• Shit at kissing
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I'm terrible at kissing, advice?
practice more pay if necessary [editline]13th March 2011[/editline] Ask your guys friends to help practice too. They'll appreciate the gesture.
gift games to any one of the various female members of facepunch I'm sure they'll help you practice after such a generous display
[QUOTE=ZeroMinus;28564676]I'm terrible at kissing, advice?[/QUOTE] Who says you're terrible? You or someone else that you kissed?
I don't think you can be bad at kissing IMO. Just CLOSE YOUR FUCKING EYES. People who keep their eyes open turn me the hell off when I'm kissing them.
[QUOTE=RubberFruit;28564761]I don't think you can be bad at kissing IMO. Just CLOSE YOUR FUCKING EYES. People who keep their eyes open turn me the hell off when I'm kissing them.[/QUOTE] Exactly what I was gonna say when he replied. No one is a bad kisser. You kiss is as unique as you are.
[QUOTE=Teracotta;28564799]Exactly what I was gonna say when he replied. No one is a bad kisser. You kiss is as unique as you are.[/QUOTE] Unless you drool over their faces.
The only way you could be a bad kisser is if you're trying to eat their face. Had a girl that was like that. Fucking disgusting.
You can't be a bad kisser as long as you: 1. Don't breathe loudly 2. Have a fresh breath (I down a box of tic tacs) 3. Don't eat their mouth 4. Keep eyes closed 5. Don't fill their mouth with saliva to the point where they are in a dilemma about whether to spit, swallow, or shove it back in your mouth.
[QUOTE=RubberFruit;28564860]You can't be a bad kisser as long as you: 1. Don't breathe loudly 2. Have a fresh breath (I down a box of tic tacs) 3. Don't eat their mouth 4. Keep eyes closed 5. Don't fill their mouth with saliva to the point where they are in a dilemma about whether to spit, swallow, or shove it back in your mouth.[/QUOTE] That would be WAY too minty, two would be more than enough :v: Note minty isn't the ONLY way to go, some people hate the taste.
Don't force your tongue in the receivers mouth. A girl friend of mine did that all the time, she almost choked you with her tongue. Just play with eachothers tongue tips when kissing, i.e, don't use the tongue too much. This advice was brought to you by Me.
While executing a kiss (as it is in progress) gently move your chin upwards, a bit front, play with it. Also, the neck and ears are your friends. Easily accessible yet often very effective erogenous zones.
My mom raised me kissing me in this stupid way so for a while I thought kissing was done with that stupid fish face people make in facebook photos
Its called [B]DUCKFACE[/B] :moustache:
Make sure to pucker your lips like you just at a lemon. And lick your licks a lot, you don't want dry lips.
Just go with what people have said...Its one of those things that you overthink and worry about when really in the moment you just do it. In summary : - Close eyes - Make sure you have moist lips (Lick them then press them together and get any excess off) - Dont shove your tongue in his/her mouth, if at all. A romantic kiss doesnt need tongues, and if you are using tongues it should just be gently playing instead of spearing them with yours - Brush your teeth every morning/night/after sweets and carry gum - Be natural and let it flow...Thinking about it too much will make you panic and you will become a bad kisser.
[QUOTE=Teracotta;28564744]Who says you're terrible? You or someone else that you kissed?[/QUOTE] Just when I made out with my friend, first kiss and just stopped for a while and said I'm shit at kissing and she agreed
So tell her you need to practice on her!
Gah I hated it when there was like saliva between the lips it ;0 just horrible and its more complicated than that Contag, but I'm pretty sure she will teach me :dance: [editline]12th March 2011[/editline] The most amazing thing is that I'm still a virgin and she has an contraception implant :dance:
It's better to be shit at kissing than it is to be kissing at shit.
Its true OP is terrible at kissing. I had slobber all over my face after the first 5 seconds
[QUOTE=ZeroMinus;28567182]Gah I hated it when there was like saliva between the lips it ;0 just horrible and its more complicated than that Contag, but I'm pretty sure she will teach me :dance: [editline]12th March 2011[/editline] The most amazing thing is that I'm still a virgin and she has an contraception implant :dance:[/QUOTE] Jesus christ, is this, like, the perfect girl or what? So, is she a girlfriend, or are you just a friend with benefits?
[QUOTE=Disgruntled;28567910]Jesus christ, is this, like, the perfect girl or what? So, is she a girlfriend, or are you just a friend with benefits?[/QUOTE] At the moment friend with benefits, good friends, probs be in a relationship eventually but she and her ex have issues therefore its complicated at the moment.
How to kiss: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCITaAyJR9Y[/media]
Don't be so lame, be alpha, be awesome.
Chloroform is an excellent training tool. Works wonders.
At least you made out with someone. Tell her that you need to practise or try to copy her. Don't fail and be alone forever like people like me.
I remember the first time I kissed this one gal... she said I was good, but I didn't take her word for it, because it was heavily alcohol fueled.
[QUOTE=Spherexd;28574743]How to kiss: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCITaAyJR9Y[/media][/QUOTE] The Narrator was so straight to the point with everything it felt awkward
i once burped whilst french kissing a chick akwarrrd
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