• Your Best Pick-Up Lines!
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So post your favourite/best pick-up lines! Mine is: "I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus"
Nice shoes, want to have sex?
I made a fast thread today because I'm that kinda guy. Want a quickie?
[QUOTE=-ZeeBo-;24643311]Mine is: "I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus"[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://advious.net/uploads_user/2000/1004/579.jpg[/IMG]
Want to go out?
"Hey I saw you over here and thought you looked like a very nice lady that I wouldn't mind talking with, it would help if I had your phone number though" Worked for me once
Is your name Gillette? Because your the best a man can get :smug:
[QUOTE=TheDeadHo;24643544]Is your name Gillette? Because your the best a man can get :smug:[/QUOTE] This thread is meant to be for good pickup lines.
Joe barbaro get out
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;24643580]This thread is meant to be for good pickup lines.[/QUOTE] Who are you kidding? That is pick-up line perfection.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EwgF8UtYy0[/media]
[QUOTE=Skyward;24643614]Who are you kidding? That is pick-up line perfection.[/QUOTE] :geno:
:v:
Do you smell fish?
Does this rag smell like chloroform? Got it off the bad ones but I found it works tbh :colbert:
If you were a booger I would pick you first. If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and U together.
[QUOTE=-ZeeBo-;24643311]So post your favourite/best pick-up lines! Mine is: "I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus"[/QUOTE] Isn't Uranus a gas giant?
[QUOTE=SilverDragon619;24644639]Isn't Uranus a gas giant?[/QUOTE] Your anus is a nice cavity for a penis.
:iceburn:
If I could change the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together. ...hasn't worked yet guys, but it's only a matter of time.
[QUOTE=ragawaga;24643603]Joe barbaro get out[/QUOTE] Hey lets play house, you be the door, and I'll slam you.
suck my cock or face my wrath
Roses are red, voilets are blue. Get in my van.
Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date? Oh god, I actually vomited after writing that one.
Are you Mother Nature? Because you sure make my wood grow.
[QUOTE=-ZeeBo-;24643311]So post your favourite/best pick-up lines! Mine is: "I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus"[/QUOTE] My friend tried that out, she never heard it before. SLAP!
In Dungeons and dragons I take the role of dungeon master, and baby, im gonna master your dungeon.
If you were my homework, I would do you ALL night
Listen, I've got a job for you, but it blows.
This party is lame, im going home to have a wank, wanna help me?
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