• Any spider experts here?
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Hi. I recently moved to the Kansas area and every night for the past four days I've killed at least ONE of these fuckers. Last night I killed fucking THREE. I snapped a photo of it, and it's a little blurry, but you can make out it's markings. I'm thinking it's a Wolf Spider but I can't be sure. [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/idxmtdX.jpg[/thumb]
I believe you're correct. The markings on the cephalothorax has me thinking it is indeed a wolf spider.
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;45140190]Hi. I recently moved to the Kansas area and every night for the past four days I've killed at least ONE of these fuckers. Last night I killed fucking THREE.[/QUOTE] Time to burn the house down.
I'd like to consider myself an expert of sorts, and I can definitely confirm that it is indeed a spider. As with all spiders, my recommendation is that you burn the house down and move elsewhere
Yup, it's a spider. As professionals our recommendation to you is to torch the place.
find the hivemother and burn the eight legged monsters to the ground from their source
it's either a wolf spider or an under developed huntsman spider
Believe me, I'd love to fucking burn the place down, I'm tired of smashing these little shits. I've gotten adept enough at spider murder that, even though they blend into the carpet, I can see them standing still. It may also be a grass spider, though, after extensive google search luck. I should mention that these things are [B]no bigger than a quarter, that's counting leg length[/B]. They're tiny but not unnoticeable. [editline]17th June 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Rusty100;45140300]it's either a wolf spider or an under developed [B][I][U]huntsman spider[/U][/I][/B][/QUOTE] PLEASE NO
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arachnophobia_(film)[/url] This is also good research material. Essentially 100% of all Spider species act in the same manner as in this movie. You just need to learn from their mistakes.
[QUOTE=Rusty100;45140300]it's either a wolf spider or an under developed [B]huntsman spider[/B][/QUOTE] I went ahead and googled these fuckers. Lo and behold, they have been known to inhabit Florida. Time to move.
Some of you people can be real wusses, man.
[QUOTE=wauterboi;45140405]Some of you people can be real wusses, man.[/QUOTE] I just want to know how much poison I'll need to saturate the house in to get rid of these annoying ugly little fucks
I don't mind spiders, if anything the real insect you should be concerned to see is a cockroach. These guys are harmless.
I see these guys all the time, they're a type of wolf spider and they're pretty much completely harmless It's the brown recluses you should be concerned about
Could just be a common house spider? What's the temperature there like at the moment? if it's hot, they're probably wondering around looking for somewhere cool to live.
[QUOTE=Sitkero;45140600]I see these guys all the time, they're a type of wolf spider and they're pretty much completely harmless It's the brown recluses you should be concerned about[/QUOTE] brown recluses are scariest because they look like average brown house spiders. The only difference I've seen is that their legs are really skinny compared to their body unlike most spiders.
lmao welcome to kansas
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Remember, it won't hurt you if you kill it first
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i must have killed the brood mother or something because the second i dragged that book back like 150 baby black dots started scattering and i stomped and vacuumed and i know there are survivors send the poison fire
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