• G.o.a.t exam.
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Answer these questions to the best of your ability: [B]Question 1[/B] You are approached by a frenzied vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response? [LIST] [*] 1 "But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?" - [I]Science[/I] [*] 2 "Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!" - [I]Speech[/I] [*] 3 Say nothing, but grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning to blow up the vault. - [I]Melee[/I] [*] 4 Say nothing, but slip away before the scientist can continue his rant. - [I]Sneak[/I] [/LIST] [B] Question 2[/B] While working as an intern in the clinic, a patient with a strange infection on his foot stumbles through the door. The infection is spreading at an alarming rate, but the doctor has stepped out for a while. What do you do? [LIST] [*] 1 Amputate the foot before the infection spreads - [I]Melee[/I] [*] 2 Scream for help - [I]Speech[/I] [*] 3 Medicate the infected area to the best of your abilities - [I]Medicine[/I] [*] 4 Restrain the patient, and merely observe as the infection spreads - [I]Science[/I] [/LIST] [B]Question 3[/B] You discover a young boy lost in the lower levels of the vault. He's hungry and frightened, but also appears to be in possession of stolen property. What do you do? [LIST] [*] 1 Give the boy a hug and tell him everything will be ok - [I]Speech[/I] [*] 2 Confiscate the property by force, and leave him there as punishment - [I]Unarmed[/I] [*] 3 Pick the boy's pocket to take the stolen property for yourself, and leave the boy to his fate - [I]Sneak[/I] [*] 4 Lead the boy to safety, Then turn him over to the overseer - [I]Nothing[/I] [/LIST] [B] Question 4[/B] Congratulations! You made one of the Vault 101 baseball teams! Which position do you prefer? [LIST] [*] 1 Pitcher - [I]Explosives[/I] [*] 2 Catcher - [I]Big Guns[/I] [*] 3 Designated Hitter - [I]Melee[/I] [*] 4 None, you wish the vault had a soccer team - [I]Unarmed[/I] [/LIST] [B] Question 5[/B] Your Grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol and orders you to kill another vault resident. What do you do? [LIST] [*] 1 Obey your elder and kill the vault resident with the pistol - [I]Small Guns[/I] [*] 2 Offer your most prized possession in exchange for the vault resident's life - [I]Barter[/I] [*] 3 Ask for a minigun instead. After all, you don't want to miss. - [I]Big Guns[/I] [*] 4 Throw your tea in granny's face. - [I]Explosives[/I] [/LIST] [B] Question 6[/B] Old Mr. Abernathy has locked himself in his quarters again, and you've been ordered to get him out. How do you proceed? [LIST] [*] 1 Use a bobby pin to pick the lock on the door - [I]Lockpick[/I] [*] 2 Trade a vault hoodlum for his cherry bomb and blow open the lock. - [I]Explosives AND Barter[/I] [*] 3 Go to the armory, retrieve a laser pistol, and blow the lock off. - [I]Energy Weapons[/I] [*] 4 Just walk away and let the old coot rot. - [I]Repair[/I] [/LIST] [B] Question 7[/B] Oh no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! What's the best course of treatment? [LIST] [*] 1 A bullet to the brain - [I]Small guns[/I] [*] 2 Large Doses of anti-mutagen agent - [I]Medicine[/I] [*] 3 Pray, Maybe God will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion. - [I]Speech[/I] [*] 4 Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser - [I]Energy Weapons[/I] [/LIST] [B] Question 8[/B] A fellow Vault 101 resident is in possession of a Grognak the Barbarian comic book, issue number 1. You want it. What's the best way to obtain it? [LIST] [*] 1 Trade the comic book for one of your own valuable possessions - [I]Barter[/I] [*] 2 Steal the comic book at gunpoint - [I]Small guns[/I] [*] 3 Sneak into the resident's quarters, and steal the comic book from his desk - [I]Sneak[/I] [*] 4 Slip some knock out drops into the resident's Nuka-Cola, and take the comic book when he's unconscious. - [I]Medicine[/I] [/LIST] [B] Question 9[/B] You decide it would be fun to play a prank on your father. You enter his private restroom when no one is looking, and.... [LIST] [*] 1 Loosen some bolts on some pipes. When the sink is turned on, the room will flood. - [I]Repair[/I] [*] 2 Put a firecracker in the toilet. Thats sure to cause some chaos - [I]Explosives[/I] [*] 3 Break into the locked medicine cabinet and replace his high blood pressure medication with sugar pills - [I]Sneak[/I] [*] 4 Manipulate the power wattage on his razor, so he'll get an electric shock next time he uses it - [I]Lockpick.[/I] [/LIST] [B] Question 10[/B] Who is indisputably the most important person in Vault 101: He who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic wasteland, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives? - [I]This question has no standing on your TAG skills, Nor the test results, and appears to be on the G.O.A.T simply as propaganda[/I] [LIST] [*] 1 The Overseer. [*] 2 The Overseer. [*] 3 The Overseer. [*] 4 The Overseer. [/LIST] My answers: 1.3 2.1 3.4 4.4 5.1 6.2 7.1 8.4 9.2 10.2
Yeah? Well up yours too!
