• ITT: Create a VaultTech Vault.
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As the title states, create a fallout vault with whatever horrible rules you deem as law. [b] Only food available is Cheetoz. No napkins are available.[/b] [b]A vault with one Amish man and all of the electronic gadgets ever invented.[/b] [b] A vault entirely populated by Vietnam veterans. With sounds of incoming artillery blaring through the speakers every 1-12 hours.[/b] [b]A vault with 300 Sith, and 300 Jedi, equal in power, both aware of that fact, with the Jedi controlling the food supply and the Sith controlling the water supply.[/b]
A vault with 40 normal people and 400 ostriches that are constantly high on speed
A vault with 50 of the nerdiest men on the planet and 49 supermodel women.
A vault with plenteous amounts of non-perishable food and water enough to last centuries, with nothing to entertain you except a high-end desktop with everything [sp]except a mouse[/sp]
[QUOTE=ZakkShock;26375725]As the title states, create a fallout vault with whatever horrible rules you deem as law. [b] Only food available is Cheetoz. No napkins are available.[/b] [b]A vault with one Amish man and all of the electronic gadgets ever invented.[/b] [b] A vault entirely populated by Vietnam veterans. With sounds of incoming artillery blaring through the speakers every 1-12 hours.[/b] [b]A vault with 300 Sith, and 300 Jedi, equal in power, both aware of that fact, with the Jedi controlling the food supply and the Sith controlling the water supply.[/b][/QUOTE] The Nam vault needs to be accompanied with bamboo plants and thick foliage lining the area before the walls, with the noise of Vietcong moving through the bushes played through a speaker in the plants every five minutes or so.
Vault 23, in this vault all the terms are British, as are the spellings(color into colur, etc). The vault over-seer is not to acknowledge this.
A vault that has 100 caulrophobic people, all with clown makeup tattooed on their face.
[QUOTE=thekinglichs;26375950]A vault with plenteous amounts of non-perishable food and water enough to last centuries, with nothing to entertain you except a high-end desktop with everything [sp]except a mouse[/sp][/QUOTE] OH GOD A Vault with 4 Billion bisexual women and one man. Also a large garden and farm and high tech computers. It also has pictures of porn Plastered to the wall and a gas that is sprayed every minute that makes every one horny. You are now in the Sex Vault
A Vault where after the bombs impact, it is "revealed" that it was all a global bomb drill and not an actual attack. Yet due to something in the contract they and their descendants must spend one thousand years in the Vault before it is opened. The Vault is left with the most modern supplies and commodities to the time of sealing, but only enough to last them exactly 998 years (maybe less). Other than this they are left to their own devices, and might go through generations of developing animosity for those living "happy lives" outside of the Vault.
valt with only two people (man and woman) who hate each other but are constantly without porn and have medication that makes them horny
[QUOTE=ZakkShock;26375725] [B]A vault with 300 Sith, and 300 Jedi, equal in power, both aware of that fact, with the Jedi controlling the food supply and the Sith controlling the water supply.[/B][/QUOTE] A vault with 300 Americans, and 300 British, equal in numbers, both aware of the fact, with Americans controlling the food supply, and the British controlling the water supply.
A vault with 1,000 residents, all of whom are given a revolver with a single bullet at age fourteen. The bullet must be used up before they die, or their family is killed. Oh, and there's only enough food for 100 of them. :v:
[QUOTE=Goggles;26376525]A vault with 1,000 residents, all of whom are given a revolver with a single bullet at age fourteen. The bullet must be used up before they die, or their family is killed. Oh, and there's only enough food for 100 of them. :v:[/QUOTE] They could just use the bullet up buy shooting in the air :v: Sucks about the food though
Vault 33. One female resident and 100 cats. AKA "Cat-Lady Cavern". There is one supply room that's filled with nothing but Fancy Feast meant to last the resident and her feline companions 10 years. The vault door is set to open a few months after the Fancy Feast runs out. She'll have to start eating the cats eventually. Muahahahaha.
[QUOTE=Goggles;26376525]A vault with 1,000 residents, all of whom are given a revolver with a single bullet at age fourteen. The bullet must be used up before they die, or their family is killed. Oh, and there's only enough food for 100 of them. :v:[/QUOTE] You disgust me.
A 100 people in a vault with shag carpet and lava lamps, and thousands of pounds of marijuana.
[QUOTE=its shortie;26376650]A 100 people in a vault with shag carpet and lava lamps, and thousands of pounds of marijuana.[/QUOTE] Fits your avatar nicely.
A vault where everyone is in jail with 50 big black guys and 50 skinny short little white nerdy boys.
A vault where, to get food thrice a day, you have to hurt someone hard enough to make him bleed.
A vault with 100 under weight men, 100 obese women and every single day an obese woman has to ride (sexually :smug:) the man, whoever disobeys shall be tortured but not killed.
[QUOTE=Goggles;26376525]A vault with 1,000 residents, all of whom are given a revolver with a single bullet at age fourteen. The bullet must be used up before they die, or their family is killed. Oh, and there's only enough food for 100 of them. :v:[/QUOTE] Seems like Xbox Live.
[QUOTE=ZakkShock;26375725] [b]A vault with 300 Sith, and 300 Jedi, equal in power, both aware of that fact, with the Jedi controlling the food supply and the Sith controlling the water supply.[/b][/QUOTE] Sith would win, you can live without food a lot longer than you can live without water. Just wait till the Jedi die of thirst and go hijack the food.
Ever read the book "The Giver"? It would be pretty good if life was like that in a vault. But back on topic -My vault would have Equal amounts of males/females. They would be given professions (doctor, surgeon etc.) -Every pair of adults would have 1 child. - Xbox would be present, no PS3. -Everybody would have 1 cat. Have fun.
A vault with 300 men and only 10 females. 7 of those females are obese and sweaty. The other 3 are super model type girls. Sloppy seconds.....
Only one room with the inhabitents of 2 camels and a tiny car
A vault with 4 entrances, all on the magnetic poles, or E and W, with 4000000 people, only food is cum, no goggles. :v:
[QUOTE=Rellow;26375823]A vault with 50 of the nerdiest men on the planet and 49 supermodel women.[/QUOTE] Forever Alone D:
Tunnel Snakes rule!
A vault with a blind man and a mute. They have to work together to get food and water from various places around the vault.
A vault with: 500 Xbox 360 fanboys 500 PS3 fanboys and 1 Nintendo Wii
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