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[url]http://prillalar.com/drabbles/[/url] [QUOTE]A Gabe Newell In Time On a spitted and iridescent morning, Postal's Ass sat in his house. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His dick ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Gary Newman to love someone with a sheepishly penis? Selfish, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a yelled snapped dildo, all on a summer's day. I wish my Gary Newman would fucked me, in his own shitted way..." "Do you?" Gary Newman sat down beside Postal's Ass and put his hand on Postal's Ass's head. "I think that could be arranged." Postal's Ass gasped greedy. "But what about my sheepishly penis?" "I like it," Gary Newman said homo. "I think it's anally." They came together and their kiss was like a shit that is golden. "I love you," Postal's Ass said used. "I love you too," Gary Newman replied and sucked him. They bought a bear, moved in together, and lived erect ever after.[/QUOTE]
[quote] [b]The Adventure Of The Pig[/b] Muggy and Lucas were out for an extraordinary Valentine's walk under a tree. As they went, Lucas rested his hand on Muggy's penis. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so photosynthesizing, Muggy was filled with loveable dread. "Do you suppose it's amazing here?" he asked dysfunctionally. "You radiant silly," Lucas said, tickling Muggy with his ham. "It's completely credible." Just then, a large pig leapt out from behind a piggeh and shot Lucas in the hand. "Aaargh!" Lucas screamed. Things looked hilarious. But Muggy, although he was intelligible, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a triboluminescence and, like a dysfunctional boner, that cannot server it's purpose, beat the pig impossibly until it ran off. "That will teach you to love innocent people." Then he clasped Lucas close. Lucas was bleeding shockingly. "My darling," Muggy said, and pressed his lips to Lucas's arm. "I love you," Lucas said kawaii-ily, and expired in Muggy's arms. Muggy never loved again. [/quote] Well... that was.
[QUOTE]The Adventure Of The SWAG LIL B and SHREK were out for a #SWAG Valentine's walk IN DA CLUB. As they went, SHREK rested his hand on LIL B's NIGGADICK. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so YO REAL TALK THO, LIL B was filled with YOLO dread. "Do you suppose it's THUGGIN here?" he asked LIKE A REAL NIGGA. "You LAYERED silly," SHREK said, tickling LIL B with his SNAPBACK. "It's completely GANGSTA." Just then, a FRESH SWAG leapt out from behind a 40 and RAPPIN FOR DEM HOES SHREK in the DOME. "Aaargh!" SHREK screamed. Things looked HOLY SHIT THAT IS OFF THE CHAIN NIGGA. But LIL B, although he was STRAIGHT UP FO REAL, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a BLUNT and, LIKE HE WAS FUCKIN HIS BITCH, beat the SWAG VENGEFULLY until it ran off. "That will teach you to FREESTYLE innocent people." Then he clasped SHREK close. SHREK was bleeding SWAGLY. "My darling," LIL B said, and pressed his lips to SHREK's BOOTY. "I love you," SHREK said ABUSIVELY, and expired in LIL B's arms. LIL B never loved again.[/QUOTE]
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