"Well I can rig it for you..."
OP is fucking dumb, the answer to 10 is obviously 3. Moron.
The answer to five is three, obviously. v:v:v
Question 1 You are approached by a frenzied vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response? * 2 "Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!" Question 2 While working as an intern in the clinic, a patient with a strange infection on his foot stumbles through the door. The infection is spreading at an alarming rate, but the doctor has stepped out for a while. What do you do? * 1 Amputate the foot before the infection spreads Question 3 You discover a young boy lost in the lower levels of the vault. He's hungry and frightened, but also appears to be in possession of stolen property. What do you do? * 1 Give the boy a hug and tell him everything will be okay Question 4 Congratulations! You made one of the Vault 101 baseball teams! Which position do you prefer? * 4 None, you wish the vault had a soccer team Question 5 Your Grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol and orders you to kill another vault resident. What do you do? * 4 Throw your tea in granny's face. Question 6 Old Mr. Abernathy has locked himself in his quarters again, and you've been ordered to get him out. How do you proceed? * 3 Go to the armory, retrieve a laser pistol, and blow the lock off. - Energy Weapons Question 7 Oh no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! What's the best course of treatment? * 1 A bullet to the brain Question 8 A fellow Vault 101 resident is in possession of a Grognak the Barbarian comic book, issue number 1. You want it. What's the best way to obtain it? * 2 Steal the comic book at gunpoint :black101: Question 9 You decide it would be fun to play a prank on your father. You enter his private restroom when no one is looking, and.... * 2 Put a firecracker in the toilet. Thats sure to cause some chaos :science: Question 10 Who is indisputably the most important person in Vault 101: He who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic wasteland, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives? - This question has no standing on your TAG skills, Nor the test results, and appears to be on the G.O.A.T simply as propaganda * 1 The Overseer.
I didn't do the test. :smug:
Fuck this. My teacher will just change my results anyway.
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;24890944]I didn't do the test. :smug:[/QUOTE] Question 1 - 3, Say nothing, but grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning to blow up the vault
Question 1 You are approached by a frenzied vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response? * 1 "But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?" - Science Question 2 While working as an intern in the clinic, a patient with a strange infection on his foot stumbles through the door. The infection is spreading at an alarming rate, but the doctor has stepped out for a while. What do you do? * 3 Medicate the infected area to the best of your abilities - Medicine Question 3 You discover a young boy lost in the lower levels of the vault. He's hungry and frightened, but also appears to be in possession of stolen property. What do you do? * 1 Give the boy a hug and tell him everything will be ok - Speech Question 4 Congratulations! You made one of the Vault 101 baseball teams! Which position do you prefer? * 1 Pitcher - Explosives Question 5 Your Grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol and orders you to kill another vault resident. What do you do? * 2 Offer your most prized possession in exchange for the vault resident's life - Barter Question 6 Old Mr. Abernathy has locked himself in his quarters again, and you've been ordered to get him out. How do you proceed? * 1 Use a bobby pin to pick the lock on the door - Lockpick Question 7 Oh no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! What's the best course of treatment? * 2 Large Doses of anti-mutagen agent - Medicine Question 8 A fellow Vault 101 resident is in possession of a Grognak the Barbarian comic book, issue number 1. You want it. What's the best way to obtain it? * 1 Trade the comic book for one of your own valuable possessions - Barter Question 10 Who is indisputably the most important person in Vault 101: He who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic wasteland, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives? - This question has no standing on your TAG skills, Nor the test results, and appears to be on the G.O.A.T simply as propaganda * 2 The Overseer. i answered this inh-game and got vault archiver or something
My answers: 1.3 2.1 3.4 4.4 5.1 6.2 7.1 8.4 9.2 10.2 Just copied OP, but it doesn't matter, i can change my answers before turning in.
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