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I used to think that somersault was called summer salt. I only made this thread just to share that cool little factoid.

I used to believe god was real.

First post in and it's edgy as fuck, [I]well we're off to a fantastic start I see.[/I]

I thought if you escaped the map in video games there'd be a whole world to explore. 6 year old me was very disappointed when I glitched out of the map by accident in Spyro

Dunno' about you guys, but when I first started to spank the monkey I wouldn't reach the point of ejaculation; it simply wasn't something that I fully understood or knew of yet. You could imagine my surprise when I suddenly felt movement, you know, the feel just before you blow your load. Yeah, I tried to hold that in... Let me tell you, that does NOT work, and is quite painful. I guess I thought I was pissing myself? I wasn't the brightest of children, but I suppose that is the name of the game.

[QUOTE=GHOST!!!!;51754558]First post in and it's edgy as fuck, [I]well we're off to a fantastic start I see.[/I][/QUOTE] How was that edgy? I actually did used to think god was real. I just said it bluntly and how it was, how did you want me to say it? Fuck man, I'm not trying to impress you. OK, how about we take the "weird shit" part out of the thread title. How about "things that you believed in as a kid," would you say it was edgy then?

[QUOTE=ChronoBlade;51754611]How was that edgy? I actually did used to think god was real. I just said it bluntly and how it was, how did you want me to say it? Fuck man, I'm not trying to impress you. OK, how about we take the "weird shit" part out of the thread title. How about "things that you believed in as a kid," would you say it was edgy then?[/QUOTE] It was just a very generic and blunt tipsfedoram'lady type statment

[QUOTE=Katatonic717;51754655]It was just a very generic and blunt tipsfedoram'lady type statment[/QUOTE] Well for some clarification I wasn't trying to sound funny if anyone took that the wrong way, I genuinely used to think that god was real. So my apologies, but I wasn't lying.

[QUOTE=ChronoBlade;51754662]Well for some clarification I wasn't trying to sound funny if anyone took that the wrong way, I genuinely thought that god was real. So my apologies, but I wasn't lying.[/QUOTE] Not to get into a huge relegious debate but some folks very much believe in a god or gods and you saying what you did seems highly rude.

For a small amount of time I thought the world "Avocado" meant "Crazy" in Spanish :v:

[QUOTE=Katatonic717;51754669]Not to get into a huge relegious debate but some folks very much believe in a god or gods and you saying what you did seems highly rude.[/QUOTE] Well I'll leave you with this. I don't attempt to put down anyone who believes in religion, because I genuinly don't believe that's right. And possibly what I said may be looked on as 'bad taste' but if I truly wanted to say something that was actually funny, I would have. So again, my apologies. But I just think it's a simple post.

When i was a lil kid,if a helicopter fly past me and my friends,we start chasing it while screaming "Give us the money" believing it will drop some money bag or something :v: And this one actually really famous in here,especially around 9 years old kid.

[QUOTE=Katatonic717;51754669]Not to get into a huge relegious debate but some folks very much believe in a god or gods and you saying what you did seems highly rude.[/QUOTE] You're looking way to far into it. I am a Christian and I didn't take it rude, it's simple, he used to believe in god, now he doesn't. Not edgy, not rude, nothing. Anyway stuff I used to believe in... I used to think that my Female Dogs Nipples were Penises.

Round the corner from my house is a wall that overlooks into the back of an overgrown field that was really dark. All the kids around the area used to believe there was a Black Jaguar that lived there, and if you said "Candyman" three times near the wall, he'd attack you.

I used to think that men can get pregnant too

I really thought Mega Man was real :(

I used to believe that when people were born, they were born into the world at a certain age. Take my parents as an example: they were in their early 30's when I was born. I was convinced, for many years mind you, that they must've been born as adults. This extended to everyone. If you were old, you must've been born like that, if you were a kid, that's how you were born. I also used to believe doctors could not get sick. That lasted a few years into school, even. :v:

I was super into science as a kid and made up all sorts of shitty theories based on shit I read in encyclopedias. I.e I thought Earth's rotation is powered by people walking in the opposite direction.

[QUOTE=Xonax;51754955]You're looking way to far into it. I am a Christian and I didn't take it rude, it's simple, he used to believe in god, now he doesn't. Not edgy, not rude, nothing.[/QUOTE] Yeah I getcha, I was just kinda in a shit mood last night and was being an idiot

I used to think people had a limited amount of words they could say in their life, and you'd just lose your voice whenever you ran out of them.

i thought that in the past people viewed the world in black and white

[QUOTE=ChrisR;51756533]I used to think people had a limited amount of words they could say in their life, and you'd just lose your voice whenever you ran out of them.[/QUOTE] Well, that's not entirely wrong

When I was in kindergarten (or maybe first grade?), I remember talking with some other kids at recess. We were all wondering why we could see the moon during the day. "Doesn't the moon only come out at night?" "Yeah, sun during the day, moon at night." "It must be an illusion." "Like a mirage?" "Yeah. Like a rainbow." "Or like how things look weird in water." "That's probably it." We all thought we were so goddamn smart.

I used to believe cartoons existed in reality and all you'd need to do is find that one right place or hole to go into and you'll be with all of your favorite cartoon characters that brought smiles, amusement and inspiration to you, that'd you'd look up to.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit convinced me cartoons were real and that they all took place in different parts of Toontown

One other thing I used to believe in was that my cat would one day turn into a massive tiger.

Warning: stupid kid thoughts ahead I lived in a townhouse complex when I was younger, I was about 5 or 6. There was a black neighbor kid that I used to play with sometimes. We didn't plan playdates for some reason, we'd just hang out if we were both outside. So I never saw his family at all. Well, he wasn't around for a week or two once, and I thought something had happened with him. One day I saw his dad outside, who I had never actually seen in person and he'd never mentioned anything about him. And my dumb ass connected the wrong dots and I thought he was my friend, but grownup. I assumed black people just grew up faster than white people. I was actually sad that my buddy turned into a grownup but was afraid to confront him, so I kept on believing that. I was floored when I saw him again and it turned out he just had a flu and couldn't play outside. Then we went back to playing with trucks.

I thought if you touched Styrofoam you would die :v:

I thought that we could change genders whenever we needed/wanted to. When I was about 5 I asked my mum why my brother had a penis and I didn't. I was disappointed, but hey at least it was the truth :v:

I used to think that the UK was a literal floating island. Like it just floated on top of the water.