I love OMegle!!! Look at some of my convos!
[CODE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hello
Stranger: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: male 19
You: female 18 japan
You: my names Mikuru
You: wanna know about my life?
Stranger: sure
You: Well its mostly school my friends and my boyfriend kyon
You: but me and kyon are swingers :)
Stranger: ohh
You: wanna help me swing today??
Stranger: sure
You: take off your pants
You: and get ready....
Stranger: okk
You: now ask me if i wanna suck your dick??
You: :)
Stranger: u wanna suck my dick
You: I have Limited responses, Please ask the right questions
You: PWNED!
YOU JUST GOTT TROLLED!!
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[CODE]You: im female and i live in japan
Stranger: cool
You: you?
Stranger: i'm male and i live in jamaica
You: are you a nigga?
Stranger: no
Stranger: that is racist
You: sorry thats what my american friends told me to ask black people
You: i didnt know it was racist
You: my english is Soso
Stranger: it's alright
Stranger: Soso?
You: thats what they teach me in my English books
Stranger: i've never heard that expression
You: I have Limited responses, Please ask the right questions
You: hint : You are retarded
Stranger: how old are you?
You: I have Limited responses, Please ask the right questions
You: Hint : you have a case of dumbassness
You: You: Retarded lvl + 10[/CODE]
hurr aren't you so cool and witty
[QUOTE=ytr191;24350641]I love OMegle!!! Look at some of my convos!
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You: I have Limited responses, Please ask the right questions
You: Hint : you have a case of [B]dumb[/B]assness
You: You: [B]Retarded[/B] lvl + 10[/CODE][/QUOTE]
Guess what i rated you.
1 is a fail troll attempt, 2 makes no sense at all.. the fuck's going on?
[QUOTE=CoolCorky;24350664]hurr aren't you so cool and witty[/QUOTE]
ok you do better. Mr. CoolCorky
Okay here's my attempt at being wittier than you (wait for it to load):
o you so silly
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You: Hello
Stranger: Hello. My name is yournamehere.
You: That's an odd name
You: How old are you?
Stranger: OVER 9000!
You: Oh god...[/code]
Make these threads bannable
[QUOTE=Soul-Chicken;24350908]Make these threads bannable[/QUOTE]
I thought chat logs were bannable anyway?
[CODE]You: Hello
You: How are you?
Stranger: I'm on my iPod hehe I'm a female btw it's hard to tyype!!
You: Your a Dumb nigger
You: get on your computer NOW BITCH
Stranger: ?? I'm not! I'm white and I'm smart !!M
You: I DONT WANT ANY BACK TALK!
You: BITCH
You: are you a troll?
You: we all know
You: girls don't exist on teh INTERWEBS
Stranger: I'm at a restaraunt rite now so I can't go on the computer
You: Why are you not listening to my commandments????
You: I can't hear you over the sound of you NOT in the KITCHEN
Stranger: Cause ur not the boss of me I am the boss of myself and u do not hurt me either
You: HUH?
You: WHATS THAT?
You: IN THE KITCHEN YET BITCH?
Stranger: Oh I said that u are such a doofball
You: ....
You: thats it
You: THATS IT?
You: USE YOUR BRAIN HONEY
You: I KNOW IT HURTS
You: BUT USE IT
You: call me a NIGGER
You: CMON
Stranger: Also I'm only 12 so why in the world are you being such a **** to me?? I can't say that word so I starred it out
You: DO IT
You: lulz
You: IM A TROLL
You: PWNED
Stranger: Bye ur a meanie![/CODE]
People pretending to be girls is a funny thing, i go along with it till they rage.
[QUOTE=ytr191;24350978][CODE]You: Hello
You: How are you?
Stranger: I'm on my iPod hehe I'm a female btw it's hard to tyype!!
You: Your a Dumb nigger
You: get on your computer NOW BITCH
Stranger: ?? I'm not! I'm white and I'm smart !!M
You: I DONT WANT ANY BACK TALK!
You: BITCH
You: are you a troll?
