• Facepunch, my aunt gave me a $20 Wal*Mart gift card, what do I do?
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Okay, so my birthday happened a few months ago, and my aunt just recently gave me a Walmart giftcard worth $20. ...So what should I purchase?
buy a knife and cut your dick off
Spend it at best buy [editline]11th May 2011[/editline] and buy a movie
Buy 4 pairs of shoes.
spend it on something useless or some food either way you win
Buy a shitton of silly string, you know what comes next.
Buy the most expensive single food in the store.
Buy, a 20 dollar hooker at wal*mart or buy 20 1 dollar hookers at wal*mart.
Buy fucking nothing gghfhrhgh
Put it into a Wal*Bank. [editline]12th May 2011[/editline] Then wait several hundred years and spend the Wal*interest
Buy a $20 Wal*Mart gift card. take a picture of the checkout persons face as you do
Alright, here is what you have to do. Use your $20 Wal-Mart gift card and buy yourself a pack of playing cards, some postage stamps and some gum. Bicycle playing cards are the best, and the gum can be any flavor. The items are crucial, but are to be explained later. You may also want to grab a snack - the it's going to be a bit of a drive. make sure you still have some money leftover on the gift card. I am going to reveal some classified information now. Your journey will be long and confusing. There is an old-style gas station near the Mexico/New Mexico boarder. I think it is still around. There you should find two people working there. Pete, and Juarez. You need to avoid Pete. He will bring down the whole operation. Go to Juarez and give him the postage stamps and say you need to go to A_Underground. He will then take the stamps and insert them into the special slot on the cash register. Make sure he inserts them all, Juarez is a bit sneaky. The passageway to A_Underground will open. If the gas station is not still around, you can always go to The California Science Center and look for Sharon. She is a bit more trustworthy, but not by much. A thing you need to know about A_Underground is that it is inhabited by aliens. They are refugees from all across the galaxy, and Mexico. A_Underground may seem like a sewer now. There should be an old looking fellow with many thing tied to his back. Pay him using Jack of Clubs, from you playing cards, and have hi escort you to the main city. You will be safer in the city. The city of A_Underground is like a combination of Tokyo and Indian slums. Many strange creatures walk the streets. It will feel a bit daunting at first, but you need to stay focused.. Use all of your kings to pay for a cab to the upper part of the city. You will need to find Jerry. He owns a strip club, but it's not like an Earth strip club. The kind of strips clubs they have there are full body mods. Bionic organs and limbs. Even though you can afford a nuclear powered liver, it is not why you are there. Ask to see the head engineer. Give him the Wal-Mart gift card and ask to see Jerry himself. Jerry is almost completely machine. The only organic part of him is his face. He may seem intimidating at first. He is actually a pretty funny. After a good laugh, offer him the gum. He loves gum. In gratitude he will give you a neural link. With the neural link, you can control technology and brows the internet with you mind. He will also give you a ride home via teleportation. Once home you should give yourself a pat on the back, you used a Wal-mart gift card to get yourself a neural link. tl;dr: I don't know what you should buy.
[QUOTE=T.F.W.O.;29773575]Alright, here is what you have to do. Use your $20 Wal-Mart gift card and buy yourself a pack of playing cards, some postage stamps and some gum. Bicycle playing cards are the best, and the gum can be any flavor. The items are crucial, but are to be explained later. You may also want to grab a snack - the it's going to be a bit of a drive. make sure you still have some money leftover on the gift card. I am going to reveal some classified information now. Your journey will be long and confusing. There is an old-style gas station near the Mexico/New Mexico boarder. I think it is still around. There you should find two people working there. Pete, and Juarez. You need to avoid Pete. He will bring down the whole operation. Go to Juarez and give him the postage stamps and say you need to go to A_Underground. He will then take the stamps and insert them into the special slot on the cash register. Make sure he inserts them all, Juarez is a bit sneaky. The passageway to A_Underground will open. If the gas station is not still around, you can always go to The California Science Center and look for Sharon. She is a bit more trustworthy, but not by much. A thing you need to know about A_Underground is that it is inhabited by aliens. They are refugees from all across the galaxy, and Mexico. A_Underground may seem like a sewer now. There should be an old looking fellow with many thing tied to his back. Pay him using Jack of Clubs, from you playing cards, and have hi escort you to the main city. You will be safer in the city. The city of A_Underground is like a combination of Tokyo and Indian slums. Many strange creatures walk the streets. It will feel a bit daunting at first, but you need to stay focused.. Use all of your kings to pay for a cab to the upper part of the city. You will need to find Jerry. He owns a strip club, but it's not like an Earth strip club. The kind of strips clubs they have there are full body mods. Bionic organs and limbs. Even though you can afford a nuclear powered liver, it is not why you are there. Ask to see the head engineer. Give him the Wal-Mart gift card and ask to see Jerry himself. Jerry is almost completely machine. The only organic part of him is his face. He may seem intimidating at first. He is actually a pretty funny. After a good laugh, offer him the gum. He loves gum. In gratitude he will give you a neural link. With the neural link, you can control technology and brows the internet with you mind. He will also give you a ride home via teleportation. Once home you should give yourself a pat on the back, you used a Wal-mart gift card to get yourself a neural link.[/QUOTE] :wtc: Write a book
Buy four $5 movies from the $5 movie bin.
Buy all the energy drinks you can buy with $20
Use 20 dollars at walmart.
[QUOTE=Blobman21;29774455]Use 20 dollars at walmart.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DogGunn;29773338]Buy a $20 Wal*Mart gift card. take a picture of the checkout persons face as you do[/QUOTE] But activation fees and taxes will run the total up to $22.45.
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