What would you do with the hand held portal device?
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Most of you are aware of the game Portal (which is now free on Steam, in case you didn't know). This is about the hand held portal device. If you had it, what would you do with it?
I'd personally make a portal from my closet to the fridge. Maybe I'd sneak one in the womens locker room.
I definitely second the women's locker room thing.
kill OP for the umpteenth "What would you do with a portal gun?" thread
One in europe, one in america, and i make people pay 100$ to go through, with or without a passport.
Screw someone... Through a portal.
screw myself, through a portal
Put a portal at the deepest point in the ocean and one on Mt. Everest, watch what happens.
[QUOTE=jesse194;21927813]screw myself, through a portal[/QUOTE] Wouldn't work, if you thrusted you'd move thus not achieving anything.
Interstellar Travel.
Infinite energy.
Imagine this, a portal in the roof and one on the floor.
Yout build a tube around it, and create a vacuum.
Inside, there's a big metal ball or something (a big magnet?) falling down, achieving insane speeds due to no air resistance.
Then you build something around that can turn that into energy.
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Oh, and i'd also shoot one inside the empire state building, and one on the bottom of a very deep sea.
Just because i can.
I would do the locker room thing, but I would put the portals in the floor, jump in, and just see-saw from room to room.
[QUOTE=Luxinus;21928000]Wouldn't work, if you thrusted you'd move thus not achieving anything.[/QUOTE]
Make it a movable wall. :ms:
Fire a Portal through my asshole.
Make another portal on a normal wall.
Enter Portal in the normal wall.
Blow my mind.
Destroy time and space, or cause you to shrink to the size of a flea, but hey, least you touched your asshole from the inside.
Put orange portal on one side of door.
Put blue portal on other side of door.
Hmm...
Portal in my house.
Portal on Stage.
Get scientists to come.
Make billions.
But for self enjoyment, I would but two beside eachother on the floor, and stand on my own feet.
One at school where no one will find it, one at home.
Shoot someone with it, see what happends
Red at Valve HQ.
Blue at Home. So i can randomly do favors for people, And i can ask questions then :D.
[QUOTE=TheIceman;21927565]I definitely second the women's locker room thing.[/QUOTE]
Fuck. I see the title of the thread and come in here all :smug: thinking the same thing.
Put one in my bedroom, carry it around at all times. Instant escape when needed.
[QUOTE=Warrant;21927854]Put a portal at the deepest point in the ocean and one on Mt. Everest, watch what happens.[/QUOTE]
:byodood:
And I would do all kinds of crazy shit with it.
Assuming it has unlimited range, construct and airlock.
And then shoot one at the moon, and one inside the airlock :science:
Fire first portal onto exterior of orbiting satellite.
Fire second portal onto ceiling of room.
Check vacuuming off my to do list.
Sell it to science and become rich
[QUOTE=Kinetikai;21938343]Fire first portal onto exterior of orbiting satellite.
Fire second portal onto ceiling of room.
Check vacuuming off my to do list.[/QUOTE]
Have fun with your small black hole.
[QUOTE=paul simon;21938874]Have fun with your small black hole.[/QUOTE]
I love having fun with small black holes.
Sell it.
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