• Home alone and need plans
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Give me ideas for bizarre things to do with no clothes on edit: tried frying bacon and it spat all over me and now I hurt
put your clothes back on and invite friends over
kids these days have no imagination
Work out in front of a window that can be viewed by as many people as possible. Don't forget to smile and wink at everyone that notices.
smother yourself in peanut butter and listen/dance to this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-3pi0qLntQp[/media]
fap
Buy cough syrup, drink it, get stoned [sub]edit: [thread=1257852]read a guide[/thread] first[/sub]
Have two strangers with bad intent come over to your house at night, then set up a multitude of traps for those strangers.
learn to preform intense salsa dances
[QUOTE=Karmah;41258404]fap[/QUOTE] Fap for 12 hours in random places around the house.
1. Make nazi flag out of bedsheet. 2. Hang that fucker from the guttering on your roof. 3. Masturbate in plain sight standing in window beneath flag. 4. ?
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;41258564]Fap for 12 hours in random places around the house.[/QUOTE] we all know you do this but you need to cool it getting back on topic why don't you invite people over to hang out
look at porn and say bad swears
Perform the act of self-fornication to cybersmut.
cry
browse facepunch
Sleep
eat a hoagie
leave home and never come back
Egg your own house, then egg your neighbors house. You'll look like a victim as well, and no one will suspect a thing.
Create yourself some loose fitting robes and meditate.
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