You: we all know
You: girls don't exist on teh INTERWEBS
Stranger: I'm at a restaraunt rite now so I can't go on the computer
You: Why are you not listening to my commandments????
You: I can't hear you over the sound of you NOT in the KITCHEN
Stranger: Cause ur not the boss of me I am the boss of myself and u do not hurt me either
You: HUH?
You: WHATS THAT?
You: IN THE KITCHEN YET BITCH?
Stranger: Oh I said that u are such a doofball
You: ....
You: thats it
You: THATS IT?
You: USE YOUR BRAIN HONEY
You: I KNOW IT HURTS
You: BUT USE IT
You: call me a NIGGER
You: CMON
Stranger: Also I'm only 12 so why in the world are you being such a **** to me?? I can't say that word so I starred it out
You: DO IT
You: lulz
You: IM A TROLL
You: PWNED
Stranger: Bye ur a meanie![/CODE][/QUOTE]
Dude, your an asshole.
ytr191 is a shitty troll who thinks he's cool.
ouch there really are some assholes on facepunch. Now i know why its called "facepunch". :frown:
:frog:
[QUOTE=ytr191;24351308]ouch there really are some assholes on facepunch. Now i know why its called "facepunch".[/QUOTE]
You're a shitty troll who thinks he's cool.
[code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: PARKER GET IN HERE
Stranger: uhhh...parkers out today, sir.
Stranger: im covering for him.
You: WHERE'S MY PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN?
Stranger: Uhh...I couldn't really get a good shot.
Stranger: y'know...he moves around too fast
Stranger: but i did run into batman...
Stranger: he bought me a latte
You: really now?
You: what brings the dark knight to new york?
You: I can see the headline now, DARK KNIGHT TERRORIZES CAFE
Stranger: but...he bought me a latte.
Stranger: he wasn't terrorizing anything!
You: That's what you may think, but these costume types are all the same
Stranger: I guess you might be right...
You: exactly kid, you won't get anywhere thinking every kook in a costume is a hero
Stranger: yeah...
Stranger: so, where is parker?
Stranger: he barely comes to work.
You: I BET HE'S SLACKING OFF SOMEWHERE
You: HE NEEDS TO BRING ME MY PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN
Stranger: why do you want pictures of spiderman so bad?
Stranger: hes not that great.
Stranger: batman is more popular these days.
Stranger: so is hulk.
Stranger: spiderman kind of lost his touch.
You: Hmm, you may be on to something there
You: I got it, SPIDERMAN ALL WASHED UP
Stranger: yeah.
You: That'll make tomorrow's paper
Stranger: do you think it will sell?
You: OF COURSE IT WILL
You: NOW GET OUT OF MY OFFICE
Stranger: uh..yes sir
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
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[CODE]You: Weres my Coffee???
You: dont give me that look!
Stranger: well I've been awake for 8 days
Stranger: Well, I've been awake for eight days straight:
Well, it must've been them pills I took.
I been twitchin' an' turnin' an' seein' visions:
It must've been them pills I took.
Well, I don't know if it were an' I don't know where I got 'em,
But they sure did make me feel good.
They kept my heart from feelin' blue,
An' kept my thoughts away from you.
Stranger: Well, there's blood on the carpet an' holes in the walls:
Well, it must've been them pills I took.
Yeah, the mirrors are all busted an' someone's cryin':
It must've been them pills I took.
You: Ggreat song
You: one clap for you
You: now wheres my coffe?
Stranger: black or with sugar?
You: sugar
Stranger: I like my coffee how I like my metal
Stranger: BLACK
Stranger: cream?
You: cream
You: and enough nonsence!!!
Stranger: how can I stop?
Stranger: when I'm mad
You: Calm down and get my coffee
You: NOW
Stranger: YOU CAN"T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!
Stranger: I'm NO ONE'S SLAVE!!!!!
You: I can im your boss
Stranger: I DONT HAVE A JOB!!!
You: i pay you you do what i tell you to do
Stranger: Quit WORK
Stranger: PLAY MUSIC
Stranger: TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT!!!!
You: SHUT UP AND GET MY GOD DAM COFFEE
Stranger: WOAH WOAH!!!!
