• *Make a brutal death method to above user*
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Ok so i start: Eyeballs sent flying by crushing head by Sledgehammer
head crushed in between laptop
getting hit by a spoon to death
chocked with an apple [editline]09:33PM[/editline] thats the joke you tards
Fucked by a horse to death. wait :geno:
Slowly devoured over decades by being sealed in a coffin full of flesh eating scarabs.
[QUOTE=D1ng$0n;17782841]getting hit by a spoon to death[/QUOTE] I see wat u did thar [B]Edit:[/B] Rape
have your body roll upon itself having your bones in your entire body break in many many spots, eventually also crushing your heart with your own body.
Your mouth turns against you and you eat yourself.
your mom eats you
Face stuck into a garbage disposal.
Im going to rip off your head and shit down your neck.
^ [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L04JM4rHyew&feature=PlayList&p=267A6C2D779A56C2&index=0[/media] You get what happened to Prometheus
You will be buttfucked by an elephant, afterwards I will hang you upside down and slowly make your face brown with a Moderately hot curling iron. After that, I will take a heating device, turn it up until it is so hot it can make a tree catch fire, and shove it down your throat. You will then be kicked by Mexican kids until being finally ripped to pieces and fed to white siberian lions. You die and the lions live longer! It´s a win-win situation!
kicked in the balls to death..... yeah it will take a while...
Drowning with Semen.
You're getting roadhead, you bump into the car infront, the saftey bag detonates, pushing the womans hea dinto your stomach, she bites your dick off. You bleed to death and she chokes on your dick.
sucked into a boeing 747 jet engine
Falling asleep in a luxury salt bath, you fall forward onto the tap and knock yourself out, also turning the tap so hot water comes out. Eventually you are boiled/stewed to death in the salt bath, you wake up just as your flesh starts to come off the bone.
Sex
Kittens. Billions of them.
[QUOTE=TheIceman;17783636]You will be buttfucked by an elephant, afterwards I will hang you upside down and slowly make your face brown with a Moderately hot curling iron. After that, I will take a heating device, turn it up until it is so hot it can make a tree catch fire, and shove it down your throat. You will then be kicked by Mexican kids until being finally ripped to pieces and fed to white siberian lions. You die and the lions live longer! It´s a win-win situation![/QUOTE] Remind me never to fuck with you.
Sars
I take a revolver and shoot both of your knees, I then use a knife and cut your dick off, then cut out your eyes and leave you to bleed.
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;17784510]I take a revolver and shoot both of your knees, I then use a knife and cut your dick off, then cut out your eyes and leave you to bleed.[/QUOTE] Sounds pleasant I take both of your testicles and put them into a metal vice. I slowly tighten the vice until your testicles are about to explode. Once the vice is that tight I get a second vice, only this vice is very small. I somehow attach it to your front teeth and tighten it until your teeth shatter. Once that is done I finish my work on the ball vice so that they explode. Once all that is done I fuck you in the ass.
[QUOTE=Propheta;17784638]Sounds pleasant I take both of your testicles and put them into a metal vice. I slowly tighten the vice until your testicles are about to explode. Once the vice is that tight I get a second vice, only this vice is very small. I somehow attach it to your front teeth and tighten it until your teeth shatter. Once that is done I finish my work on the ball vice so that they explode. Once all that is done I fuck you in the ass.[/QUOTE] [b][i][u][highlight]AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!![/highlight][/u][/i][/b] Sweet mother of god. I rape your ears.
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;17784661][b][i][u][highlight]AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!![/highlight][/u][/i][/b] Sweet mother of god. I rape your ears.[/QUOTE] I had already thought that out. Anyone fucks with me, you'll hear about it on the news.
sitting on a plank of wood, legs off each side, and putting 20 ibs weights on each foot.
[QUOTE=OzzyOsbourne;17784934]sitting on a plank of wood, legs off each side, and putting 20 ibs weights on each foot.[/QUOTE] Its really not funny if you mark it as funny. The whole idea is for other people to rate your post ¬.¬
Pushed balls first into a meat grinder.
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