Hello there facepunch! In my idiocy, I've managed to tear my black pants.... at the crotch/thigh area... While I could just go ask for some new clothing, that's kinda out of the question at the moment. Currently I've been keeping it covered with black permanent marker'd paper, and tape, but that stuff's not holding out to well. So far nobody has noticed other than than those sitting near me.
The tear is too far for me to be able to try and hide it with shirt.
Please help.
Man up and just walk around with it, fuck everyone else
Hold out until the end of class, call home/go home, it's Friday anyway 3 day weekend ftw
Also, additional note, have to go to homecoming immediately after...
lmao are you a kid or something? just rough it out, im p sure no one cares about petty shit like that outside of primary school
embrace your new found power, if anyone stops to ask you whats going on or tries to make fun of you, just respond with
[i][b]"I reject your humanity! This is true power!"[/b][/i]
Safety pins or duct tape.
I remember when there was no paper in the school toilet, so i wiped my ass with my hand and rubbed the shit from my hand on the wall. That's how you do it.
Shit I tore my pants in gym one time when I was in highschool, after that period was over I just walked out to my car and went home, put on some new pants, and just came back to my next class.
remove pants, wear shirt as new pants (tie up one of the sleeves and use the neck hole as a leg hole), shove head through pants tear and wear it as a shirt.
become impossibly powerful.
Tape it together.
Staple it back together.
Make sure you're wearing them while you do it.
On the second day a classmate ripped his pants. Yeah we laughed when we saw that but then we kinda forgot it very quickly and we didn't even know each other for over an day.
I'm only asking because I have to do a presentation and go to homecoming after school. Thank you for advice, comments and stories, I'll try to walk this off.
Get your shalingading chubby and act like that's how it is when it's completely flaccid and let all the girls see it playing gopher out of the hole. Pretend you don't even know the hole is there and when people point it out just make up a story. "Oh damn, I thought I felt some air... I do muscle exercises down there and uh... I guess it's a little more powerful than I assumed. It ripped right through the material. I'll be sure to get rid of these pants when I get home so that doesn't happen again."
Then get very strong duct tape leave the room, during this time you'll find a broomstick to saw a piece of the handle off and tape it to your leg and you can unchubbize your dizzle and return to class casually. Be sure the women see you take the duct tape, if you bring some weak ass shit like scotch tape they won't take that chubby seriously.
Act confident and joke about it if someone asks, the more awkward you're about it, the worse it gets.
[QUOTE=RustledJimmys;46141436]lmao are you a kid or something? just rough it out, im p sure no one cares about petty shit like that outside of primary school[/QUOTE]
"im at school"
"heh, are you some sort of [I]kid?[/I]"
Come on man
Hold the halves together with rings fashioned from paperclips
[editline]surprise,cockbag![/editline]
[I]Have no shame[/I]
Oh man I remember the last time I tore my pants in high school.
I was wearing one of those long baggy almost-knee-length boxers so I just took off my pants and took it like a man.
[QUOTE=Cabbage;46143300]"im at school"
"heh, are you some sort of [I]kid?[/I]"
Come on man[/QUOTE]
Hey now, I'm 21 and doing my bachelor, and I still call it 'school'.
[QUOTE=Cabbage;46143300]"im at school"
"heh, are you some sort of [I]kid?[/I]"
Come on man[/QUOTE]
Sorry I live somewhere people grew out of that after they turned 10.
Rip your pants to shit and claim it's your style
So how did it go?
Last time I tore my pants was doing a mad slam dunk.
No one even laughed they just froze for second and started clapping. "Ayyyyyyy Scotttyyyyyyyyyyyy maaateeeee"
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;46146827]So how did it go?[/QUOTE]
Duct tape is a miracle worker.
Happened to me once, in the middle of a drama performance.
Whenever you get the chance, just sew em up. If you make the stitches super strong by going over the tear several times/using more than 1 thread thick you won't have a problem washing them. I tore my board shorts while at the beach last year and my stitches are still holding strong. Thread and needles are super cheap too.
If you have a sewing,parent,cooking,etc Teacher at your school goto her and ask her or someone to sew them. Otherwise you should just tell the teacher or call home and bam, new pants.
Just maintain a low profile. Hug the walls the with the ripped side facing the wall. Sit down a lot and only get up when you really need to. Don't volunteer for anything, just go form point A to point B as quickly and inconspicuously as possible. Then go home.
If some one gives you shit about, tell em to fuck off.
I ripped one of mine once in P.E. I forgot my P.E Uniform. I wore my blazer down there
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