• Post the funniest 'Yo Mamma' Joke you know.
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Yo mama is so fat, she walked past the TV and I missed 7 episodes of 60 minutes yur tern olo
Yo mama is soooo fat, her blood type is Rigoo. [sp]Pasta Sauce[/sp]
Yo momma is so dumb she makes yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the beach, Greenpeace threw her in
Yo mama so fat when she fell i didn't wanna laugh But the floor was crackin up.
"Funny 'Yo Mamma' joke" is an oxymoron.
[QUOTE=redback3;22844300]Yo mama is soooo fat, her blood type is Rigoo. [sp]Pasta Sauce[/sp][/QUOTE] You mean Ragu?
'Dey call yo Mamma the fridge. She's packin' [i]everyone's[/i] meat.
Yo Mama so dumb she made a thread about Yo Mama jokes in FT
Yo mama's so dumb she makes this thread
Not neccessarily a Yo Mama Joke but related: Yo priest is so fat he bungee jumped and went straight to Hell. :devil:
Yo mama is so fat; she walked out into road and I tried to drive around her, but I ran out of gas. :v:
Yo mommas so dumb she got hit by a parked car
Yo mamma is such a hemophiliac, when she got a paper cut, she bled to death.
Yo mama is so dumb, but even SHE wouldn't make a thread like this.
Yo momma is so fat, she has to give directions to shake her hand. Yo momma's cooking is so bad, we pray AFTER we eat. Yo momma is like a shotgun, one cock and she's loaded. Yo Momma's like the vacuum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.
Yo momma is so fat that when she was cremated all the flights in Europe were canceled for a few days.
Yo mamma so fat the Scout ran around her twice and got an achievement
yo mamma's like a brick. she's dirty, she's flat on both sides, and she always gets laid by mexicans.
Your mother is so fat that her escape velocity is 3,1x10^5 Km/s, thus defining her as a black hole.
Yo momma was as kid that ugly, she got a steak tied around her neck so that at least the dogs palyed with her. I know more funny ones, though. Yo momma's like a sharpie: FAT, BLACK AND SMELLS LIKE ALCOHOL.
Yo mamma is so fat, she had to register her ass as a Semi-truck in 49 states. She couldn't register in hawaii cause she would sink the island
Yo' mamma is so ugly, when she looked outside, she got arrested for indecent exposure. Yo' mamma so poor that she had to take out a 2nd morgage on her cardboard box.
yo momma is so ugly, she had to cover her chin cause it looked like a pair of balls.
Yo' momma so short, she thinks it's unlucky to walk [i]under[/i] a black cat.
If you had a beard, you could use yo mommas ID card.
Your momma is so fat that when she saw a school bus full if white kids drive by she yelled "HEY STOP THAT TWINKIE!"
Yo momma's so fat, she's sitting around her home when she's sitting around at home.
You momma is so fat she could snort 2000 lbs of pure cocaine and not a single effect, and not even overdose on it.
[QUOTE=DatWut?;22850496]Yo momma's so fat, she's sitting around her home when she's sitting around at home.[/QUOTE] doing it wrong you say it like You Momma's so fat, when she's sitting around the house, she's sitting [i]around[/i] the house.
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