• Omegle Convos!!!
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I love OMegle!!! Look at some of my convos! [CODE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: Hello Stranger: hey You: asl? Stranger: male 19 You: female 18 japan You: my names Mikuru You: wanna know about my life? Stranger: sure You: Well its mostly school my friends and my boyfriend kyon You: but me and kyon are swingers :) Stranger: ohh You: wanna help me swing today?? Stranger: sure You: take off your pants You: and get ready.... Stranger: okk You: now ask me if i wanna suck your dick?? You: :) Stranger: u wanna suck my dick You: I have Limited responses, Please ask the right questions You: PWNED! YOU JUST GOTT TROLLED!! [/CODE] [CODE]You: im female and i live in japan Stranger: cool You: you? Stranger: i'm male and i live in jamaica You: are you a nigga? Stranger: no Stranger: that is racist You: sorry thats what my american friends told me to ask black people You: i didnt know it was racist You: my english is Soso Stranger: it's alright Stranger: Soso? You: thats what they teach me in my English books Stranger: i've never heard that expression You: I have Limited responses, Please ask the right questions You: hint : You are retarded Stranger: how old are you? You: I have Limited responses, Please ask the right questions You: Hint : you have a case of dumbassness You: You: Retarded lvl + 10[/CODE]
hurr aren't you so cool and witty
[QUOTE=ytr191;24350641]I love OMegle!!! Look at some of my convos! [CODE] You: I have Limited responses, Please ask the right questions You: Hint : you have a case of [B]dumb[/B]assness You: You: [B]Retarded[/B] lvl + 10[/CODE][/QUOTE] Guess what i rated you.
1 is a fail troll attempt, 2 makes no sense at all.. the fuck's going on?
[QUOTE=CoolCorky;24350664]hurr aren't you so cool and witty[/QUOTE] ok you do better. Mr. CoolCorky
Okay here's my attempt at being wittier than you (wait for it to load):
o you so silly
[code] You: Hello Stranger: Hello. My name is yournamehere. You: That's an odd name You: How old are you? Stranger: OVER 9000! You: Oh god...[/code]
Make these threads bannable
[QUOTE=Soul-Chicken;24350908]Make these threads bannable[/QUOTE] I thought chat logs were bannable anyway?
[CODE]You: Hello You: How are you? Stranger: I'm on my iPod hehe I'm a female btw it's hard to tyype!! You: Your a Dumb nigger You: get on your computer NOW BITCH Stranger: ?? I'm not! I'm white and I'm smart !!M You: I DONT WANT ANY BACK TALK! You: BITCH You: are you a troll? You: we all know You: girls don't exist on teh INTERWEBS Stranger: I'm at a restaraunt rite now so I can't go on the computer You: Why are you not listening to my commandments???? You: I can't hear you over the sound of you NOT in the KITCHEN Stranger: Cause ur not the boss of me I am the boss of myself and u do not hurt me either You: HUH? You: WHATS THAT? You: IN THE KITCHEN YET BITCH? Stranger: Oh I said that u are such a doofball You: .... You: thats it You: THATS IT? You: USE YOUR BRAIN HONEY You: I KNOW IT HURTS You: BUT USE IT You: call me a NIGGER You: CMON Stranger: Also I'm only 12 so why in the world are you being such a **** to me?? I can't say that word so I starred it out You: DO IT You: lulz You: IM A TROLL You: PWNED Stranger: Bye ur a meanie![/CODE]
People pretending to be girls is a funny thing, i go along with it till they rage.
[QUOTE=ytr191;24350978][CODE]You: Hello You: How are you? Stranger: I'm on my iPod hehe I'm a female btw it's hard to tyype!! You: Your a Dumb nigger You: get on your computer NOW BITCH Stranger: ?? I'm not! I'm white and I'm smart !!M You: I DONT WANT ANY BACK TALK! You: BITCH You: are you a troll? You: we all know You: girls don't exist on teh INTERWEBS Stranger: I'm at a restaraunt rite now so I can't go on the computer You: Why are you not listening to my commandments???? You: I can't hear you over the sound of you NOT in the KITCHEN Stranger: Cause ur not the boss of me I am the boss of myself and u do not hurt me either You: HUH? You: WHATS THAT? You: IN THE KITCHEN YET BITCH? Stranger: Oh I said that u are such a doofball You: .... You: thats it You: THATS IT? You: USE YOUR BRAIN HONEY You: I KNOW IT HURTS You: BUT USE IT You: call me a NIGGER You: CMON Stranger: Also I'm only 12 so why in the world are you being such a **** to me?? I can't say that word so I starred it out You: DO IT You: lulz You: IM A TROLL You: PWNED Stranger: Bye ur a meanie![/CODE][/QUOTE] Dude, your an asshole.
