I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the God damn stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single God damn day.
Anyway, I drive these fuckers around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
Rated clock.
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it's like scooby-doo
Great Danes <3
Where did you find that? /b/
[QUOTE=RAWRrrr;17250070]Where did you find that? /b/[/QUOTE]
I got this from my experiences at work today.
i got it right at the end :bravo:
i remember when this was original and actually funny :(
[editline]09:20PM[/editline]
now i've seen it about 30 times
[quote=grayronv2;17250185]i remember when this was original and actually funny :(
[editline]09:20pm[/editline]
now i've seen it about 30 times[/quote]
lies! I rate you box!
[QUOTE=Actionsoldius;17250198]lies! I rate you box![/QUOTE]
i was the one who originally posted it on facepunch idiot
[QUOTE=GameQude;17250348][IMG]http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7457/ndevau.png[/IMG]
[editline]09:30PM[/editline]
Owned.[/QUOTE]
ok. so someone else lives an almost exactly the same life as me, or at least jobwise. This is still my craptacular job.
[QUOTE=GrayronV2;17250343]i was the one who originally posted it on facepunch idiot[/QUOTE]
Late.
[QUOTE=Actionsoldius;17250435]ok. so someone else lives an almost exactly the same life as me, or at least jobwise. This is still my craptacular job.[/QUOTE]
hey
how about you fuck off and never come back
[quote=grayronv2;17250452]hey
how about you fuck off and never come back[/quote]
god damn to your mother!
i knew what this was going to be before i opened the thread.
[QUOTE=GrayronV2;17250452]hey
how about you fuck off and never come back[/QUOTE]
how bout i patroll ur face off instead. You were just stalking me while i was working and making notes on it and shit.
4chan did it better.
[QUOTE=Aurain;17250561]4chan did it better.[/QUOTE]
Rated Book. LIKE A BITCH.
[QUOTE=Aurain;17250561]4chan did it better.[/QUOTE]
rted buk liek a beech
[QUOTE=Actionsoldius;17250578]rted buk liek a beech[/QUOTE]
RATED BITCH. Like a book.
[QUOTE=Trashcan_Man;17250590]RATED BITCH. Like a book.[/QUOTE]
bitch book. like a rated
[QUOTE=Actionsoldius;17250596]bitch book. like a rated[/QUOTE]
BITCH RATED. Book like a.
[QUOTE=Trashcan_Man;17250608]BITCH RATED. Book like a.[/QUOTE]
book like. rated bitch a
[QUOTE=Actionsoldius;17250617]book like. rated bitch a[/QUOTE]
Rated Book, like a boss.
[QUOTE=GrayronV2;17250343]i was the one who originally posted it on facepunch idiot[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=785263&highlight=lmao+pics&page=9[/url]
The image is broken, but scroll down to see everyones reactions to it, and they match.
[quote=doom wiki]I did not see the ending coming. That was great. [/quote]
[quote=bean-o]This is a work of pure genius. [/quote]
etc
[QUOTE=Burnyhands;17250772]Rated Book, like a boss.[/QUOTE]
Like Boss, rated a Book
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