• Unpopular Opinions V6 You know maybe fascism wasn't all that it was cracked up to be
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Maybe we should've thought of that BEFORE we killed all those Jews.
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;49844566]Maybe we should've thought of that BEFORE we killed all those Jews.[/QUOTE] nah man fuck those zionists!!!
Pineapple on pizza is...... just okay.
The gen 1 pokemon games were the worst ones and gen 2 did everything they did but better
[QUOTE=Katska;49844715]Pineapple on pizza is...... just okay.[/QUOTE] pineapple on pizza is excellent and anyone who hates it is a philistine additionally, meat-lover's pizza is awful; the worst way to enjoy meat is by piling a bunch of cheap frozen sausage on top of a cheese frisby. You're not a "meat lover", you're just a tasteless greasy fuckface.
Fruit has no place on pizza. Pizza is best cut into squares.
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;49845346]Fruit has no place on pizza. Pizza is best cut into squares.[/QUOTE] but tomatoes and how are you supposed to fold square slices?
[QUOTE=Sector 7;49845352]but tomatoes and how are you supposed to fold square slices?[/QUOTE] In half.
[QUOTE=Sector 7;49845352]but tomatoes and how are you supposed to fold square slices?[/QUOTE] You never fold pizza. Also, culinary definitions.
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;49845346]Fruit has no place on pizza. Pizza is best cut into squares.[/QUOTE] So then you only eat pizza with no sauce? [editline]1st March 2016[/editline] People who don't fold pizza are heathens.
[QUOTE=Sector 7;49845352]but tomatoes and how are you supposed to fold square slices?[/QUOTE] Smart man knows tomato is a fruit; wise man knows not to put a tomato in a fruit salad etc. I do concur with your pizza folding sentiment however
Wow like imagine not folding your pizza. Like as if.
The celebration of "nerd culture" looks to me like it consists of buying things and then telling everyone you like said things. It is obnoxious as shit.
nerd culture isn't even nerd culture. It's pop culture disguised as alternate culture. Alternate culture in general is a little silly; if you define yourself by going against what's popular, then you're still being defined by what's popular.
I have never had any hype for Superhot and while the central gimmick the game is based around is pretty solid and interesting, it's only interesting. Also the "SUPER. HOT. SUPER. HOT. SUPER. HOT." shit is dumb.
[QUOTE=Skyward;49845906]Wow like imagine not folding your pizza. Like as if.[/QUOTE] I don't understand how people can do this. I hear tales and legends of people folding basically entire pizzas and eating them sub-style, and it seems almost inhuman. This may be to do with how little pizza I can actually eat in one sitting. I can eat about 2-3, maybe 4 if its thin, slices and then I feel too full to go on.
[QUOTE=Samiam22;49846534]I don't understand how people can do this. I hear tales and legends of people folding basically entire pizzas and eating them sub-style, and it seems almost inhuman. This may be to do with how little pizza I can actually eat in one sitting. I can eat about 2-3, maybe 4 if its thin, slices and then I feel too full to go on.[/QUOTE] How tiny are you to not be able to eat an entire pizza?
[QUOTE=Sector 7;49846414]nerd culture isn't even nerd culture. It's pop culture disguised as alternate culture. Alternate culture in general is a little silly; if you define yourself by going against what's popular, then you're still being defined by what's popular.[/QUOTE] There is no such thing as nerd culture and there is no nerd King (Will Wheaten).
[QUOTE=Samiam22;49846534]I don't understand how people can do this. I hear tales and legends of people folding basically entire pizzas and eating them sub-style, and it seems almost inhuman. This may be to do with how little pizza I can actually eat in one sitting. I can eat about 2-3, maybe 4 if its thin, slices and then I feel too full to go on.[/QUOTE] you can fold a slice in half
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;49846448]Also the "SUPER. HOT. SUPER. HOT. SUPER. HOT." shit is dumb.[/QUOTE] I have no idea why it exists but I like it
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;49846572]How tiny are you to not be able to eat an entire pizza?[/QUOTE] 163cm (5"4') and 50~ kg (110 lbs). So yeah, pretty tiny. There is no way I could get even close to an entire pizza. Half of one, then feeling like throwing up, maybe.
[QUOTE=Samiam22;49846924]163cm (5"4') and 50~ kg (110 lbs). So yeah, pretty tiny. There is no way I could get even close to an entire pizza. Half of one, then feeling like throwing up, maybe.[/QUOTE] As far as I'm concerned you haven't lived until you ate an entire large pizza and feel like you want to die afterwards. It's like, a part of reaching maturity. A coming-of-age requirement. It's something that you need to do at least once in your life.
Wow. One large pizza is enough to get me through the entire day. Eating it all in ONE SITTING? fucking disgusting imo
[QUOTE=Cold Finger;49847007]Wow. One large pizza is enough to get me through the entire day. Eating it all in ONE SITTING? fucking disgusting imo[/QUOTE] One large pizza is enough to get me through multiple days
[QUOTE=Cold Finger;49847007]fucking disgusting imo[/QUOTE] Of course it is. That's why its beautiful.
[QUOTE=Samiam22;49846924]163cm (5"4') and 50~ kg (110 lbs). So yeah, pretty tiny. There is no way I could get even close to an entire pizza. Half of one, then feeling like throwing up, maybe.[/QUOTE] a whole pizza is like half of your body weight
[QUOTE=Bathtub;49847027]a whole pizza is like half of your body weight[/QUOTE] I can believe that. When I'm talking about not being able to eat pizzas, I'm only talking about the regular commercial pizzas too, like Dominoes and such. When it comes to those authentic New York-style pizzas that are something crazy like half a metre in diameter, then I can eat maybe one slice. I don't understand how it is physiologically possible to eat pizzas like those in their entirety in one go.
Also folding your pizza is not a matter of opinions. It's scientifically superior. BEHOLD! This prodigiously well-crafted illustration will help explain the science behind it. [img]http://i.imgur.com/C6EKfMY.png[/img] One the left is pictured is a laughable attempt at handling pizza as would be carried out by most neanderthals whom simply know no better. I shouldn't have to explain that the tip of this wondrous pie is drooping- and god forbid if there were toppings atop the pizza! How they would slide off! I shutter at the thought. You may ask "but how could one avoid such a plight? It is simply the only way pizza can be eaten!" But this is not the case! OBSERVE! The right side of the illustration depicts the refined art of pizza folding. Notice how the tip of the pizza remains [I]marvelously erect[/I]. That's correct! The folded shape conveniently prevents the forward end of the crust from sagging by bolstering it's structural integrity. Ideal for consumption and keeping the delicious ingredients atop it in place. O those who hath dwelt in the dark, I welcome thee to the light. Fold your fucking pizza.
All these pizza holding techniques and I'm here being the chode who eats pizza with a fork. :pudge:
[QUOTE=Captain;49847159]All these pizza holding techniques and I'm here being the chode who eats pizza with a fork. :pudge:[/QUOTE] Repugnant.
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