• Things you'd save in the event oh a housefire.
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Basically what are the first items you'd save in the event of a house-fire. First i'd grab all of my pocketable items [phone, wallet, weed etc.] and put them in my pocket. Then i'd throw a lead block i have through the window and then rescue my fish and laptop. If possible i'd make an attempt to save my computer, and my safe. My parents would save their posessions, the cat and alert us. So those are the things i'd defend in case of a fire. Now, what items would you protect if your house caught fire?
my fleshlight
How about I put the fire out, then everything is saved.
[QUOTE=GUNH0G;18105929]How about I put the fire out, then everything is saved.[/QUOTE] DOH! your very smart
My house.
computer
[QUOTE=GUNH0G;18105929]How about I put the fire out, then everything is saved.[/QUOTE] It's a big fire, put it this way there is a gasfire in the kitchen which is spreading pretty fast. Seeing as my room is on the far side of the house i'd have about 2-3 minuites to save me and everything i really [b]really[/b] need to save.
Our cats.
But, I'm a fireman.
The cats...and the humans.
Nothing. Let it burn to the ground...Wait...My house? oh then my computer. Anyone elses can burn to the ground!
My rabbit and cat, if I had time my Xbox
My vibrating touch! [IMG]http://secure.condomania.com/images/VI-TVTFM_1_dt.jpg[/IMG]
I already have everything planned. I have two large tubberware boxes under my bed full of magazines like nintendo power, game informer, etc. I whip those out and dump everything inside on the floor so I now have two empty containers. Next since I store all my games on the shelf, I hold the empty boxes right under the shelves and just sweep everything in. Next I grab a handfull of underwear, socks and shirts and lay them ontop of the boxes. The PS3 will go on one box and the 360 on the other, and the Wii can go to hell. Depending how quickly the fire is spreading, I take the time to jam cartridges and disks that have spilled out back into the boxes and head out the front door. Fuck the computer, there's like 100 wires attached to it, and all my PC games are on my steam account so that's taken care of. As I exit my room with the boxes, I slip on the glossy magazines much like a cartoon character would slip on a banana peel and I fracture my skull. As I lay there, semi-unconscious and in extreme agony, I reflect back to the better times of my life. All the happy moments with friends in family, sad that it has to end in such a shit way.
My dogs. I honestly don't care if my computer burns to the ground.
The fire.
First I'd help my family out, then I'd get the Firesafe, you know, with all the important documents. All my HDDs are quick release, so I'd pop those, throw them in the safe and get those outside. Hopefully while I'm doing that my dad is working on putting out the fire, and once I get everything out I'd help him.
Anything I could stuff in my pockets, my laptop, my dog, and if my xbox was ready packed, I would pick that up. And I think thats about it
my jerk off aid panties
[QUOTE=Lolerskins;18106143]It's a big fire, put it this way there is a gasfire in the kitchen which is spreading pretty fast. Seeing as my room is on the far side of the house i'd have about 2-3 minuites to save me and everything i really [b]really[/b] need to save.[/QUOTE] I would remove my kitchen. :smug:
wait i redo mine first panteis,xbox,break open pc harddrive and game disk and psp
My cat, and then probably my computer monitor because it's more expensive than my actual computer tower.
My cat, my documents, my phone.
My cat, my wallet, my computer and my dual 40" screens.
My first priority would be my dog and family.
guitar ecksbawks family Porn stash
My ass
I have 2 guitars that I would desperately try to save as they would be difficult to replace, but in a pinch I would save my RG7620 My laptop, as it has all my work and music Wallet and cash Insurance will cover everything else.
Family/pets. All of my games are on Steam or are free, and everything on my Xbox is easily replaceable.
My cats and dog, my iPhone and my PC. Oh, and my parents.
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