because i'm not
(hint hint sequel thread hint hint)
if so, why?
Why did you even ask when the answer is clear
Cant wait for my girlfriend to come back from college...
Yes.
Why? Because I'm 99% of Facepunch.
Do animals count?
I raped myself once
While I've never stuck it in the holes, I've received plenty of fondling.
[QUOTE=fudge blood;34612844]I raped myself once[/QUOTE]
uh how... ? Oh god
Yes
No...I rushed it and I regret that :(
[QUOTE=fudge blood;34612844]I raped myself once[/QUOTE]
You wish it was that long.
Seeing as how FP is full of 13 year olds who act older than they are, this should be obvious.
[QUOTE=luishi5000;34613282]Seeing as how FP is full of 13 year olds who act older than they are, this should be obvious.[/QUOTE]
was that referring to me? because it was spot on.
not for long, my parents prohibit me from getting into any situations that could lead to me not being a virgin... NAZIs, NAZIs i tell you.
[QUOTE=theevilldeadII;34613248]uh how... ? Oh god[/QUOTE]
"*WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT*...MISTER HAND? IS THAT YOU? OH GOD STOP PLEASE NOT AGAIN."
Oh, dis gon b gud
[QUOTE=Dale;34613299]not for long, my parents prohibit me from getting into any situations that could lead to me not being a virgin... NAZIs, NAZIs i tell you.[/QUOTE]
What do they do?
Cool. You lost your virginity to a psychopath. (Yes, I did read your older thread)
Now let us be nonvirgins without rubbing it in our faces.
Snip
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;34612762]because i'm not
(hint hint sequel thread hint hint)
if so, why?[/QUOTE]
Your so cool you fucked your girlfriend.
I don't think many people care.
[quote]my god what is wrong with you? you're acting ridiculous! not once in this thread have i "bragged" about "getting pussy" even though i could have. i legitemately read and consider all of these opinions![/quote]
Brag thread.
Well, yeah... b-but I totally had the chance to do it once !
Yup. It's sadly becoming less and less normal to be a virgin at my age.
everyone who voted no is a dirty liar
Couldn't get a boner in the heat of moment at six.
No because once when i was guess when 13 me and my friend would experiment and eventually it went to like full on sex. i was bottom and that shit hurt and felt good at the same time.
does it count if i just put the head in
You're asking Facepunch, what do you think?
Yeah buddy, I'm a virgin. Like i give a fuck though, It annoys me that so many people care so much about loosing it, I could happily die a virgin because it plays such a little part in my life. All i need is friends and family.
I'm a virgin because this girl tore skin off my penis one time and I've been afraid to do anything involving sex since...
[QUOTE=Fuckitbucket;34613661]No because once when i was guess when 13 me and my friend would experiment and eventually it went to like full on sex. i was bottom and that shit hurt and felt good at the same time.[/QUOTE]
I don't understand.
Are you a female? A male receiving anal? Does sex hurt your penis a little bit?
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