• Cookies and Christ: Christianity Megathread v3
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Welcome fellow Christians to the Christianity megathread! [IMG]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf6btymqnG1qfg3voo1_400.jpg[/IMG] This is a thread where all the Christians on facepunch can congregate and talk about their love of god! Have fun and Love Jesus! Atheists can go [URL=http://goo.gl/oDpT1]here[/url]. [editline]26th June 2013[/editline] Link to my other megathreads: [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1282400[/url] Get you christ on cause its #diedforyoursinsunday this weekend [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Troll thread / Not a fast thread" - Jaanus))[/highlight]
Terrible idea.
You probably shouldn't link a screamer in the OP of your thread if you expect it to be taken seriously at all.
Wow a thread for like 3 people.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;41207118]You probably shouldn't link a screamer in the OP of your thread if you expect it to be taken seriously at all.[/QUOTE] you got got [editline]26th June 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=cis.joshb;41207122]Wow a thread for like 3 people.[/QUOTE] This is a no hate zone
This seems like a good idea how could this possibly go wrong
[QUOTE=DGAFzallzool;41207124]you got got [/QUOTE] I'm just saying dude, so far you haven't done much to make this thread respectable.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;41207137]I'm just saying dude, so far you haven't done much to make this thread respectable.[/QUOTE] Can you read? This is NO HATE zone. If you don't have something jesus to say, don't say it at all. It's how he would have wanted it.
[QUOTE=DGAFzallzool;41207149]Can you read? This is NO HATE zone. If you don't have something jesus to say, don't say it at all. It's how he would have wanted it.[/QUOTE] I haven't said anything hateful at all. I've just said that this thread could have been thought out a bit more before you made it.
[QUOTE=DGAFzallzool;41207051] Atheists can go [B]here[/B] [/QUOTE] Already off to a great start
[QUOTE=DGAFzallzool;41207149]Can you read? This is NO HATE zone. If you don't have something jesus to say, don't say it at all. It's how he would have wanted it.[/QUOTE] I hate you. This is now the HATE zone.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;41207154]I haven't said anything hateful at all. I've just said that this thread could have been thought out a bit more before you made it.[/QUOTE] I think what we need here is a little less smack and a little more CRACK. controlled rhythmically at condos conditioning kelp with jesus. Do you get me? Less talk about us mortals and more about the one who makes it all.
I have a question for any Christian fpers: Why stay here? Don't take this the wrong way, I don't have a problem with people of any religion, but if I were a Christian I'd feel extremely out of place in facepunch Like a Muslim in southern Texas idk
[QUOTE=Chaplin;41207261]I have a question for any Christian fpers: Why stay here? Don't take this the wrong way, I don't have a problem with people of any religion, but if I were a Christian I'd feel extremely out of place in facepunch Like a Muslim in southern Texas idk[/QUOTE] As a Christian, I have no clue. Probably because I'm a moderate, don't take everything in the Bible literally. Still, have no clue.
[QUOTE=DGAFzallzool;41207174]I think what we need here is a little less smack and a little more CRACK. controlled rhythmically at condos conditioning kelp with jesus. Do you get me? Less talk about us mortals and more about the one who makes it all.[/QUOTE] i have no fucking clue what anything in this post means. this is a primarily atheist/agnostic forum, this was doomed to fail. [sp]before you go whining about how this is hate, it isn't. learn to face the internet without emotional attachment.[/sp]
I prefer Brownies for Muhammad, he is my favorite savior
[QUOTE=Chaplin;41207261]I have a question for any Christian fpers: Why stay here? Don't take this the wrong way, I don't have a problem with people of any religion, but if I were a Christian I'd feel extremely out of place in facepunch Like a Muslim in southern Texas idk[/QUOTE] Facepunch is a place for all faiths, it is an excepting land. I hope that all of its users go to heaven.
[QUOTE=DrSlender;41207280]I prefer Brownies for Muhammad, he is my favorite savior[/QUOTE] more like ras malai for buddah.
I prefer Bananas for Babies
[QUOTE=DrSlender;41207301]I prefer Bananas for Babies[/QUOTE] I love bananas! Banana bump!
Also, how do you feel about the Buddha? Do you feel Christianity could successfully combine with a doctrine like Buddhism?
[IMG]http://thebabywantscake.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/banana.jpg[/IMG] That one is my favorite Banana Baby
[QUOTE=DGAFzallzool;41207284]Facepunch is a place for all faiths, it is an excepting land. I hope that all of its users go to heaven.[/QUOTE] Well, no, it isn't. You don't get to decide that.
[QUOTE=DrSlender;41207308][IMG]http://thebabywantscake.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/banana.jpg[/IMG] That one is my favorite Banana Baby[/QUOTE] BANANA BUMP!
[QUOTE=DGAFzallzool;41207284]Facepunch is a place for all faiths, it is an excepting land. I hope that all of its users go to heaven.[/QUOTE] ty but at the rate I'm going I'm never getting into Christian heaven
[QUOTE=Chaplin;41207324]ty but at the rate I'm going I'm never getting into Christian heaven[/QUOTE] There is always time to repent child. You just have to accept jesus christ as your savior.
Jesus was a proud supporter of bananas!
[QUOTE=Chaplin;41207324]ty but at the rate I'm going I'm never getting into Christian heaven[/QUOTE] Eh, you'll probably go to Limbo and get a second chance. Just be glad it isn't Purgatory.
[url]http://imgur.com/FbPNqdV[/url]
This won't end well. [QUOTE=DGAFzallzool;41207051] Atheists can go [b]here[/b].[/QUOTE] Cool no hate-zone, dude. Also, joke's on you, had my speakers turned off NAH NAH NANAH NAH
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