16 years old, still with parental controls. Am I the only one in this situation?

[FutureScript]

Its not only for Everything I've ever done online. D-Link for my internet, no porn. Some moniter shit on my phone, no bitties. Parental Controls on my TV, No Adult Entertainment Expo. On my XBox as well, I can't talk to people blah blah. Warcraft is the same way, no voice abilities (got vent though, bought my own mic as my parents were out of town). Its a tad rediculous as I'm going to be going into my Junior year soon, and my dad has no trust for me whatsoever.

A. My fellow facepunchers can dig me out a whole and I cant follow some steps to hack all this shit?

B. Complain with me.

C. Post some shit that brightens an oppressed person. The man is keepin' me down man!

[Murdoco]

to me it sounds like either

A. Your parents are control freaks.

or
B. You did something to deserve this.

[PotatoArmada]

Your parents suck. Tell them that.

[FutureScript]

Other than getting suspended in first grade, I've done nothing and have received honor roll since 6th grade. (When they start giving honors.)

[bazyboy]

call the police and say that your father has raped you. the police will arrive and arrest your dad and you will most likely be transferred to another family. problem solved

[Fuhrer]

Want us to post porn here for you?

[dj0wns]

if you dont know how to beat them you deserve them

[Fuhrer]

Btw, do you happen to be chinese?

[SilverDragon619]

your parents are pussies

[FutureScript]

[QUOTE=Fuhrer;27662540]Want us to post porn here for you?[/QUOTE]

I don't, I want you to help me get passed these things. If I dare google "LOLHAX FOR D-LINK" It sends an e-mail to my dad. I don't want to be beaten. And i'm not Asian, I'm Caucasian.

[Zorlok]

[QUOTE=FutureScript;27662458]
A. My fellow facepunchers can dig me out a whole and I cant follow some steps to hack all this shit?
[/QUOTE]

Dig you out of a whole?

[DrKinkyKinkles]

Disable/remove it all and when he gets pissed tell him you're mature and can monitor yourself now.

[FutureScript]

[QUOTE=Zorlok;27662574]Dig you out of a whole?[/QUOTE]

That too.

[macacan]

You're under 18, no porn for you.

[panda11011]

Move out.

[FutureScript]

That may be legal where you live, but I'm not old enough yet.

[Fuhrer]

[QUOTE=FutureScript;27662573]I don't, I want you to help me get passed these things. If I dare google "LOLHAX FOR D-LINK" It sends an e-mail to my dad. I don't want to be beaten. And i'm not Asian, I'm Caucasian.[/QUOTE]

LOL

COCK-asian

[psyberian]

Put honey mustard in your internet vent port

that should reset the boost capacitors and help you get your freedom back!

[Mikesword221]

Ask your parents why they don't trust you. Then tell us what they said.

[Maloof?]

Dig you out of a whole what?

[DrKinkyKinkles]

[QUOTE=Mikesword221;27662687]Ask your parents why they don't trust you. Then tell us what they said.[/QUOTE]

Do this so we can help you counter their argument.

[FuckaNinja]

sucks for you bro, i do what i want when i want and my mom doesn't say shit cuz i'll smackabitch.

[Zorlok]

i think the only real solution is to kill your parnets.

[FutureScript]

I have no idea, I can't see the keyboard through the nerd-rage thats blocking my view. I can't even download the crysis 2 demo.

[Froztshock]

Due to the OP's various spelling errors, I question whether or not he is actually 16.

[FutureScript]

[QUOTE=froztshock;27662752]Due to the OP's various spelling errors, I question whether or not he is actually 16.[/QUOTE]

Strange, I see no typo's.

[Fuhrer]

You're lucky your parents know how to use a computer.

[rawr >:3]

Fuck your dad in the ass and that will show him whose the boss around your house.

[shatteredwindow]

Use a proxy.

[dj0wns]

l2tor?

[editline]25th January 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=rawr >:3;27662834]Fuck your dad in the ass and that will show him whose the boss around your house.[/QUOTE]

also this