Stranger: EASY!!!!
You: BITCH
Stranger: take it down a notch!
You: Then get my coffee.
Stranger: alright
You: Now.
Stranger: what r u going to do for me if I get your coffee?
You: You mean what are you going to do for me
Stranger: nope
Stranger: your wrong missy
You: Missy?
Stranger: MR
You: Who do you think you are
You: get in your place
Stranger: THE LONG LOST SON OF THE BASTARD SON'S LAND
You: and GET MY DAMN COFFEE
Stranger: I'm REDBEARD
Stranger: aye
You: REDBEARD WHO EVER YOU ARE GET MY COFFEEE
You: NOW...
You: Or your fired
You: understand?
Stranger: I quit
Stranger: you son of ah bitch!
You: YORU FIRED
Stranger: FUCK YOU[/CODE]
[QUOTE=ytr191;24367188][CODE]You: Weres my Coffee???
You: dont give me that look!
Stranger: well I've been awake for 8 days
Stranger: Well, I've been awake for eight days straight:
Well, it must've been them pills I took.
I been twitchin' an' turnin' an' seein' visions:
It must've been them pills I took.
Well, I don't know if it were an' I don't know where I got 'em,
But they sure did make me feel good.
They kept my heart from feelin' blue,
An' kept my thoughts away from you.
Stranger: Well, there's blood on the carpet an' holes in the walls:
Well, it must've been them pills I took.
Yeah, the mirrors are all busted an' someone's cryin':
It must've been them pills I took.
You: Ggreat song
You: one clap for you
You: now wheres my coffe?
Stranger: black or with sugar?
You: sugar
Stranger: I like my coffee how I like my metal
Stranger: BLACK
Stranger: cream?
You: cream
You: and enough nonsence!!!
Stranger: how can I stop?
Stranger: when I'm mad
You: Calm down and get my coffee
You: NOW
Stranger: YOU CAN"T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!
Stranger: I'm NO ONE'S SLAVE!!!!!
You: I can im your boss
Stranger: I DONT HAVE A JOB!!!
You: i pay you you do what i tell you to do
Stranger: Quit WORK
Stranger: PLAY MUSIC
Stranger: TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT!!!!
You: SHUT UP AND GET MY GOD DAM COFFEE
Stranger: WOAH WOAH!!!!
Stranger: EASY!!!!
You: BITCH
Stranger: take it down a notch!
You: Then get my coffee.
Stranger: alright
You: Now.
Stranger: what r u going to do for me if I get your coffee?
You: You mean what are you going to do for me
Stranger: nope
Stranger: your wrong missy
You: Missy?
Stranger: MR
You: Who do you think you are
You: get in your place
Stranger: THE LONG LOST SON OF THE BASTARD SON'S LAND
You: and GET MY DAMN COFFEE
Stranger: I'm REDBEARD
Stranger: aye
You: REDBEARD WHO EVER YOU ARE GET MY COFFEEE
You: NOW...
You: Or your fired
You: understand?
Stranger: I quit
Stranger: you son of ah bitch!
You: YORU FIRED
Stranger: FUCK YOU[/CODE][/QUOTE]
you suck so hard at this
:frog:
you wannabe troll
[editline]08:25PM[/editline]
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You: SOAP COVER ME
Stranger: ok!
Stranger: XD
You: Grab the machine gun!
Stranger: gah! whered you put it??
You: What do you mean where I put it?! OUR ASSES ARE BEING SHOT HERE
You: GRAB THE GRENADES
Stranger: it under the freaking rock!!! *blam blam*
im out of gernades, damnit!
You: USE THIS M60
You: TAKE DOWN THE ONE ON THE ROOF
Stranger: yes sir! *blam* head shot
You: QUICKLY, TO THE HELICOPTER
You: oh damn, there's another one! you take it out, i'll alert the pilot
Stranger: sir! ive been shot, gahh
You: GET U- *gets shot*
You: aaaaah
You: well jackson has died because of you
You: how do you FEEL
You have disconnected.
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....:frog:
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Stranger: FUCK OFF
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
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