Ok, so on Monday, I was pulling into my school and when I looked the first time, no one was coming. When I was half way in the road this guy in a little red truck just came flying around the corner, I was almost into the school lot when the guy hit me on the right passenger corner. The speed limit is 25mph, I don't think you can flip a steel bodied SUV at 25, anyways, good news is no one was hurt, me or the other guy. All I got was a few scratches on my palms. Oh and wear your seat belts, I could have been thrown out of my car if I hadn't been wearing it. So lets hear it, anything crazy, scary, etc.
Oh and here is my car, now totaled.
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I was walking through the woods to my dads house and I saw a snake, and I jumped. Then I continued walking and then up on the hill on the side of the trail I saw a big black furry thing and I ran back as fast as I could. I think it was Sasquatch but nobody believes me :<
I was walking home from my friends house late at night during the summer, i turn the street corner and there's a dog growling and foaming from the mouth. I have a stand off with it for about 2 minutes and it runs towards me and goes right past me.
I met a girl who said she masturbates with the end of a broom. It was kind of awkward.
I went into the schools bathroom (rarely happens) to use the toilet and when i walked in i saw two guys kissing and shit.. WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME JEEZUZ!
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Me and my dad were going to a restaurant where we were going to meet up with our family, and we got in a crash. But luckily only a few bumps and bruises
[QUOTE=lum1naire;17982812]I met a girl who said she masturbates with the end of a broom. It was kind of awkward.[/QUOTE]
Should have asked her if she needed any help.
I have a pretty generic life :(
But I do know You8mytaco irl.
My friend had A LOT to drink. He was lying on his bed throwing up all over himself, and the other 6 or so people that were there were breaking down crying, literally. They all went across the road/around the corner to escape the horrible scene of him throwing up and being in a very serious state.
I was just left inside the room with the throwing up friend mopping him up and keeping him upright so he didn't choke on puke. For some reason, I did all of this while humming various The Lonely Island songs...
[QUOTE=Bredirish123;17992621]I have a pretty generic life :(
But I do know You8mytaco irl.[/QUOTE]
Lol yeah your boring as hell man.
[QUOTE=You8mytaco;17994746]Lol yeah your boring as hell man.[/QUOTE]
I agree with you. I need to do something hardcore like you.
Twice now, I've had to dive across a car to keep it from crashing.
My sister was driving me down to a place to volunteer at a scout camp, and she like, stopped and stood still, and I was like WTF, and noticed the car was diving off the road. I had to dive across the car to keep the car from hitting a load of trees.
Wasn't fun.
The funny thing is I'm not old enough to drive without an adult in the car.
(BTW she was fine, just tired)
Almost fell 8 stories down a flat.
I was leaning on the fence and the fucker's bolts in the concrete snapped right off, my friend caught me right on time.
i was eating lunch and then i realized i had to piss, to i went into the bathroom and sure enough, there was a kid jackin off in there.
I once went down a slope with my bike, fell from the front, the bike rolled and the seat hit my head. I stood on the ground leaning in pain for ten minutes
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