usually when i'm playing video games i can't be bothered to go take a shit. i haven't shit in almost 1 week now. but anyway, i was at work today and since i don't use public restrooms i decided to go into a corner where nobody would see me and hold my shit in for a few minutes. my co-workers came up to me and started asking me what i was doing, i said nothing and told them to move on. they didn't listen and started pushing me around so i fell onto the ground and shit my pants. everybody at my workplace knows what happened and one of them told me it was bad for my health, is this true?
Yes, the longer you hold it the more likely you might not be able to hold it and you might shit your pants. Just go to the bathroom.
Yes, a lot.
[QUOTE=Broryt;25310314]Yes, a lot.[/QUOTE]
could you elaborate why it's bad? I mean, does it damage your organs? if so, which?
One week?
Just go to the bathroom. Can't you spare 2-3 minutes of you gaming life to take a shit?
[QUOTE=Spooefy;25310223]usually when i'm playing video games i can't be bothered to go take a shit. i haven't shit in almost 1 week now. but anyway, i was at work today and since i don't use public restrooms i decided to go into a corner where nobody would see me and hold my shit in for a few minutes. my co-workers came up to me and started asking me what i was doing, i said nothing and told them to move on. [b]they didn't listen and started pushing me around so i fell onto the ground and shit my pants.[/b] everybody at my workplace knows what happened and one of them told me it was bad for my health, is this true?[/QUOTE]
Well thats [i]shitty.[/i]
[QUOTE=Chekko;25310391]One week?
Just go to the bathroom. Can't you spare 2-3 minutes of you gaming life to take a shit?[/QUOTE]
my poop is enormous. my tight virgin asshole can't handle it.
Does anyone know any best practices for anal stretching?
Yeah, me.
[QUOTE=Spooefy;25310371]could you elaborate why it's bad? I mean, does it damage your organs? if so, which?[/QUOTE]
Because every day your body keeps extracting nutrients from what you eat, when it absorbed everything it could from it, it becomes the world-famous poop. Poop is like trash from your body: if you don't eventually take it out somehow, it keeps building up.
If you let your crap build up, you will soon be very likely to have some sort of intestinal problem.
[QUOTE=Spooefy;25310446]my poop is enormous. my tight virgin asshole can't handle it.
Does anyone know any best practices for anal stretching?[/QUOTE]
I'm sure you have a neighbor somewhere around your neighborhood that would gladly stretch out your anus. Probably even help you BM.
[QUOTE=Broryt;25310607]Because every day your body keeps extracting nutrients from what you eat, when it absorbed everything it could from it, it becomes the world-famous poop. Poop is like trash from your body: if you don't eventually take it out somehow, it keeps building up.
If you let your crap build up, you will soon be very likely to have some sort of intestinal problem.[/QUOTE]
Then sooner or later,your intestine will explode/rupture.Really,it will.
[QUOTE=Broryt;25310607]Because every day your body keeps extracting nutrients from what you eat, when it absorbed everything it could from it, it becomes the world-famous poop. Poop is like trash from your body: if you don't eventually take it out somehow, it keeps building up.
If you let your crap build up, you will soon be very likely to have some sort of intestinal problem.[/QUOTE]
:ohdear: that sounds terrifying.
it's 3AM and we have no toilet paper. is it ok to use water to wipe your asshole?
Any soft paper will do. Water will leave paper making your ass hurt
well duh or else you die
I read the title [i]wrong.[/i]
very, [i]very[/i] wrong.
Sometimes it feels good to hold it in. :q:
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[QUOTE=Spooefy;25310371]could you elaborate why it's bad? I mean, does it damage your organs? if so, which?[/QUOTE]
You will get dysentery and die.
let me tell you a story. see, in ancient (well victorian) era britain, the queen's dinner parties were extremely strict on rules. so much, that even standing up from the table while the dinner was still in motion was punishable by death.
well, a noble one day, had to go to the bathroom. like, really bad.
but he couldn't get up, because of the rules!
so, eventually, his bladder burst, sending shit and piss all through his system, poisoning him.
he died of internal hemorrhage a few minutes later.
does that help?
good news guys! i just took a shit. admins, you may close this thread. Fp, you're a godsend. I could not live without you.
score one for the 'doctors' at facepunch. :)
Friendly troll is friendly.
[QUOTE=Siminov;25310471]Yeah, me.[/QUOTE]
You stay far, far away from my asshole, furfag!
... Or any other orifices, for that matter!!!
I'm pretty sure not shitting enough can lead to many future colonoscopies.
How can you prioritize the need to use the bathroom under playing videogames?
you need some serious help kid.
Were you seriously just crouching in a hole, holding your dump in?
Let me tell you a story.
Once upon a time, there was an ugly man who would never poop. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
Do you get it now?
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Also, whats wrong with using water to wash your ass?
[QUOTE=Spooefy;25310446]my poop is enormous. my tight virgin asshole can't handle it.
Does anyone know any best practices for anal stretching?[/QUOTE]
There are two solutions! First of all you have to relax! You have very much stress, don't you? You are nervous too!
Well these are the solutions:
1. Buy a black man and tell him to do some excavations to your ass!
2. This is more healthy! Eat 2 kiwifruits everyday! Drink more water and exercise your body! Stand up from this damn chair and do something! This is the most important! If you do what i said you will have some very good results! Trust me!
If your problem will not be resolved with any of the provided solutions, you really need to visit a doctor!
PS. I don't recommend the solution No1! ^^
[QUOTE=Spooefy;25310446]my poop is enormous. my tight virgin asshole can't handle it.
Does anyone know any best practices for anal stretching?[/QUOTE]
Butt plugs.
uhhhhhhhhhhh
i shit once every 1 and a half weeks(2 weeks when i was younger)
is that normal?
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[QUOTE=Spooefy;25310751]:ohdear: that sounds terrifying.
it's 3AM and we have no toilet paper. is it ok to use water to wipe your asshole?[/QUOTE]
whats wrong with using water?
i use it all the time
so does thousands of other people in my country
I shit 3 times a day because my gut likes to be a bitch whenever I'm going somewhere.
At home its once.
I once did when I was about 8 years old and would shit rarely because I was too scared that it would hurt (I used to have massively horrifyingly painful stools the size of paint rollers). Then when I was about 9 I got really, really sick . I had to be rushed to the emergency room where I received...yes, an enema.
tl;dr DON'T FUCKING DO IT.
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