Ok so someone types a sentence, you continue it in the next post.
Lets start it off with a classic, shall we?
Once upon a time,
There was a guy called Dave,
who liked apple pie.
Full stop.
Dave had a friend named John
He made $500,000 a month.
One time Dave and John had a circle jerk with some other friends.
and they made a splooge fountain where they aimed at the mouth of the person opposite them.
Dave and John's team lost.
Dave frequented Fats Threads. John detested them greatly, what with their nonsensical crap.
Meanwhile, a monkey ate a gold bar and did a flip.
John took the monkey, and fried it. He discovered the gold bar, and got rich off of it.
while another monkey ate a flip and did a gold bar.
-snip-
Soul, you are messed up.
John got audited by the IRS and was arrested for not paying his taxes.
he broke out of jail with a file and went to the swamp of sorrow to commit suicide.
but his foot merged with his dick
damn ninja.
His dick became self aware.
and said nothing thereafter
Suddenly Falkor picked him up to have adventures,
But instead, shoved a pitchfork up his ass.
FUCK NINJAS
Butt just as it slid up his rectum,the goblin came out and said NO LOL TATHT DOMMT HAPPIN HER
and made a goatse.It scared away the pitchfork.
and they all ate crackers.
But choked to death on them.
The end.
Epilogue:
John, Dave, and their new friend Tim all ate at Denny's.
Dave ordered a ham and cheese omelet.
John ordered a male prostitute.
He has sex
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.