• Get cut swimming
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Any swimmers out there or good googlers tell me what's the most effective way to get cut while swimming? I've been swimming for 2 weeks now. About 2 hours a day. I only have 3 weeks left. I had a pretty sexy body last summer by swimming for about 3 months. To the point where I could stare at myself in the mirror for a few minutes admiring my muscles. Vain I know but it's not often I get muscles and keep them for long. Looked like Bruce Lee but with not that bulging muscles. Then winter came school started stopped swimming. Anyway, how long should I swim each day? What strokes? (I can hardly do butterfly.) Drills? TL;DR: What strokes, drills, and duration do I swim everyday to get cut again?
I took a underwater basket weaving class once, i got hella ripped man. Plus I got to make some nice baskets.
What the fuck MR-X
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=394[/url] Ask these guys.
I made a thread but nobody is making notice of it. I usually take between an hour and an hour and a half. Personally, I love individual medley. My routine: -50m legs w/kickboard, arms w/pull buoy, then full coordination for each stroke(focus on breathing and technique). {600m} -200m drills for each stroke* ( Search online there's a ton of drills out there) -400m I.M. -200m easy with emphasis on turns Total:2km *Today I did catch-up for butterfly, handlead side kicking for backstroke, 2 dolphin kicks after breast stroke insweep, 8 flutter kicks for freestyle
Rub against a rock during swimming, will get you cut in an instant. Extra points if done in sea water.
i'd say swim for a few hours each day, eat tons of meat and protein, the usual i do the same thing but with biking because water frightens me
[QUOTE=TentuZero;39013773][url]http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=394[/url] Ask these guys.[/QUOTE] Uh, can I have a mod move this thread over there? [editline]29th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Dabu;39013916]i'd say swim for a few hours each day, eat tons of meat and protein, the usual i do the same thing but with biking because water frightens me[/QUOTE] Haha, I actually only learned how to swim 2 summers ago, that's when I got cut. What's another word for cut? I feel it's making me sound dumb.
Eat assloads of mcdonalds to become fat and work the fat into muscle so you can become a fucking beast worked for me, im not kidding
Fit? Ripped? Buff?
[QUOTE=wug;39015022]Eat assloads of mcdonalds to become fat and work the fat into muscle so you can become a fucking beast worked for me, im not kidding[/QUOTE] I don't eat fast food. Not healthy. But I know a lot football players and swimmers in my high school did. I think it's called carb loading. A reason to eat A LOT of junk food. [editline]29th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Mastahamma;39015181]Fit? Ripped? Buff?[/QUOTE] Asking how to get fit makes me sound fat. I'm fit all the time, just not cut. Ripped and buff is like really muscular. This is cut: [img]http://i472.photobucket.com/albums/rr89/sequinandsparkle/IMG_1523-07.jpg[/img] This is buff: [img]http://www.helloamanda.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/timliggins2-198x300.jpg[/img] These were the smallest photos that were best suitable to use as examples. I'm not gay. I thought I was at least a little bisexual but I took a test for it and found out I'm completely straight. Kind of disappointed because I was slightly attracted to one of the few people who got me and he was a dude with a British accent.
^^those are borderline gay pics.
I thought the thread was going to be about how you were swimming in the sea and managed to take a huge chunk of your flesh out of your stomach or something when you swam past a sharp rock and now you're at home almost bleeding to death asking Facepunch (for whatever reason) for help. It's good to see that I was wrong.
[QUOTE=Samiam22;39016287]I thought the thread was going to be about how you were swimming in the sea and managed to take a huge chunk of your flesh out of your stomach or something when you swam past a sharp rock and now you're at home almost bleeding to death asking Facepunch (for whatever reason) for help. It's good to see that I was wrong.[/QUOTE] That would have been "Got cut swimming" with a help for forum icon.
Trying diving in the shallow end of a pool, you'll surely get cut real quick to the point where people won't be able to stop staring at your body. You'll also attract the attention of both male and female life guards.
Eat your high-protein meals after swimming. Swim all different types of strokes, and use all manner of kicks.
I love swimming, too bad there are no places to do so around here.
what do you mean by "cut"? circumcised?
[QUOTE=TCB;39024280]what do you mean by "cut"? circumcised?[/QUOTE] That was not very funny.
You're asking the average facepunch user on how to get fit.
[QUOTE=iusehax;39025576]You're asking the average facepunch user on how to get fit.[/QUOTE] Cut.
Well fuck, I got Spontaneous Pneumothorax while doing freestyle. Change thread name to how to get cut without swimming.
Use a knife.
OP just googled "softcore gay porn" and slapped that shit on there, I swear.
You need to do weight training while you swim Tie weights to yourself and jump in
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