• Help me please X_X
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OK so I was having sex with my hot cousin in my bedroom during this family reunion... and my mother walked in on us. Very awkward. My mom left crying, so I need some advice on what to tell her!!! Not love advice, obviously. P.S. - Cousin's a girl. I am male. P.P.S. - We're not blood cousins. How do I change the title???
remove X_X it will fix your problems
Have sex with your mom?
[QUOTE=Saza;22704923]remove X_X it will fix your problems[/QUOTE] Can't.
Why didn't you lock the door or something?
Quit having sex with your cousin.
You are going to die.
yes you can. Click the title from Fast Threads.
[QUOTE=Pascall;22704937]Quit having sex with your cousin.[/QUOTE] This. Webbed fingers aren't cool.
You need to control your sexual urges. This has clearly been a problem before, as you said in this video: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAexKiCTxG0[/media]
Oh god, you should have done that in the bathroom...
undescriptive thread title? change it before you get banned like me
[QUOTE=Logidru;22704966]You need to control your sexual urges. This has clearly been a problem before, as you said in this video: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAexKiCTxG0[/media][/QUOTE] That might help, but I need some advice on what to tell my mother.
[QUOTE=Roskarnolkov;22704981]That might help, but I need some advice on what to tell my mother.[/QUOTE] There's not much to tell. Other than "I had sex with my cousin"...
Say the classic "It was stupid and I'll never do it again" Line
You sir, are a very sick individual. I have no idea what you should say, there probably isn't anything that you can say to make it better. Good day.
Get your cousin pregnant, that way your mother has to accept it. :D
A female cousin? What happened to niece? dumbydydumbdumb
You're parents are going to disown you. Have fun.
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;22706238]You're parents are going to disown you. [/QUOTE] This... It is really bad to have sex with family members.
[QUOTE=Xephio;22706187]A female cousin? What happened to niece?[/QUOTE] Niece is brother/sister's daughter.
If she wasn't a blood cousin, there's absolutely nothing wrong with it. Just explain to your mother that there's nothing wrong with it.
Its funny because i was going to make a thread asking facepunch if i should have sex with my non-blood cousin. :v: ...:ohdear:
Cut off your penis.
[QUOTE=MightyMax;22706665]Its funny because i was going to make a thread asking facepunch if i should have sex with my non-blood cousin. :v: ...:ohdear:[/QUOTE] Even if she's not related by blood it's still kinda weird. It's not 'wrong' biologically that way but it's still weird.
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