ytr191 is a shitty troll who thinks he's cool.
ouch there really are some assholes on facepunch. Now i know why its called "facepunch". :frown:
:frog:
[QUOTE=ytr191;24351308]ouch there really are some assholes on facepunch. Now i know why its called "facepunch".[/QUOTE] You're a shitty troll who thinks he's cool.
[code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: PARKER GET IN HERE Stranger: uhhh...parkers out today, sir. Stranger: im covering for him. You: WHERE'S MY PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN? Stranger: Uhh...I couldn't really get a good shot. Stranger: y'know...he moves around too fast Stranger: but i did run into batman... Stranger: he bought me a latte You: really now? You: what brings the dark knight to new york? You: I can see the headline now, DARK KNIGHT TERRORIZES CAFE Stranger: but...he bought me a latte. Stranger: he wasn't terrorizing anything! You: That's what you may think, but these costume types are all the same Stranger: I guess you might be right... You: exactly kid, you won't get anywhere thinking every kook in a costume is a hero Stranger: yeah... Stranger: so, where is parker? Stranger: he barely comes to work. You: I BET HE'S SLACKING OFF SOMEWHERE You: HE NEEDS TO BRING ME MY PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN Stranger: why do you want pictures of spiderman so bad? Stranger: hes not that great. Stranger: batman is more popular these days. Stranger: so is hulk. Stranger: spiderman kind of lost his touch. You: Hmm, you may be on to something there You: I got it, SPIDERMAN ALL WASHED UP Stranger: yeah. You: That'll make tomorrow's paper Stranger: do you think it will sell? You: OF COURSE IT WILL You: NOW GET OUT OF MY OFFICE Stranger: uh..yes sir Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] [img]http://post.portlandmercury.com/images/blogimages/2009/02/17/1234895851-cartoon-jameson-2135.jpg[/img]
[CODE]You: Weres my Coffee??? You: dont give me that look! Stranger: well I've been awake for 8 days Stranger: Well, I've been awake for eight days straight: Well, it must've been them pills I took. I been twitchin' an' turnin' an' seein' visions: It must've been them pills I took. Well, I don't know if it were an' I don't know where I got 'em, But they sure did make me feel good. They kept my heart from feelin' blue, An' kept my thoughts away from you. Stranger: Well, there's blood on the carpet an' holes in the walls: Well, it must've been them pills I took. Yeah, the mirrors are all busted an' someone's cryin': It must've been them pills I took. You: Ggreat song You: one clap for you You: now wheres my coffe? Stranger: black or with sugar? You: sugar Stranger: I like my coffee how I like my metal Stranger: BLACK Stranger: cream? You: cream You: and enough nonsence!!! Stranger: how can I stop? Stranger: when I'm mad You: Calm down and get my coffee You: NOW Stranger: YOU CAN"T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!! Stranger: I'm NO ONE'S SLAVE!!!!! You: I can im your boss Stranger: I DONT HAVE A JOB!!! You: i pay you you do what i tell you to do Stranger: Quit WORK Stranger: PLAY MUSIC Stranger: TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT!!!! You: SHUT UP AND GET MY GOD DAM COFFEE Stranger: WOAH WOAH!!!! Stranger: EASY!!!! You: BITCH Stranger: take it down a notch! You: Then get my coffee. Stranger: alright You: Now. Stranger: what r u going to do for me if I get your coffee? You: You mean what are you going to do for me Stranger: nope Stranger: your wrong missy You: Missy? Stranger: MR You: Who do you think you are You: get in your place Stranger: THE LONG LOST SON OF THE BASTARD SON'S LAND You: and GET MY DAMN COFFEE Stranger: I'm REDBEARD Stranger: aye You: REDBEARD WHO EVER YOU ARE GET MY COFFEEE You: NOW... You: Or your fired You: understand? Stranger: I quit Stranger: you son of ah bitch! You: YORU FIRED Stranger: FUCK YOU[/CODE]
