Best thing to say when you pick up the phone without knowing who it is
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I've always gone with "Sausages" when i'm bored.
don't say anything
Just breath heavily.
Hey fuckbag, I told you to stop calling me.
I forgot the name of the film but "This is death, I have come for you!" bonus points because they rang you :D
Hi there! Bill's Crematorium, you kill 'em, we grill 'em.
I just ask who they are looking for and if it's not me then i hang up.
But one time when i was 13 this Indian woman kept phoning me about my mobile phone and if i would like to get more credit for my prepaid phone (which was suspicious because my phone wasn't prepaid), and i just kept hanging up and saying I'm not interested, but she kept calling. She did it about 4 times and i expected her to call again. I quickly loaded the "THIS IS SPARTA" remix on my computer and set the volume to the max and she called again. I put the phone next to my computer's speakers and played it.
1 week later it turned out one of my friends prank called me :(
All of these are terrible.
you have to say "Buddy the elf, whats your favorite color?"
bonus points if you get the joke.
[QUOTE=Prof. Oak;21981632]All of these are terrible.
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[quote][b]"Buddy the elf, whats your favorite color?"[/b][/quote]
Contradiction?
"Dominoes Pizza"
Hey "Local Radio Name Here" here, what can i help you with
Works better if you have a deep voice
[QUOTE=Nerts;21980851]Just breath heavily.[/QUOTE]Or moan loudly, while saying "One minute please!"
Hello Senor? DO you have work for me senor, i have no monee.
"I knew you'd be calling"
"This is the suicide hotline, we traced this call and are now dispatching five federal agents and two professionals to your house to help you through these troubling times." :v:
[I]"You are now live on the air! Do you have anything to say to our listeners on the subject of beastiality?"[/I]
I once did this accidently; someone called me with the wrong number, and I couldn't hear them, so I said "I'm sorry, I need to turn up my cell phone's volume." to which they replied "[I]You have a moist pecker?[/I]"
I played it straight and had the funniest five seconds of the week.
Antonio's Pizza, how may I help you?
Bollocks.
If I feel like it, I open with a great big really gay sounding 'yoohoo'.
In a heavy Russian accent, yell "I no hear I have dead rat in ear!" Then hang up, or in a monotone voice, say
"It's us, are you in the designated pickup zone?" and answer all their subsequent questions with stuff like "Dammit they could be tracking you right now, we don't have time for this!" or "You already know we are, Mr. (insert name here), and you know what we're capable of."
Play the home alone (original) black and white video with some firecrackers, that's sure to scare them.
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