• Have you had an erection and a girl saw it?
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[b] But have you ever had an erection and a girl saw it!? [/b] ________________________________________________________________________________ I have, and this is my story! -> Everything started when we just had maths lesson and I, as an adolescent, randomly got an erection, among the crowd. I draw and I allways carry a drawing pad with me. I had a shirt on me so it could not hide the erection. Then a girl who saw it (assuming that she check on my thing) randomely came to me. She laughed and said: "Haha, what have happened? Haha!". And I just - :v: - Then she went away and I was so relieved. [b] But then she went to her friends to tell [/b] :saddowns: :eek::eek::eek::eek: The next day when I walked into the classroom to be me completely nervous ------------> If you have please tell us your story:sax: <-------------
No.
[QUOTE=Jockedevian;27648110][b] But have you ever had an erection and a girl saw it!? [/b] [/QUOTE] People will just be saying "YEAH, DERF WHEN I WAS HAVING SEX WITH HER"
[QUOTE=AK'z;27648143]People will just be saying "YEAH, DERF WHEN I WAS HAVING SEX WITH HER"[/QUOTE] Damn true
Yeah, derf when I was having sex with her.
I got one when a girl sat on me, I think she noticed
So I was standing you know eating my fries :smug::smug::smug: And a lady came by :quagmire::quagmire::quagmire: And I had a boner and she saw it :doh::doh::doh: Bloody hell, who the fuck makes three smilies on one fucking sentence jesus christ...
^idk
OP just had his first erection. Oh and by the way penis-owning Facepunch, it's pretty obvious when you're trying to hide an erection :colbert:
No, but I have seen a girl's erection if that counts. :downs:
Yup.
yeah she looked at me and i jizzed so much the wall broke down and then a schism burst out in the ground and it was like fuck and it was basically bacons
not really
protip - If you want to kill a boner think if your nuts being sliced off and cheese grated, and imagine what it'd feel like.
She saw it, then was kind enough to relieve me of it.
[QUOTE=Lilolia;27649031]protip - If you want to kill a boner think if your nuts being sliced off and cheese grated, and imagine what it'd feel like.[/QUOTE] It wouldn't feel like anything AFTER they had been sliced off. Guess that'd do the trick though >.> Also said situation has never happened to me. Phew.
Yeah. I was playing as an Engineer, and a girl saw me placing a Dispenser.
[QUOTE=Jockedevian;27648110]She laughed and said: "Haha, what have happened? Haha!".[/QUOTE] She must either 1. Be from a foreign country that does not know English or 2. Really, really stupid when it comes to English. Either way she is not well educated.
She saw it,laughed and i told her "SUCK IT"
Many times, it's kinda hard to hide it. But dammit, why do all the ones who do notice it only see me as a friend? :smith:
[QUOTE=TheRanger195;27649340]She must either 1. Be from a foreign country that does not know English or 2. Really, really stupid when it comes to English. Either way she is not well educated.[/QUOTE] Well she's swedish
[QUOTE=Jockedevian;27648110][b] But have you ever had an erection and a girl saw it!? [/b] ________________________________________________________________________________ I have, and this is my story! -> Everything started when we just had maths lesson and I, as an adolescent, randomly got an erection, among the crowd. I draw and I allways carry a drawing pad with me. I had a shirt on me so it could not hide the erection. Then a girl who saw it (assuming that she check on my thing) randomely came to me. She laughed and said: "Haha, what have happened? Haha!". And I just - :v: - Then she went away and I was so relieved. [b] But then she went to her friends to tell [/b] :saddowns: :eek::eek::eek::eek: The next day when I walked into the classroom to be me completely nervous ------------> If you have please tell us your story:sax: <-------------[/QUOTE] are you twelve or something where girls tell eachother someone had an erection
Wrong way: A girl saw my erection: "OH SHIT WHAT DO I DO?" Right way: A girl saw my erection: "SUCK IT"!
How to avoid getting boners in public: Wear briefs.
As far as I know, no. But maybe someone did and just didn't tell me.
[QUOTE=Supersheepie;27648167]I got one when a girl sat on me, I think she noticed[/QUOTE] haha
[QUOTE=REMBER;27649663]How to avoid getting boners in public: Wear briefs.[/QUOTE] boxer briefs erry day
Yes. It was weirder because she hugged me when i had an erection
Yes and she liked it
I got a boner in music. My music teacher has massive breasts and she lent forward to hand everyone paper.
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