Terrible Comparisons

[dookster]

Trying to post a good thread on Facepunch is like trying to eat 80 doughnuts within 6 minutes.

[Clamps]

I can eat eighty doughnuts just fine.

[Nurdock]

Quite.

[Flying Donkey]

Like rubbing your cock against a grater!
[img]http://www.4showers.com/Store/media/AGrateLoveCheeseGraterFavorUnpackaged.jpg[/img]

[flashn00b]

Attemtping to play Touhou at all is like getting raped in the ass up so hard that you can't take a shit anymore.

[Chill]

"Like having sex with a couch."

Why did you even try!?

[Playguy]

Playing soduku is like.... playing soduku :hist101:

[DainBramageStud]

Making a car analogy is as easy as riding a bike.

[Denmen707]

putting a tennisball up your nose, hurts as much as giving birth

[NATO.Caliber]

Doing drugs is like having sex with a gorilla

You don't stop 'til the gorilla stops

[Taggart]

"You have an ass like a wizard's sleeve - you even have your dad in it".

My friend said this today, and I was like - what.

[HazeFyer23]

Taking a piss is like a relaxing shit

[sami-pso]

Fucking a cow is like driving a kids bicyle.

[B-RAND]

Masturbating is like shoving red hot skewers into your eyeballs.

[HazeFyer23]

Eating food is like having an orgasm?

[Autumn]

[QUOTE=HazeFyer23;19490068]Eating food is like having an orgasm?[/QUOTE]

depends what type of food you're eating to be honest.