• Facepunch Reads Stuff
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A while ago, there was a thread where the likes of Big Dumb American and others with nice voices read greentext stories, amazing FP posts, etc. I've been sitting at home lately without much else to do, and figured it'd be fun to revive it. In this thread, post funny/weird/otherwise entertaining stories from around the internet that you'd like to be read by someone here at Facepunch, for whatever reason. If you've got a nice voice (or not, it really doesn't matter), read the stories and submit them. I'll start: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/e4CLDNS.png[/IMG] [media]http://soundcloud.com/sven-brimstone/pickles[/media]
I don't really have a good voice for reading, but I'll see if I can get someone else to read something. Or I can use my cadence voice.
[QUOTE='[LOA] SonofBrim;43992331'] :words: [/QUOTE] I really love your voice
I just hope people do this, I know it has potential because the last thread a few years ago was amazing. I'm going to bed soon, but I'll read whatever's around tomorrow.
Fuck it, if you guys think it's shit you'll let me know. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/TqyKiaO.png[/IMG] [media]http://soundcloud.com/wastedjamacan/apples-and-oranges[/media]
Don't really know how to find funny posts/do soundcloud
I'll do this tomorrow.
You can use vocaroo.
Cloak should read. His voice is fucking GODLY! [editline]21st February 2014[/editline] Of course it sounds alot better when it's not in a game! [video=youtube;xlXuq5jJjdo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlXuq5jJjdo[/video]
Watch out everybody, this is critikal !
[QUOTE=Xieneus;43992729]I'll do this tomorrow.[/QUOTE] i as well, i have one or two i'd like to do.
I'll do this when no one is home.
I can't really think of anything to say. If someone gives me something I will say it though.
my mic is too bad to upload anything of quality, sorry.
[URL="http://puu.sh/75oOE.jpg"]Someone make this, please[/URL]
[QUOTE=Cosa8888;44002790][URL="http://puu.sh/75oOE.jpg"]Someone make this, please[/URL][/QUOTE] sound quality is a little shit, but here we go anyway [media]http://soundcloud.com/taggart25/street-fighter-alpha-male-max[/media]
[QUOTE=Cosa8888;44002790][URL="http://puu.sh/75oOE.jpg"]Someone make this, please[/URL][/QUOTE] This is just too good, I had to do it too. [media]http://soundcloud.com/sven-brimstone/soulmate[/media]
Oh yeah I did the one in the OP too. Don't like it as much as the other though. [media]http://soundcloud.com/taggart25/i-love-me-some-pickles[/media] Please bring more like the one above though. It's very fun voicing them.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Hti31Rg.png[/img] [media]http://soundcloud.com/fausty/readingisyourfriend[/media] Cheesy but it was fun.
I need to do one of these, but don't know where to find one. Could you point me in the right direction?
[QUOTE=Fausty;44003855][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Hti31Rg.png[/IMG] Cheesy but it was fun.[/QUOTE] [media]http://soundcloud.com/dogmandolphin/i-am-the-voice-of-blood[/media] I did one
[img]http://i.imgur.com/tD91HCf.png[/img] [url]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/49271578/mystuff/Voic/Such%20is%20life%20in%20the%20colllege.mp3[/url] There was an attempt
I still love this one. [url=https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/220816726/GODOFVOLCANOES.mp3]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/220816726/GODOFVOLCANOES.mp3[/url] [img]http://i.imgur.com/qEDl9.jpg[/img]
This thread has too much potential. I need to contribute more before this gets kicked off the first page. [url=http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1ylam9/tifu_by_stuffing_shit_covered_toilet_paper_into/]Click this for the story[/url] [url=https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/220816726/NEVERAGAIN.mp3]Click this for my recording[/url] [editline]edit[/editline] By the way that subreddit is like a goldmine for this sort of thread, if some of you are hard-pressed for content.
[QUOTE=Lunik;44007305]I still love this one. [url=https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/220816726/GODOFVOLCANOES.mp3]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/220816726/GODOFVOLCANOES.mp3[/url] [img]http://i.imgur.com/qEDl9.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [url]http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LVyOpla8ty[/url] here ya go, hope it's not terrible I'll do some more if people have some to suggest.
I often do bad sonic fanfic readings, but my voice is not very good [MEDIA]http://soundcloud.com/vicente-sanhueza/bad-sonic-fanfic-reading[/media] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/CyvyWRf.png?1?3965[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Chaplin;44010828]I often do bad sonic fanfic readings, but my voice is not very good [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/CyvyWRf.png?1?3965[/IMG][/QUOTE] [url]http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YmgPpSd53T[/url] I couldn't resist reading the third line in that.
I love doing these, guys. Please give me stuff to read Made a few mistakes on this one sorry [url]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/220816726/OHGODWHY.mp3[/url] [img]http://i.imgur.com/2D0pA.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Lunik;44011098]I love doing these, guys. Please give me stuff to read Made a few mistakes on this one sorry [url]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/220816726/OHGODWHY.mp3[/url] -snip-[/QUOTE] Your dropbox recordings never play for me?
[QUOTE=Synavix;44011175]Your dropbox recordings never play for me?[/QUOTE] It's like that for me too. Then I refresh the page and it starts playing
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