[QUOTE=ytr191;24367188][CODE]You: Weres my Coffee??? You: dont give me that look! Stranger: well I've been awake for 8 days Stranger: Well, I've been awake for eight days straight: Well, it must've been them pills I took. I been twitchin' an' turnin' an' seein' visions: It must've been them pills I took. Well, I don't know if it were an' I don't know where I got 'em, But they sure did make me feel good. They kept my heart from feelin' blue, An' kept my thoughts away from you. Stranger: Well, there's blood on the carpet an' holes in the walls: Well, it must've been them pills I took. Yeah, the mirrors are all busted an' someone's cryin': It must've been them pills I took. You: Ggreat song You: one clap for you You: now wheres my coffe? Stranger: black or with sugar? You: sugar Stranger: I like my coffee how I like my metal Stranger: BLACK Stranger: cream? You: cream You: and enough nonsence!!! Stranger: how can I stop? Stranger: when I'm mad You: Calm down and get my coffee You: NOW Stranger: YOU CAN"T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!! Stranger: I'm NO ONE'S SLAVE!!!!! You: I can im your boss Stranger: I DONT HAVE A JOB!!! You: i pay you you do what i tell you to do Stranger: Quit WORK Stranger: PLAY MUSIC Stranger: TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT!!!! You: SHUT UP AND GET MY GOD DAM COFFEE Stranger: WOAH WOAH!!!! Stranger: EASY!!!! You: BITCH Stranger: take it down a notch! You: Then get my coffee. Stranger: alright You: Now. Stranger: what r u going to do for me if I get your coffee? You: You mean what are you going to do for me Stranger: nope Stranger: your wrong missy You: Missy? Stranger: MR You: Who do you think you are You: get in your place Stranger: THE LONG LOST SON OF THE BASTARD SON'S LAND You: and GET MY DAMN COFFEE Stranger: I'm REDBEARD Stranger: aye You: REDBEARD WHO EVER YOU ARE GET MY COFFEEE You: NOW... You: Or your fired You: understand? Stranger: I quit Stranger: you son of ah bitch! You: YORU FIRED Stranger: FUCK YOU[/CODE][/QUOTE] you suck so hard at this :frog: you wannabe troll [editline]08:25PM[/editline] [code] You: SOAP COVER ME Stranger: ok! Stranger: XD You: Grab the machine gun! Stranger: gah! whered you put it?? You: What do you mean where I put it?! OUR ASSES ARE BEING SHOT HERE You: GRAB THE GRENADES Stranger: it under the freaking rock!!! *blam blam* im out of gernades, damnit! You: USE THIS M60 You: TAKE DOWN THE ONE ON THE ROOF Stranger: yes sir! *blam* head shot You: QUICKLY, TO THE HELICOPTER You: oh damn, there's another one! you take it out, i'll alert the pilot Stranger: sir! ive been shot, gahh You: GET U- *gets shot* You: aaaaah You: well jackson has died because of you You: how do you FEEL You have disconnected. [/code] ....:frog:
[code]You: HI Stranger: Hello You: HI Stranger: Hello You: HI Stranger: Hello You: HI Stranger: Hello You: HI Stranger: Hello You: HI Stranger: Hello You: HI Stranger: Hello You: HI Stranger: Hello You: HI Stranger: Hello You: HI Stranger: Hello You: HI Stranger: Hello You: HI Stranger: Hello You: HI Stranger: Hello You: HI Stranger: Hello You: HI Stranger: Hello You: HI Stranger: Hello You: HI Stranger: Hello You: HI Stranger: Hello You: HI Stranger: Hello You: HI Stranger: Hello You: HI Stranger: Hello You: HI Stranger: Hello You: HI Stranger: Hello You: HI Stranger: Hello You: HI Stranger: Hello You: HI Stranger: FUCK OFF Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
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