fuk up ur game saves on that pc you ave upstairs then im gonna sell it on ebay to a bunch of kids from the alfway ouse
after that im gonna make you a man and take yer down to the footy game so we kin fuk up some other louts
[QUOTE=Golgo 13;45453704]put it in a pillow and see if it's comfy.
I always wanted to do this but my mum will batter me if i get my bed messy[/QUOTE]
You can batter the bed before she batters you.
Make as much cookies as you possibly can
flat bread, simple
Smother whatever spreads you have on it. Honey, jam, cheese, if it's homemade bread any of these will taste amazing on it.
Walk around dodgy neighbourhoods and wait for someone to try to mug you or whatever, then scream 'pocket flour' and throw some flour at them and run
[QUOTE=ScottyWired;45453799]flat bread, simple
Smother whatever spreads you have on it. Honey, jam, cheese, if it's homemade bread any of these will taste amazing on it.[/QUOTE]
This is actually a really good suggestion, thanks.
[QUOTE=Golgo 13;45453785]right o son im gonna fuckin knock ur ed off then im gonna fukin smash up yer pstriple then im gonna fuk up ur game saves on that pc you ave upstairs then im gonna sell it on ebay to a bunch of kids from the alfway ouse
after that im gonna make you a man and take yer down to the footy game so we kin fuk up some other louts[/QUOTE]
Wot the fuck did yer just fuckin' say about me, yer little cunt, eh, m8? I’ll 'ave yer know I graduated top of me class in the job seekers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on poundland, and I 'ave over 300 confirmed robs. I'm bloody well trained in nickin shit and I’m the bleedin' top nicker in the entire estate i live on. Yor nuffink ter me but just anuvver target. I will wipe yer the chuffin' fuck out wiv precision the likes of wich 'as never been seen before on this Earff, mark me fuckin' words. Yer fink yer can cop oray wiv sayin' that shit ter me over the bloody Internet, eh, luv? Fink again, fucker. As we speak I'm contactin' me m8s from local gangs and yor address is bein' found right now so yer better prepare for the storm, cunt. The chuffin' storm that wipes out the paffetic wee fin' yer call yor life. Yer’re fuckin' dead, right, m8. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can rob yer shit in over seven 'undred ways, right, and that’s just wiv me bare 'ands. Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed nickin, but I 'ave access ter the bloomin' entire arsenal of the estate down ta' road and I will use it ter its full extent ter wipe yor miserable ass off the Nanny Goat Race of the continent, yer wee shit. If only yer could 'ave known wot unholy retribution yor wee “clever” comment were about ter brin' dahn upon yer, maybe yer would 'ave 'eld yor fuckin' tongue. Right. But yer couldn’t, yer didn’t, and now yer’re payin' the price, right, yer goddamn divvy. I will shit fury all over yer and yer will drown in it. Yer’re fuckin' dead, cunt.
OP should first put around 5 fans in his kitchen.
Then open the flour and throw it in the air.
Wait 10 minutes and then turn on the stove.
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