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It started a day ago when I was dropping a rather giant log. Today was really awful though. It was so bad the water ran red with blood and there was blood all over the toilet paper how come I am scared [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Facepunch is not a hospital" - Orkel))[/highlight]

see a doctor

[QUOTE=koeniginator;42712495]see a doctor[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Recurracy;42712490]It started a day ago when I was dropping a rather giant log. Today was really awful though. It was so bad the water ran red with blood and there was blood all over the toilet paper how come I am scared[/QUOTE] could be hemmoroids. see above posters.

hard stools make that happen. Use stool softeners and get more fiber in the diet. edit: add in hemorrhoids, but it's probably unlikely unless it repeats itself.

doctor time

Don't go to a doctor, he'll probably just make fun of you and call you names like blood-butt. Just make sure you wipe your ass really hard to scour anything that might be causing the problem. Steel wool is probably a good bet here. And just start eating nothing but Mexican food. Lots of bean burritos and greasy ground beef. That way, you can get a constant stream of diarrhea to clean out anything that might be stuck in your colon. Source: common sense, i mean come on

Make sure you take regular shits and don't wait for the 3-day-builder-up logger shit that literally rips your asshole in half because BELIEVE ME. IT'S HAPPENED. IT SUCKS.

I suggest sanding your ass with sandpaper, I may be able to help as well

Fly trap paper works aswell.

[QUOTE=koeniginator;42712495]see a doctor[/QUOTE]Don't listen to this weakling; just shove a towel up there (preferably soaked in rum).

Blame the ass hair, it's clearly the problem here. Get a hedge trimmer and show the ass hair who is boss.

13 years ago I was pissing blood. Had to spend 2 weeks in hospital because the problem was with my damaged kidneys.

thanks for the credible advice everyone, it brightens my heart to see how caring this community is I will make sure to mention all y'all to my doctor

I had this too, eating fruit and fiber did wonders.

[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;42712516]hard stools make that happen. Use stool softeners and get more fiber in the diet. [/QUOTE] Jesus Christ you Americans take pills for everything, don't you? Eat more healthy food instead of medicine. But the again, seeing the kind of selection you guys get in some grocery stores, eating healthy is probably a lot more difficult than it sounds.

[QUOTE=Don Merino;42713414]Jesus Christ you Americans take pills for everything, don't you? Eat more healthy food instead of medicine. But the again, seeing the kind of selection you guys get in some grocery stores, eating healthy is probably a lot more difficult than it sounds.[/QUOTE] *tips fedora*

Worst case; intestinal cancer.

Drink lots of water it'll help alot. Experiance from when I was a constipated child. Sometimes I didn't poop for weeks and when I did I said to myself " Dont be scared of the poop " Because I was crappin blood. This is a trust story

I hope this could help you [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_fissure[/url]

[QUOTE=Don Merino;42713414]Jesus Christ you Americans take pills for everything[/QUOTE] [img]http://facepunch.com/fp/flags/in.png[/img] The flag sure has changed over the years hasn't it.

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;42715243]Worst case; intestinal cancer.[/QUOTE] Alien Parasites. [IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/flags/mx.png[/IMG]

Probably a fissure, you will have to apply the appropriate cream to heal it up. These things are hard to heal, especially if it is internal. See your doctor ASAP. The longer you wait to heal it, the worse it will be and a lower chance of recovery.

[QUOTE=Excalibuurr;42716169]All you heathens rambling about your scientific explanations, all blasphemy! This man has been blessed by God, the holy spirit is within him and speaks to us through his excrement! The blood is due to the spirit's tears, it cries at our sins, and we must seek forgiveness, or forever shall this man shit blood.[/QUOTE] God decided that the Virgin birth thing was overdone so now its going to be an anal birth.

bloody foods and RED VINES [t]http://coloradoguy.com/red-vines1.jpg[/t] can make your poo red if the 2 things are not the case then [B]SEE A DOCTOR THE HELL RIGHT NOW DO NOT WAIT ANOTHER SECOND[/B]

If it's that bad go to the ER. If not, stop eating THAT MANY beans. You can borrow a pad if you need it. :wink:

You have to pray to St. Fiacre the patron saint of hemorrhoid sufferers.

This is all due to your poops being too big. The best solution is, before you poop, reach into your butthole with two fingers, and manually break your poops into smaller, more manageable pieces. Every time you poop. You're welcome.