ED means Erectile dysfunction.
I tried watching all types of porn, regular porn, hentai (which usually makes me hard), lesbian porn, and sadly furry porn :barfemote:
I tried even fucking fapping, and it's dead as a fucking doornail. I went to the hot girls thread, and nothing.
I'm 100% sure I'm not gay, I stared at the epic penis on one of my threads for a good 10 seconds, and not even a twitch.
I think it might be dead :ohdear:
Does facepunch have any sugestions to get an natural erection?
[B][U]THIS IS NOT A FUCKING THREAD TO POST HUMOR ABOUT MY PROBLEM. I AM SCARED HALF TO SHIT RIGHT NOW[/U][/B]
Do this but substitute the tomatoes with your genetically inferior cock
[IMG]http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/staking-vegetables-2.jpg[/IMG]
Stop fapping for a day
Not fucking funny, this is serious
[QUOTE=ForestRaptor;24056223]Stop fapping for a day[/QUOTE]
I fap once a week.
time to start popping viagra
Update drivers.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;24056239]I fap once a week.[/QUOTE]
this is your problem.
Find the receipt for your penis and take it back to the shop it's obviously broken.
In all seriousness.
facepunch mainly consists of users <25 years of age
very little of us will have experienced ED
a person who would know more is
[B]A DOCTOR[/B]
hint
nudge nudge
wink wink
Yeah, I post my medical related on facepunch so I don't waste my time going to a clinic
[editline]02:07AM[/editline]
But I see facepunch in unexperianced
No I don't get it elaborate.
[editline]07:08PM[/editline]
Did you even research on the topic?
[QUOTE=Novangel;24056476]No I don't get it elaborate.[/QUOTE]
What don't you get?
Dang, I remember just last week you were 14
and now you have ED
You must have a rapid aging disorder
Have you tried to focus on thinking? Odd wording I know.
Basically close your eyes and rub your dick with your hand or against something. Lube optional.
Pretend that your going inside a vagina and feeling it. Just keep rubbing until you can feel the ribbed inside of a vagina.
Also breathing heavily helps get the blood flowing. Exercise might also help. Try jumping jacks or push ups for a while. Do around 30.
If nothing works just try again later.
Also rate me rainbow if anyone got hard reading/doing this.
he might be in his late 40s by the time this thread ends !
Let men fuck your butt, it's what you really want.
How dare you break my automerge.
Oh shit, i think I have diabetes
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;24056516]Oh shit, i think I have diabetes[/QUOTE]
could be part of your midlife crisis
You do.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;24056516]Oh shit, i think I have diabetes[/QUOTE]
Get off WebMD you tard.
:Dawkins102:
either ED or [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asexuality]this[/url]
[QUOTE=bepassley;24056520]could be part of your midlife crisis[/QUOTE]
I'm 19, not fucking 45
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;24056547]I'm 19, not fucking 45[/QUOTE]
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Loofiloo
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Dang, I remember just last week you were 14
and now you have ED
You must have a rapid aging disorder
[QUOTE=Teh_Medic;24056532]either ED or [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asexuality]this[/url][/QUOTE]
I used to get erections before
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;24056573]I used to get erections before[/QUOTE]
me too
then you told me about yours
[url]http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=I+think+I+might+have+ED&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a[/url]
[editline]10:17AM[/editline]
I'm not joking, just be careful who you believe.
hey op i have an erection right now :)
Also it's funny because I have a boner right now.
[editline]10:18AM[/editline]
Hey! Ninja. Of sorts.
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