• Shit You Think Only You Do
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Whenever I'm typing/playing something and my balls start to itch, I neglect scratching them because I'm occupied, but then when I die I ferociously scratch the fuck out of myself, then I respawn and relish in the pain of the annihilated site of my itch.
obsessively think about stuff all the time, and engage in said activities of my obsession.
when I'm watching movies or listening to lengthy dialogue, I'll try to figure out if the amount of words spoken is an even or odd number by way of foot taps.
Never fails when I sit down getting ready to play a game... BOOM! I gotta piss.
Pinching my chin, it's a [I]really[/I] bad habit that I do.
Constantly looking for ways to correct my mistakes and fuck ups
see the shadow people at night
I have this habit of drawing the general shape of a compass (NSEW NE SW Etc) with tiny movements of my fingertips on whatever surface they're resting on. I have no idea what triggers it, but I can remember doing it for as long as I can remember.
Be a mutant and proud
I pull out my chin hairs because they feel weird.
I enjoy slightly soggy cereal.
Smelling my finger.
biting the inside of my cheeks
I like seeing ridiculous animations in video games and trying them out in real life to see if they are actually possible
If I stay in a place for too long I start counting everything I can in the room, be it floor tiles or lights or lines, or any items. They have to be in groups of three with no leftovers otherwise I get kind of let down. But it's no biggie, it's just something I've done since I was little that I can't shake. [editline]18th May 2013[/editline] Shit, I just realized that the letters in my username make three groups of three. This is good. [editline]18th May 2013[/editline] my title on the other hand...
Whenever I hide somewhere I suddenly need to poop. Hide and Seek got awkward when I was younger. I never get hiccups. I hiccup once, then I do this weird automatic burp and it just goes away. If it doesn't I hold my breath for a while and I can somehow detect when it's okay to let go. I've got a 98% success rate. I will only open something by pushing my thumb against it when I pull the handle. Always.
i look at mosaic tiles on the floor and start seeing tetris pieces
fap
I look behind me to see if I'm being followed when I'm walking alone sometimes.
If I walked around objects and furniture, I always used to retrace my footsteps and go back the exact same way.
opening the fridge again after closing it even though theres nothing edible :(
Checking the room for hidden cameras before fapping.
[QUOTE=TAU!;40685429]I pull out my chin hairs because they feel weird.[/QUOTE] just eye brows.
I've got a double jointed elbow that people always go crazy about. [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_N4_lbykzW2o/RuhQUXCX_vI/AAAAAAAAAEU/Fr0M2IatBtI/s200/bend1.JPG[/img] (Not me, but the same thing.) Honestly, doesn't look that weird to me. v:v:v
I close my nose when sneezing in public because i'm incredibly scared of snot getting everywhere. How do people do it?
I count gunshots in movies sometimes.
When I am eating, I make sure at least one swallow has everything on the plate. Like if I'm eating a cheeseburger and fries, I make sure at least one time I swallow I'm getting meat, cheese, bun, sauce and fries. If I don't I always regret it for some reason.
Masturbate while looking at myself in the mirror.
[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;40697132]When I am eating, I make sure at least one swallow has everything on the plate. Like if I'm eating a cheeseburger and fries, I make sure at least one time I swallow I'm getting meat, cheese, bun, sauce and fries. If I don't I always regret it for some reason.[/QUOTE] I do this quite often, but only on the last bite. I feel like I'm not getting the full experience of the meal otherwise.
when im in a car i jump my eyebrows over traffic cones, or other cars or posts or anything. think of a sidescroller from the 90s
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